My Fullmetal Drabble Collection
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 49: Aromatic
"Hmmmmmm... no, not this one, either." Ling Yao scowled and set aside the cologne sample bottle in an East City department store with Jean Havoc.
Havoc chuckled as he clapped Ling on the back. "C'mon, buddy, we've been here for an hour! Can't make up your mind?"
"B-but..." Ling swallowed. "I've gotta impress Lan Fan, and her grandfather is a scary guy... what if I screw this up? I gotta smarten up for our first date!"
"Try this one," Jean said brightly, offering a new bottle. "Like an apple orchard. Country boys are irresistible!"
"Mmmmmmm... apples..." Ling salivated, and he took a swig of the cologne.
What a surprise. He choked and gagged on it!
"It ain't apple cider, partner. Take it easy." Jean scratched his head and glanced away. And he thought he had trouble keeping a lady!
