So where are we off to this summer? Hunting flobber toppers in Transylvania?

How did you guess?

Really?

Yes flobber toppers are native to Transylvania. They live inside the trees that grow there and will be spawning in two weeks. We are going to collect their jelly. It really is amazing that you guessed!

You're messing with me aren't you?

Of course I am Tom, now please stop making up creature names. It's getting annoying.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

What do you mean by that?

I mean you do it all the time.

I do not.

You didn't answer the question.

We're going to Morocco with the Scamander family. They invited us along after we all met last year.

Oh really now?

Don't say a word!

So how is Rolf these days?

He's fine.

Wait a moment, isn't he a student at Hogwarts too? Why aren't you friends?

We are.

But you never talk about him!

Not to you.

Oh I see. But I suppose you talk to the other diary about him?

Stop being jealous.

I'm not.

Yes you are.

I just don't see why you don't want to talk to me about your little boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend!

Sure of course he isn't.

This is why I don't talk to you about him Tom. Because I knew you would make jokes.

Who's joking?

You are such a child.

Do you still think he's cute?

He is, and a far better conversationalist than you.

Ouch.

And smarter, and friendlier.

Now you're just being cruel.

And a great listener.

I listen to you all the time!

You don't have a choice.

What's your point?

You are so...annoying!

That's part of my charm.

It's not...it's...you are so annoying!

You said that already.

Well its double true!

You like it.

Do not.

Sure you do. Everyone needs a friend they can argue with. It's fun.

Is not.

Then why are you still here? If you weren't enjoying this you could just stop writing and put me away.

Maybe I should!

Go on then.

It would serve you right!

Anytime Luna...just close the book.

I could put you away and leave you alone for weeks.

Go on. See if you can.

I can.

You won't.

I could put you away and only talk to Rolf and Ginny and Neville. I might even forget about you.

You would miss me.

You would miss me more!

Probably.

You are so annoying.

You are absolutely right.