Dearest Sirius,

My sister, Alice Michaels, graduated last year and warned me to stay away from

you. I didn't quiet understand what she meant but then I started watching

you...well I seem to have developed a bit of a crush on you because of it. I'm

actually quite certain that it's all in my head because she told me to stay

away so I wanted to know if maybe you would like to go on a date with me? I

hope this will get rid of my urge to lo...like you. I'm afraid I don't have a

picture of myself but I sit in front of you during potions.

Love, Rose Michaels, Gryffindor

(Slight P.S to Remus: I can't seem to find Nevermore, my kitten, I noticed she

likes to hang around you. Have you seen her? She's all black with one little

white diamond on her forehead.)

...

Dear Rose,

Don't you worry, there are a lot of chicks who get mad at me when I don't date them. They tend to do stuff like that to get back at me.

*Cough cough*

...Shut your trap.

Rose, you're not the first to like me, and you won't be the last. You don't need to feel you're alone in this...and I do remember you, you're the blonde one right? And seeing as I am currently free, how about you come over at lunch and we'll talk about it?

Love, Sirius

(PS: Don't listen to him! Your sister was right-)

I SAID, LOVE SIRIUS!

...Love, Sirius...