Chapter 49 – Lunar Cry a Lot
Squall: Finally, the tank's full.
Employee: Now that'll be 250,000 gil. Can't believe you have a 10,000 galleon tank.
Squall: Sure. Now let me pull out my wallet…OH MY GOD! IS SOMEONE STEALING GAS?
Employee: Where! (runs off)
Squall: Ok, everyone get back in and we'll get away.
After several hours…
Stephie: There! Esther's under siege!
Squall: Everyone stay here and defend the garden. I don't care how, but there better not be a scratch by the time I get back!
Student: (…) Scratch. (picks on wall)
Squall: Vinson, I'll talk to you when we get back.
Vinson: What? Kevin scratched the wall.
Squall: I know. But he gets good grades and since you have the lowest GPA in the school, we're going to expel you.
Vinson: No! Not again!
At the garage…
Squall: Everyone on their speed bikes? Alright, let's go! (everyone rides off into city in cool scene) Yea! (faint voice) Sorry Zell, there aren't enough bikes!
Zell: It's ok, I don't want a cool bike. (walks away)
Squall: Alright gang, this is a rescue mission. We have to invade that big building over there and…as much as I hate it, rescue Laguna.
Stephie: And kick monster butt on the way there!
Irvine: Let's do this.
Rinoa: Lasers on! Yeah!
Squall: Yeah, good job and all, but could you try not shooting me!
Rinoa: Oh, oops.
Irvine: There's a wave of monsters coming right at us!
Squall: We can't take them. Split up! (screech)
Rinoa: Man, we got separated from them.
Squall: No time to stop. Let's get in the tube.
In a tube…
Squall: Oof. Oh, hey, get a job! Ouch.
Rinoa: Everything ok?
Squall: Yea, but why there so many hobos in the tube?
Rinoa: Just shoot them, we're doing them a favor. (peo, peo, peo, peo, peo, boom) Yea!
Squall: There's too many of them!
Rinoa: Quick, there's an exit over there! (goes through light)
Squall: (zoom out far away, faint voice) We're free! (boom)
At the other side of the city…
Irvine: There's no way we can defeat them all.
Stephie: Veer into that cove over there.
Irvine: Alright. (screech, boom)
Stephie: Too early!
Irvine: (faint) I know that!
Stephie: Wee! (drives in)
Quistis: We have to go back.
Stephie: No, it's too late for him.
Irvine: (faint) I'm still alive!
Stephie: Oh I can still hear his voice calling out to us.
Irvine: (faint) I'm still alive! Come on, listen, STILL, ALIVE!
Stephie: It's just too sad, but we must fight on for him.
Irvine: (faint) Sigh, I'll go look for Squall and Rinoa.
Stephie and Quistis found themselves in front of the presidential building.
Stephie: I guess we're early. We should wait for the others.
Quistis: Yeah. (random growling sounds) But these guys don't…
At a random city trough…
Squall: Man my head hurts. Oh no!
Rinoa: What?
Squall: I forgot to buy insurance on those bikes.
Rinoa: Relax, I'll buy us some new ones when we get back.
Squall: But these can talk!
Bike: Squall, I always loved you.
Rinoa: I can talk too.
Squall: Can't you see I'm mourning over my lost?
Irvine: Guys, I finally found you! Quistis and Stephie are at the presidential building and monsters are attacking them. I don't think they'll last more than 2 seconds.
Rinoa: Which way?
Irvine: I left a trail of bread crumbs that we could follow back that's right over here…
Hansel: Oh god, this bread is delicious! Don't you think Gretel?
Gretel: Ya, ya, this bread good.
Irvine: Not good, fairy tale characters.
Gretel: It's the cops! Run Hansel!
Hansel: Ah!
Irvine: Sigh, well that's all spilled milk. Now we have to find the way back on our own. And I heard its Behemoth hunting time.
Squall: (wears safari hat) Well nothing that we can't handle! Let's move!
To be continued…
Vinson: Hey, I do not have a low GPA! Kira!
Stephanie: Nope, it was me idiot. Kira is in the bathroom.
Vinson: What, your bad potatoes did that?
Stephanie: No, shut up!
Actually, I am a very good student. I have approximately a 4.0 GPA and my friends too.
