Chapter 49 – Lunar Cry a Lot

Squall: Finally, the tank's full.

Employee: Now that'll be 250,000 gil. Can't believe you have a 10,000 galleon tank.

Squall: Sure. Now let me pull out my wallet…OH MY GOD! IS SOMEONE STEALING GAS?

Employee: Where! (runs off)

Squall: Ok, everyone get back in and we'll get away.

After several hours…

Stephie: There! Esther's under siege!

Squall: Everyone stay here and defend the garden. I don't care how, but there better not be a scratch by the time I get back!

Student: (…) Scratch. (picks on wall)

Squall: Vinson, I'll talk to you when we get back.

Vinson: What? Kevin scratched the wall.

Squall: I know. But he gets good grades and since you have the lowest GPA in the school, we're going to expel you.

Vinson: No! Not again!

At the garage…

Squall: Everyone on their speed bikes? Alright, let's go! (everyone rides off into city in cool scene) Yea! (faint voice) Sorry Zell, there aren't enough bikes!

Zell: It's ok, I don't want a cool bike. (walks away)

Squall: Alright gang, this is a rescue mission. We have to invade that big building over there and…as much as I hate it, rescue Laguna.

Stephie: And kick monster butt on the way there!

Irvine: Let's do this.

Rinoa: Lasers on! Yeah!

Squall: Yeah, good job and all, but could you try not shooting me!

Rinoa: Oh, oops.

Irvine: There's a wave of monsters coming right at us!

Squall: We can't take them. Split up! (screech)

Rinoa: Man, we got separated from them.

Squall: No time to stop. Let's get in the tube.

In a tube…

Squall: Oof. Oh, hey, get a job! Ouch.

Rinoa: Everything ok?

Squall: Yea, but why there so many hobos in the tube?

Rinoa: Just shoot them, we're doing them a favor. (peo, peo, peo, peo, peo, boom) Yea!

Squall: There's too many of them!

Rinoa: Quick, there's an exit over there! (goes through light)

Squall: (zoom out far away, faint voice) We're free! (boom)

At the other side of the city…

Irvine: There's no way we can defeat them all.

Stephie: Veer into that cove over there.

Irvine: Alright. (screech, boom)

Stephie: Too early!

Irvine: (faint) I know that!

Stephie: Wee! (drives in)

Quistis: We have to go back.

Stephie: No, it's too late for him.

Irvine: (faint) I'm still alive!

Stephie: Oh I can still hear his voice calling out to us.

Irvine: (faint) I'm still alive! Come on, listen, STILL, ALIVE!

Stephie: It's just too sad, but we must fight on for him.

Irvine: (faint) Sigh, I'll go look for Squall and Rinoa.

Stephie and Quistis found themselves in front of the presidential building.

Stephie: I guess we're early. We should wait for the others.

Quistis: Yeah. (random growling sounds) But these guys don't…

At a random city trough…

Squall: Man my head hurts. Oh no!

Rinoa: What?

Squall: I forgot to buy insurance on those bikes.

Rinoa: Relax, I'll buy us some new ones when we get back.

Squall: But these can talk!

Bike: Squall, I always loved you.

Rinoa: I can talk too.

Squall: Can't you see I'm mourning over my lost?

Irvine: Guys, I finally found you! Quistis and Stephie are at the presidential building and monsters are attacking them. I don't think they'll last more than 2 seconds.

Rinoa: Which way?

Irvine: I left a trail of bread crumbs that we could follow back that's right over here…

Hansel: Oh god, this bread is delicious! Don't you think Gretel?

Gretel: Ya, ya, this bread good.

Irvine: Not good, fairy tale characters.

Gretel: It's the cops! Run Hansel!

Hansel: Ah!

Irvine: Sigh, well that's all spilled milk. Now we have to find the way back on our own. And I heard its Behemoth hunting time.

Squall: (wears safari hat) Well nothing that we can't handle! Let's move!

To be continued…

Vinson: Hey, I do not have a low GPA! Kira!

Stephanie: Nope, it was me idiot. Kira is in the bathroom.

Vinson: What, your bad potatoes did that?

Stephanie: No, shut up!


Actually, I am a very good student. I have approximately a 4.0 GPA and my friends too.