For iyfic challenge's "First Time" theme. Won first place, huzzah!


Title: Like a Virgin, Only Not
Words: 249
'Ships: Could be. Not telling.
Squicks: Everything consensual.
Rating: PDTTS for "Please Don't Take This Seriously."
Originality: No.
Summary: Remember fanon!pornstar!Kagome and fanon!innocentchild!Inuyasha? They finally meet.

*.X.*

When they kissed it was awkward and fumbling, neither seeming to know where to put their lips or what to do with their noses. Hesitantly, their cautious pecks grew into longer, deeper kisses, and Kagome moaned.

"Oh," she said, "this feels amazing. It's like it's for the first time all over again!"

"Wha?" Inuyasha grunted, jerking back. "You mean this isn't your..."

"Wow." Kagome whistled. "I thought you knew. I mean, it was pretty obvious about that thing with Kouga."

"You," Inuyasha sputtered, "gave up your honor to that...that boorish troglodyte? Him?"

"Oh, heavens no," Kagome said with a dismissive wave of her hand, and running full speed over the wave of relief that came over Inuyasha's face continued: "I mean, I'd been screwing Miroku for months. He is dying and all that. Don't you just feel sorry for him?"

"Not anymore! So you just gave Miroku a pity fuck, no saving yourself for marriage or anything?"

"It's not like there was anything to save by that time."

Inuyasha looked at her seriously. "Kagome. Who was your first?"

Kagome tapped a finger thoughtfully on her chin. "That's tricky. Do girls count? Because Sango—"

"I don't want to hear this."

"And Kikyou. Whoo-ee! She gave me a reason to be jealous, how can anyone compete with that! You'd know, right?"

"No! I wouldn't! Kagome, I—"

"And this one time, when you were sleeping, I got bored and borrowed Tessaiga."

At this, Inuyasha finally cried, stricken. "Tessaiga? My love?"