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Annoyances
Sado plugged his ears as the Elvis Presley wannabe sang horridly into his wooden staff. For a moment, people began to complain about his singing, until the man began to bulge, green slime flooding out of his clothes. It began to surge toward the Fairy Tail members that had found the three uninvited guests waiting for them and Elfman ran to try to stop it barehanded, only for Sado to catch him.
"Easy Elfman," Sado said, backing away as he formed a long flame spear, poking the slime with it, only for the flame spear to be sucked inside. He let the spear fade and Elfman began to back away as well. "I thought so. It sucks in anything that touches it. What did you say your name was? Sugarboy? Well, I would appreciate it if you'd stop blowing snot at us."
Sugarboy grinned wickedly as he continued his horrendous singing. The girl in the middle of the three who had been the first to demand they hand over Lucy Heartfilia, Mary Hughes, was also grinning wickedly, holding a small wooden wand with the end being a hand with its index finger extended. The last girl, who Lucy had called Coco, remained silent, watching them all. Then, just as the slime exploded forward, only to be blocked by a massive wall of ice and flames courtesy of Sado, Gray, and Ur, Coco appeared behind Macao and Wakaba, quickly attacking Macao before avoiding several strikes from Wakaba's smoke magic.
"Athletic Magic," Sado warned them. "She's going to be hard to hit. At a guess, I'd say Mary Hughes uses conducting magic."
"Not bad," Mary Hughes smirked. "You really know your stuff."
Suddenly, the wall holding back the slime shattered and the slime surged toward them, everyone scattering. After a moment, Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo were all caught, and Natsu collapsed against a wall, his fight with Laxus catching up to him finally. Gray, Sado, and Ur continued to block the slime where they could, others doing whatever they could to try to slow it down as well. A moment later, Lisanna and Elfman were also caught. But after several more moments, Sugarboy snapped his fingers and the slime retracted, slipping back into his clothes. Sado sighed, making himself breathe as hard as Gray was as the three wizard grinned wickedly.
"Game, set, and match," Coco grinned. "Ya ready to give up yet?"
"Not a chance," Sado said, straightening up and cracking his neck. "I'm just warming up."
"But your friends aren't," Coco said. "Your guild master, his assistant, the kid, your big friend and his sister. You're down half the group that's here. Plus your pink-haired friend over there doesn't look too good, so maybe you should call it a day."
"You're waisting too much time Lucy," Mary Hughes said. "Hurry up and get over here before we show your friends what we're really capable of. Sugarboy here would love to play another solo."
"Oh please, for the love of God, do not let him sing again," Sado groaned. "My ears can only handle so much torture."
"That's not very nice," Sugarboy said.
"Does this look like the face of someone who cares?" Sado asked, forcing all emotion from his expression.
"We got us a tough guy," Mary Hughes grinned. "I'll handle him."
"No," Sado snarled. "All of you get out of here. Find Master Makarov. Let me worry about these three."
"We'll be back soon," Mira said.
Sado nodded, placing his hands together before forming a flame wolf for everyone who was unconscious, his three opponents allowing him to get them away. Then, as soon as they were, Sado stepped forward, swinging his arms forward and sending waves of flame at the three. Before it could get there, the slime reappeared, Sugarboy's annoying voice filling the air again as the flames exploded against the slime harmlessly.
"Damn," Sado growled. "You really annoy the shit out of me. Fine then. Fire Make Floor!"
He slammed his hands into the ground, flame spikes shooting outward from him, only for the slime to stop it again. However, just as it did, the ground below the three began to glow cherry red. All three swore, moving to flee as Sado grinned.
"Got you," Sado grinned, yanking his hands upward.
Flames and molten rock exploded out of the ground, Sugarboy crashing into his own slime while Mary Hughes and Coco escaped the blast, Coco taking off after Michelle and Lucy since Lucy was carrying the clock piece and Michelle was dressed like the three expected a Heartfilia to be. Sado formed a fireball to launch at her but suddenly his body spun and the fireball shot toward Macao as he fled.
"Macao, look out!" Sado shouted.
Macao dropped instantly, narrowly ducking under the fireball. Sado turned toward Mary Hughes and snarled angrily.
"How dare you make me attack my own friends?" Sado snarled. "I'll burn you to ash for that!"
"Yeah right puppet!" Mary Hughes snorted. "Why don't you start by not hitting yourself?"
Then, his fists began to crash into his face repeatedly. After several punches, his arms snapped up, flames bursting into life on his fists.
"Now bring it home!" Mary Hughes said as Sado's arms swung downward.
"Alright sure!" Sado grinned, the fire expanding into a massive fireball.
The resulting explosion as it hit the ground sent him skidding backward, and sent Mary Hughes and Sugarboy crashing into the wall of the guild hall, Mary Hughes' stick flying into the air where Sado raised a hand, launching a fireball at it. Then, snot blocked the fireball, allowing Mary Hughes to catch the stick.
"Okay fine!" Sado shouted taking a step forward.
Huge mistake. The moment his foot touched the ground, slime exploded out of the ground, surrounding him and rapidly draining his magic. Finally, it dropped him, retracting and he groaned, watching as the two turned, running away from the guild and into the back alleys of the city, heading for the forest where Coco had chased Lucy and Michelle to.
"Damn," Sado groaned. "Beaten by snot. I'm never living that down."
He pushed himself up, groaning and dusting himself off as Mira landed beside him.
"Are you alright?" Mira asked.
"Yeah," Sado said. "He didn't take as much magic as he thought he did. Come on. We need to find Master Makarov."
Mira nodded and they both ran away from the guild hall, splitting up to search.
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