The teen vixen laughed as she and her friends passed Nick and Judy holding paws on the park bench. "Look at this, attracted to rabbits!"

Most mammals didn't care, but Nick and Judy were used to occasional rude comments. Most of the time they'd just ignore them, but sometimes—

"I agree," Nick replied. "It would be wrong for me to be attracted to rabbits. Fortunately, I'm not attracted to rabbits."

The vixen turned around. "But you—"

Nick smirked, wrapping his arm around Judy. "I'm not attracted to rabbits. I'm attracted to rabbit. One rabbit. Singular."

The vixen rolled her eyes.