Hei! Thanks to everyone who reviewed/favorited/followed. You guys are all made of epicness! ^-^
So, this awesomeness chappie was requested by my sister, I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain. I hope you like it! :D
Disclaimer: TREMBLE BEFORE ME! I WIELD THE POWER OF BEING UN-SUE-ABLE BECAUSE I'M NOT TRYING TO CLAIM ANYTHING! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Tony stretched as he and Bruce walked into the kitchen after a long night of working. "You know, I could really use an American cheese burger about now," he said, yawning.
Thor, who had been eating a pop tart, lifted his head. "What is a 'American cheese burger'?" he mused aloud.
Tony gave a melodramatic gasp, clasping a hand over his heart. "You don't know what a cheese burger is?! This is not permitted!"
The god now looked wary. "This is something I must know?"
"Of course!" Tony exclaimed, already pulling out meat from the freezer. "We're going to have a barbecue!"
"Tony," Bruce sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Thor doesn't have to know about cheese burgers."
"Yes he does!" Tony protested.
Bruce sighed. He knew nothing he said would sway Tony.
"Everybody, we're having a barbecue!" Tony announced over the speakers in the tower. "Get up to the kitchen, no exceptions!"
Apparently, nobody was as thrilled as Tony, because by the time they arrived, the burgers were already done.
"This, Point Break, is a cheese burger!" Tony announced, shoving a burger into the god's hands. "That is where you make your burger even more awesome," he pointed at a table with ketchup and mustard. Thor examined the glass ketchup bottle.
"What is this?" he asked, picking it up.
"Ketchup," Tony replied promptly.
"What is in it?" Thor asked again, turning the bottle open.
Loki's eyes sparkled mischievously, but Tony saw this and covered the god's mouth before he could say that ketchup was made from tomatoes. "Awesomeness," Tony said, shooting the disgruntled Loki a meaningful glance before removing his hand.
Thor seemed to like the sound of awesomeness, because he opened the bottled and held it over his burger.
Nothing happened.
Thor frowned and shook the bottle. "How do you get it out?"
Bruce took pity on him and came over. "Try hitting—poking the bottom." he said, realizing that a hit might shatter the glass if it was Thor that hit it.
Thor poked the bottom, and ketchup came out extremely quickly, shooting it everywhere. It covered the god and scientist, as well as splattering everyone else. Bruce wiped mashed tomato from his glasses and glance up. "How did it get up there?" he wondered aloud, amused, as he looked a a ketchup spattered ceiling.
"I guess tomatoes really do hate you, Thor," Loki said lightly.
Thor looked sick. "THERE WERE LITTLE RED BALLS OF TERROR IN IT?!" he asked.
Loki nodded.
Thor looked horrified.
That was based on a true story. Ketchup hates my sister. She opened the bottle, and ketchup went everywhere. Just from opening it. There was even some on the highest cupboard. This happened to her at least three times.
Requesters should be aware of the really long waiting line. Just sayin'.
REVIEW! Otherwise all your ketchup to blow up on you.
