I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORY LINE.

So close! Summer break is getting closer! AHHHHHHHHH!


Ana

My heartbeat pulsed through my head, giving me the worst headache ever. My mouth felt dry and sticky. I slowly-very slowly opened my eyes, letting them wander around. This is odd, this isn't my room. I sighed and closed my eyes again, if I wasn't getting yelled at then I can continued sleeping.

For a second I thought I heard a scream, but it must have been in my head because I laid stiff and nothing happened. I flopped to the left side-bad thing is that I bumped into someone. Probably Linda, she'll sometimes get into bed with me when I'm sleeping.

I re-opened my eyes to see if I could push her a little to give me some space...but my stomach dropped. This was definitely not Linda.

"Ahh!" I scream, nearly falling off the bed.

"What happen?" He asked as he sat up. That's when Sasuke realized our situation. "Wait...did..anything happen?"

I gave a heavy shrug, "I don't know! I don't think so, we're both still clothed and I was the only one under the covers!" I yelled and stuttered feeling heat rise to my cheeks.

"This isn't even my room," Sasuke noted.

"It's not mine," I stuttered. I opened my mouth to ask him if he remembered anything, but that's when another scream echoed through the house.

Sasuke and I took a glance at each other before running out the room. I was thrown into some confusion, this was our house. We both ran down the stairs and into the living room. Linda and Hidan were panting and staring horrifically at each other from across the room.

"What happened?!" I asked Linda.

"HE RAPED ME!" She screamed.

"What? I did not!" Hidan snapped back.

She stuck her tongue out at him, "you men are the same!" Linda's expression changed when she looked back over at me.

"What's that on your hand?" She asked.

My heart got faster, ringing through my ears. I slowly looked down, to see a ring...on my left hand.

"What's that?" Linda asked Sasuke. He looked down and his eyes widen. "And that!" She yelled over at Hidan.

Hidan slowly looked down at his left hand. "OH WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?" Hidan continued yelling.

"Ana..." Linda said in a soft voice. "I have one too." She muttered so low that I barely heard her.

"Maybe they're friendship rings," I forced a laugh to try and calm everyone.

"They're marriage rings," Sasuke said in a monotone voice, with some tiredness. He was looking at a beige folder with some paper inside. "I found it on top of the fridge." Sasuke said as if he read my mind.

"We don't know who we're married to," Hidan said as he began freaking out.

"We're married," Sasuke stated.

"Ew, why did I marry Uchiha's younger brother," Hidan said in disgust.

"We're not married," Sasuke snapped, "Ana and I are married, you got married to Linda." annoyance attached to his voice.

Everything grew silent. I got married...to Sasuke, I'm married to, Sasuke. Sasuke search through some papers and stopped, his eyes widen.

"Someone else got married," Sasuke rushed through his sentence, "and it's the worst couple."

"Who-who is it?" I stuttered in fear, "how bad is it?"

Sasuke sighed and brought his hand to his face. "Think...Kakuzu and Pein, kind of bad couple."

"PEIN AND KAKUZU GOT MARRIED!" Linda screamed in surprised.

"No you, idiot, I said it's as bad of a couple as Kakuzu and Pein."

Another scream echoed through the house. My palms grew sweaty as every person living here was going through my head. Was it Tobi and Konan, maybe Deidara and Itachi-I don't know I've read stories like that, they're not too bad. Zetsu and Pein, Kisame and Kakuzu. DAMN IT WHO WAS IT!

Foots steps were running down the stairs, giving hard thumps.

"ALL OF YOU!" A snap was sent through. "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GODDAMN RINGS?! AND WHY AM I HANDCUFFED!?" Max screamed.

"Get These Handcuffs Of Us! I don't want to be attached to her!" Sasori snapped. He looked around the room glaring at us.

Max might be a fan girl, but she and Sasori are quite hard to make a couple out of. Followed by Sasuke and her. The two shook with anger. Max stomped over to Sasuke hauling Sasori and shook him by collar.

"Help us!" She yelled.

"You two are married," Sasuke blurted out. He tensed once Max didn't let go-but she stopped.

I couldn't hold it in anymore, I burst out laughing. Linda also began laughing finding it funnier.

"HAHAHA, you-you got- AHAHAHAHA! You-Hahaha!" Linda's laughter grew louder and she began rolling on the couch trying hard to breath.

"I'm sorry but this is-hahah!" I couldn't even get a sentence out.

"What-what's so funny?" Max asked with her face getting redder with anger and embarrassment.

I pound the couch as I laughed harder, my abs were burning and my eyes watered. I sucked in some breaths but I continued laughing, tears running down my face. I wiped them off and sat up letting little bits of chuckles out. Max and Sasori stay tensed, glaring at us they threw pillows.

Pein walked down the steps with some of his member. Konan walked down and looked at everyone before giggling.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Max snapped. "DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?"

Konan stopped her giggling at stook with glaring at Max. Itachi and Kisame walked down the stairs to investigate what happened. Once they saw;

"Shit they're awake," Kisame said before walking back up the steps.

"Stop right there," Pein stopped them. "You two, tell us what you know. Were you two the only sober ones?"

"Yeah I thought you were going to drink, Kisame?" Linda asked him.

"I did but then something occurred, that made Itachi and I leave."

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "And that was…"

Kisame and Itachi glanced at each other before shrugging. Itachi activated his Makgekyō Sharingan and slipped all of us into his memories. I looked around to see the rest of us looking at a projection of Itachi's memories last night. The events were going fast forward, like how you do it to a DVD player.

He and Kisame were talking a bit, now they walked out the house and were walking down the street. The two reached a stand and bought something, and were walking again. Itachi stopped and played his memories from there.

"Just looking at the amount of candy you plan to consume makes me sick," Kisame said with a sour look on his face.

"As long as it's for me then I'm okay," Itachi shrugged.

"Wait..." Kisame stopped on the sidewalk and squinted his eyes through the dark. "Is that..?"

Itachi looked over to see a group of drunk people. The two crossed the street to get a better look at the drunk anime characters and three girls.

"I didn't even drink," I yelled.

"What's good Itachi, Kisame?" Max slurred. "This is my buddy Todd, Todd say hi."

"Sup dude," Todd smiled at the taller guys.

"Todd had the best idea. Join us," Max said as she grabbed the two by the hands and led them to the direction to where they had just came from.

After about five minutes of walking, Max stopped the whole group in front of a church.

"Let's go guys," She laughed out.

"First I marry a child, now it turns out that I got married at a church!" Hidan yelled, pissed.

A tired priest walked out and stared at the group. "What is the meaning of this?"

"We want to get married!" Max yelled. The rest in the back were cheering.

The priest looked at the group as if they were insane, which I don't blame him.

"I'm not going to marry two drunk people," the priest declined.

Max shoved loads of money in his pocket, "what about now?"

"Come and let me wed you," the priest smiled at everyone.

Itachi took a glance at Kisame before the two followed the group.

"Should we stop them?" Itachi asked.

"If leader tries to get married then yes, other than that I want to see this."

Itachi watch as the group tried to see who would get married. They giggle and laugh, Max suddenly bounced up and down.

She raised her hand up, "Ana, I haven't been a very nice person, so how about I get you married to my boy, Sasuke?"

I shrugged, then hiccupped.

"Um, Max?" Itachi spoke.

"Done!" Linda and Hidan screamed before Itachi had a chance to speak.

"What did you do?" Kisame asked the two.

"We got married."

"Why!"

"I don't know," Linda shrugged her shoulders. Tobi ran up to her and jump around, screaming that he was happy for her. Kisame face palmed.

He turned and glare at Hidan, "you try anything on my little guppy and I'll give Jashin something to sacrifice," Kisame hissed.

"Awe, Sasuke is all grown up," Konan said happily.

Max turned and looked over at the three men. "So sexy trio, Deidara, you want to get married?"

"I might be drunk but I'm not an idiot, not this time at least," Deidara muttered the last part.

"Itachi?"

"I'm fine, thank you," Itachi politely turned her down.

Max let out a sigh, she looked over at Sasori. A smirk played on her lips. "Sasori want to be my husband?"

Sasori remained silent with his eyes narrowed down. He reminded me of a doll from every horror movie.

"If Sasori is quiet then we get married. Sasori you want to get married?" Max whisper. Sasori remain quiet and motionless. "Alrighty then!"

Max grabbed Sasori by the hand and lead him to the alter. Itachi walked over to Pein and Kakuzu-who had a camera out.

"Leader, are you sure it's okay to let them do this?" Itachi asked.

Pein shrugged with a smile, "let them take this as a life lesson."

"What's with the camera?"

"Black mail," Kakuzu answered without looking over at Itachi.

"Congratulations, husband," Max said as she threw her arms around Sasuke.

"Um...Max, your husband is a redhead," Linda said.

Max's eyes widen. "Oh my god you're right." She looked over at the limp Sasori as he sat on the pew. "Hi sweetie! Aww, now that I'm married to Sasori, that means Deidara and Itachi and single."

"Hey," Max called us, "I didn't know you kept water in here, Itachi."

I looked over and noticed a giant gallon of water that had the water dispenser. Holy shit, I walked over to it and pulled a paper cup. I poured myself water and took some sips. Well this is an odd thing to have in a genjutsu.

Max (from the memory) suddenly smirk and began giggling to herself. "Kisame," she call out a little more seductive than necessary. "Come here."

Kisame cautiously walked over to Max to see what she had to say. She leaned up and cupped her mouth to whisper to him.

Kisame looked down at her when she finished whispering. "I don't think that's a good idea."

Max shooed him and walked over to the altar to grab something. She walked back and looked over at Deidara. He sighed and signed the paper. She walked over to Itachi with a smile.

"Itachi I need you to sign this, it's super important, you're a witness to all marriages."

Itachi sighed and signed the paper. Before he had a chance to read, Max snatched it and screamed and ran through the group with Kisame. After some seconds Kisame came back with his eyes wide open.

"What happened?" Itachi asked, suspicion in his voice.

"Um...you might want to take a look."

Itachi took the paper and read through it.

Max (this max) and I took a drink.

Itachi took the paper and read it. Blah, blah, marriage to...Deidara….and Itachi Uchiha.

Max and I spat some water out, choking.

Kisame stared as the black haired man looked up at him. Kisame ran and grabbed Max and Sasori, throwing them on his shoulders. "I actually kind of like you!" He yelled at Max. Kisame kicked the doors open and ran out.

The paper in Itachi's hands burned with amatarasu, of course the paper was just a copy from the original. Itachi stopped the memory and we all stood silent in the jutsu.

"You!" Deidara snapped-breaking the silence-as he looked over at Max. "You tricked me into getting married, to-" Deidara paused and looked over at Itachi, "HIM of all people!"

Max trembled as not only Deidara was out to murder her, but dark chakra was floating around Sasori as he grew extremely pissed.

"Who disrupted the chakra flow in my body?" Sasori asked, his voice low and murderous.

"Not me."

"Not me."

"Definitely not Tobi!" Tobi said a little too loud. Sasori eyes burned into Tobi's soul. He roughly raised his left hand to get a puppet, but failed that he was handcuffed to Max. She was pulled a little too hard and fell forward taking Sasori along.

"CAN ANYONE GET THESE DAMN HANDCUFFS OFF US!?" The two snapped.

Sasuke walked over to them and wrapped his finger on the chain. With lightning style he broke the chain off them. Deidara took this opportunity to get Max alone as Sasori scaringly walked over to Tobi.

"You're dead," Deidara threatened as he raised his fist up. Max let out a scream hoping that someone would save her.

Deidara swung but face planted onto the floor as he completely missed Max. We were out of the genjutsu. Max jumped and ran over to Itachi grasping onto him.

"I'LL GET YOU MORE CANDY! MONEY TO BUY MORE CANDY! COUPONS! JUST DON'T LET DEIDARA HURT ME!" Max yelled out in hysteria. "I WAS DRUNK I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING!" She continued pleading.

Deidara jumped up from the ground pointed over at Itachi. "You better not sell me out over candy, husband!"

I let out a long snort. "Where's the camera?"

"Right here," Kakuzu answered as got the three in the shot. Deidara's face redden.

"Wait, where are their rings?" Hidan asked.

"I have them, Max gave me the paper and rings," Kisame pulled out the paper and rings from his cloak. He tossed them to Deidara and Itachi.

"I will not be married to him!" Deidara yelled. He tossed the ring up with his clay and yelled his, Katsu thing. Kakuzu grabbed the ring before it had a chance to get blown up.

"What the hell!" Deidara yelled.

"You idiot, don't you know that we can sell the rings when you guys get a divorce!" Kakuzu snapped at Deidara.

"I call Itachi's ring then," Max yelled calling dibs. "We each take one of the married couples." She tried compromising with Kakuzu.

He let out a sigh, "fine."

"Max may you let go of me?" Itachi asked.

"But Sasori and Deidara!"

"You know that you also tricked Itachi into getting married," I reminded her. She froze and looked up at Itachi. She screamed and ran wrapping her arms around Sasuke and Konan.

"Help Me!"

Pein sighed and banged on the wall to get everyone's attention. "Listen you whiny brats," he announced. "Let me tell you what you all have to do, and what the plan is.

"Yes, Max and Sasori are married, Ana and Sasuke, Linda and Hidan and Deidara and Itachi also got married. I am aware of that, but today we will eat breakfast like any other day. After breakfast we will go and find out how fast we can divorce you guys. Until then you will keep the rings on, and the documents stay with either Max or Ana. Do I make myself clear?"

We all now nodded and kept silent.

"Good," Pein retreated more peaceful.

I walked to the kitchen to start making breakfast. I wonder if I can to take the ring off just to cook and shower, hope Pein doesn't mind.


After Hours...

Todd leaned to the left, drool coming out his mouth. He was nudged awake and slightly spaz as he woke up.

"W-what happened?"

"You're in a church my son," the priest softly spoke.

"Weird…" Todd shrugged, "I've had weirder nights."

The priest help Todd up, "you must leave, and I have seven o'clock mass soon."

Todd slightly frowned. "I thought that it was Saturday?"

"That was yesterday. You're friends left you here after getting married," the priest continued explaining.

"Huh? I don't remember going to a wedding," Todd thought out loud. He shrugged. "Whatever, see ya bro."