Dear Diary,
Iceland and I do not get along very well. You know that pretty well by now. But that doesn't mean I don't give a shit about him. I mean, he's my future in-law! I can't have him HATING me.
Ever since HK gave 'im his first kiss, he's been different. I dunno how, just... different. And I can tell something's bothering him. Well, okay, something's ALWAYS bothering him, but I can tell that he's currently got boy troubles. So I sat him down (it took him a while to stop ignoring me asking him to sit) and started to give him some advice.
He wanted to take their relationship to the next level. I could just tell. I gave him permission to drop everything he's doing just to text Hong Kong, which he does already but I could at least tell him it's okay. I also said he doesn't have to stick around here: he can go bond with Hong Kong and his crazy Asian family whenever the hell he wants to. Which he also apparently does already. I can't figure out when he sneaks off, though. I told him that he can never let Hong Kong forget how much he loves him. He has to constantly smile at least a little bit in his presence, laugh at every joke he makes even if it isn't actually funny, and NEVER leave without a kiss and a "I love you."
I had much more to say. I was determined to get to my favorite part of this talk- it overlapped with The Talk if you know what I mean- but then Norway walked in the room. He slammed my face against the table and dragged me off by the tie. Jesus, couldn't he see that I was trying to help?! It's like he thinks that whenever I'm with Iceland, it's a bad thing...
Dear Diary,
As you know, Iceland is loopy with love for Hong Kong. No matter how hard you try, you can't pull those two away. Yes, it annoys me that he's so clingy to him and constantly sneaks out his window at night to be with him, but I admit. They're cute together.
However, the last straw was when I saw Denmark with him, giving him advice about Hong Kong. Who does he think he is?! It's like he thinks he's doing good to the world by giving my little brother boy advice.
I don't think so.
So with every ounce of strength I had, I slammed his head into the table and dragged him away by his tie, telling him off when we got into the kitchen.
~Author's Note~
It's so cute, having Norway be overprotective of Icey...Especially over my OTP~! It'd be weird if he was protective over MY OTP, seeing as it's Spamano...No, that'd just be hilarious. LOLYUP.
Okay, I just made a tragic realization. We only have one ONE MORE idea left before the Big Event...Well damn it. I know we've asked before, but now, we are BEGGING. Please help us with ideas! Otherwise, this series is going to be ending very soon. *gets down on knees, hands clasped together* We'll be forced to write other fanfictions that people will yell at us for because they're so crack! Ooh, but if you want to read them anyway, please check them out... *shot for self promotion* IDEAS! WE NEED THEM!
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-67OtakuGirl24X3
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