First of all an apology for not updating this or any of my other stories, but I have a situation with y family that combine with all my other responsabilities didn't leave me any time to write.
But now that things have settled in my life I will return to writting and I will give it my best to make up for all the time lost.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or RWBY, I am not the author of Naruto the Huntsmen, that is a fic white by fairy tail dragon slayer, who gave me permission to make this reading story.
A few hours have pass and right now all the men are sleeping in the seats of the theater in which one could consider some uncomfortable positions, except for a shinobi who could sleep in even more uncomfortable scenarios.
Unfortunately for them when the women return to theater and found them all sleeping they were waked up by punches and scolding. And after explaning to the girls that they have stay awake seeing some disturbing scenes that they would tell them later they all sat down to look at the screen.
"My tongues blue... why the hell is my tongue blue?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow when he looked at his own tongue in the mirror. Naruto licked his lips, before he smacked his lips a few times when he tried to pinpoint the taste of what had painted his tongue blue. Naruto looked next to him, before he saw that Yang was lazily brushing her teeth not even caring that his tongue was blue. Naruto looked at the other side of him, and he saw that Ruby was matching Yang stroke for stroke in brushing her teeth. Naruto grabbed his own toothbrush and started to brush his teeth and tongue.
The blue was coming off.
"What happen to his tongue? Is Tou-san getting sick?" Ask a concern Himawari who had never seen Naruto getting sick in his life.
"I think that was from the smoke bomb that he ate while he was sleeping." Deducted Shikamaru after quickly remembering last night smoke bomb.
"WHAT!? Someone throw a bomb to my son and none of you told us!?" Exclaim Kushina while she was glaring to all the males in the room.
Fortunately for them it was Minato who tried to clam his wife. "Calm down Kushina, it was just a smoke bomb, nothing that could harm any of them and it most likely was a prank from one of his friends."
"Whoever throw that smpke bomb should be grateful that Tou-san ate that smoke bomb, otherwise he would be bound to prank them in retaliation." Add Bolt.
Naruto deadpanned when he realized what he had apparently put in his mouth in his sleep. Naruto had somehow eaten an active smoke bomb during his sleep. Now, normally these were extremely dangerous to inject even without them being lit, and with them lit it was normally fatal to even try and do it. Of course, Naruto was sort of the exception to this rule with his great immune system, and the fact that his aura would have purged out a lot of the bad shit in his body.
This explanation was the worst thing that kushina could have hear at the moment as she was now expelling so much killer intent that everyone took several steps away from her.
Speaking of shit, Naruto was most likely going to have the worse shit of his life the next time he had to go.
And that single sentence was all that was needed to break the tension making the majority laugh, some blush in embarrassment and Kushina simply shake her head in disapproval, seriously someone throw a lit smoke bomb into their room and all Naruto could think of is shit!?
It would also explain why his tongue was blue, he had eaten a blue smoke bomb. Of course, as Naruto brushed his teeth he wondered who would want to prank Team Ruby with a smoke bomb like this. Naruto suspected a certain somebody had thought to play a prank of the prank master, and when Naruto found out WHO had tried to prank...
That explains it! The smoke bomb was supposed to activate the fire alarm and the sprinklers in the room, soaking everyone with water and making them up from their sleep! Ha, he had to admit that was a pretty good one. Now he would have to prank the person that did this three times as hard for failing to do such a great prank. If there was anything he hated, it was a good prank gone bad.
"So much for Naruto not retaliating for that prank!" Complain Shikamaru who could already see how troublesome this would become.
"Why are you complaining, he is a prank master, and all his pranks make everyone here laugh uncontrollably! Also he isn't pranking you so what is your problem lazy ass?" complain Fu.
"I think Shikamaru is more concern with the aftermath of Naruto's pranks and how expensive will it be to repair all the damages that he will be responsible of." Try to answer Shizune.
"Shikamaru and Shizune are right, Naruto always go so over the top when it comes to pranks, remember the time when the other Kages and I try to convince to stop wearing orange since he was not a kid anymore and has become Hokage?" Ask Tsunade and everyone that was alive shiver when they remember that while everyone else couldn't stop laughing. It turns out that Naruto wanted to prove out that orange was an awesome color and make everyone in the whole WORLD realize it and start using it, which end with all the shinobi villages and all countries big and small immediately pass out a law that forbid to anyone to badmouth the color orange around Naruto, or een Konoha for a mater of fact. (more in a new subchapter, maybe)
"Mor~ning." Ruby said after a moment with a huge yawn. She was still barely awake, as was her sister. Weiss and Blake were still fast sleep in the room itself, while Naruto and Yang usually woke up at around the same time. Today Blake and Weiss were sleeping in, and there was nothing wrong with letting them sleep in either. The next semester of school wouldn't start for a few weeks, so they wouldn't have to go to school for a while either.
"Brush your teeth right." Naruto said as he grabbed her by the cheeks and made her start to brush her teeth with actual toothpaste this time. Naruto had his own orange flavored toothpaste, Yang had her mint toothpaste, Ruby had cherry flavored, and Weiss had mango flavored. Even Blake had some weird lemon flavored toothpaste. Ruby was pouting at him for making her brush her teeth the right way, before she saw him not caring about her pout and began to brush again.
"I remember when he used to do that for you two when you were young, you look so cute back then!" Said Hinata with a warm smile remembering good old times.
"KAA-SAN!" Shout Himawari and Bolt at the same time, they didn't like to be embarrassed like this, especially from their Mother since she didn't do it with the intention of embarrassing them, which make it even more embarrassing.
"Have any interesting dreams last night?" Yang asked after a moment, and Naruto froze for a moment while Ruby smiled.
"Yep! I got to fight an army of Grimm, and sing songs." Ruby said innocently, and Naruto chuckled to himself at her. It almost made him feel back for dreaming about her in such a sexual way, but even dream Ruby had been super clumsy in the arts of seductions, and it was HIS dream.
"WHAT DID HE DREAM OF!?" Shouted Tsunade, Kushina, Honey and Jiraiya, Hinata would have shouted too but she was in the middle of a fight with her blush and was losing.
It took exactly 3 seconds for the women to realize that Jiraiya had shout along with them and they immediately turn to see him demanding an explanation.
Jiraiya laugh nervously before answering. "Well last night when we start to see the dreams of the girls I had a feeling that when we get to see Naruto's dream it would be something really good!" It didn't help him that he start to laugh perversely at the end he end up being beaten, again.
After the women end their beating of Jiraiya they turn to see the other men and glare them, they all flinch and Minato was the only one brave enough to answer, or stupid depending on how you see it. "We also beat him when we discover that he was making us stay awake for his perverted desires."
While the women didn't seem happy at least they didn't beat them, and after a moment they turn their heads to look at the screen again.
"Yeah, there was some... wrestling in my dream. I think I won in the end though." Naruto said after a moment, with Yang rolling her eyes at both of their dreams. In her opinion, dreams were meant to be things where you could enjoy things you couldn't normally enjoy in real life. Can't have sex, well in your dream you can have as much sex as you want. Can't walk, well in a dream anything can happen. Yang liked to make her dirtiest fantasies, both sexual and violent, happen in her dreams to help her curb her desire for them in real life.
She was a pervert, not some easy slut.
"While I agree with her in the pervert part it is hard to believe that she is not a slut with how she behaves." Said Honey and every women besides Fu nod.
"Don't you consider that a bit hypocrite? In our time the shinobi academies gave the kunoichis lessons on seduction and sexual arts so they could accomplish their missions?"
"That is different Fu, a girl could always reject a mission if she didn't feel comfortable with what she was ask to do." Answer Shizune.
"Really? And tell me who would be brave enough to tell no to a Kage or a leader of a village?" Rebut Fu.
But before Shizune could answer Tsunade interrupt her. "She is right Shizune, only someone really close to the Kage would reject a mission, no matter how much they would dislike what they would have to do or sacrifice, hell they would even accept suicide missions just because the Kage say they were the best fit for them."
This cause everyone else to shut up and reflect on the shinobi system, it was finally Honey who break the silence. "It seems that not only my time suck for people."
"I had a really good dream." Yang said with a grin, then she nudged Naruto in the ribs with her grin still in place. "How did you like spooning last night?" Yang asked without dropping her grin for even a second. Ruby raised an eyebrow at that, the way Yang worded it sounded a little weird to her taste.
Naruto and Blake spooning was nothing new, they fell asleep that almost every night since Naruto lost his own special place to sleep. Actually, it was weirder not to wake up and see them spooning these days.
"... Damnit Yang, that explains the feeling in my back when I woke up. That was YOU!" Naruto accused her, and she nodded without even looking guilty. Naruto had felt something super soft pressing against his back all night long, even in his dreams he was normally aware when something was touching him, he couldn't do anything about it, but he was aware. It was like a paralyzed guy seeing somebody touching his leg, he could SEE the touch, but he couldn't feel it or do anything about it.
Naruto could feel what was happening to his real body, even in a dream, but he couldn't do anything about it.
"Okay, what?" Ruby asked after a moment as she tried to secretly stop brushing her teeth, only for Naruto to wrap his tail around her and bring her in close. He grabbed her toothbrush for her and started to brush the younger girl's teeth properly this time. She blushed at the action, while Yang on Naruto's other side was grinning. Ruby was still in a stage where she didn't exactly brush her teeth without being told or forced to do it, and combine that with her love for cookies... yes, unlike the others who ate foods without a whole lot of sugars and other kinds of fake stuff in it, Ruby had the highest risk for cavities.
Everyone giggle at the cute scene minus Himawari and Bolt who were blushing furiously looking at the scene and remembering their own childhood.
In contrast, Naruto, who barely ever ate any sugar... or even really chewed his food... had the lowest risk. Still he brushed his own teeth out of habit, a good habit, but still a habit.
"While I applaud his good habit of brushing his teeth, I really condemn his habit of barely chewing his food, that is not only rude but could end up in several stomach problems." Condemn Tsunade.
"Not to mention his habit of almost inhaling ramen, I'm certain that the world would end the day that ramen is stop being made." Comment Gaara and his comment actually make everyone else shiver at what Naruto would do if he suffer from a permanent ramen withdrawal.
"Gargle!" Yang called out as she placed her toothbrush down, and Naruto did the same with... Blake's and Ruby's... whoops. Maybe he and Blake should get different colored toothbrushes, because this wasn't the first time this had happened. Either way, Naruto grabbed the mouthwash and filled two small cups, before he held out one for Ruby to take, and in unison the three of them leaned back and poured it into their mouths.
"You idiot! You chicken lay-" Weiss shouted as she came through the door, surprising all three that had been about to spit, and making them spew what was in their mouth right into Weiss' face, soaking her with their backwash. Naruto, Ruby, and Yang were trying to suppress their laughter when they saw a vein bulge on Weiss' head, before the next moment all three of them were on the ground hold various body parts in pain.
"Aw! Right in the tit!" Yang called out in pain as she held her left breast. Weiss had scored a direct hit to her boob, and those always hurt.
"Ouch, stomach." Ruby said, not being in as much pain as the others. Weiss had only hit her in the gut for that, and while it still hurt, it didn't hurt as bad as a punch to the tit.
"Why!?" Naruto wheezed out as he held his neck in pain. Why Weiss went for the Adam's apple, he would like to know. At least she didn't go for the nuts, but STILL! Getting hit in the neck hurt!
Everyone in the theater was laughing after that scene, not only for seeing Weiss being spew by the three, but also for haw she react ant hit the in really sensitive parts, and while they pity the trio, they couldn't really blame Weiss since they would have react almost the same way.
The three of them got up, only to get kicked out of the bathroom by Weiss, who slammed the door behind her. For the second time this morning Weiss was going to have to take a shower because she got something on her face and body. Both times coming from friendly fire, with only one being on accident. The sound of the shower running and the slamming door jolted Blake away, and she bumped her head on the top bunk from the jump. Landing back on her bed, she held her head in pain at the sudden shock.
"My butt hurts." Ruby said as she winced.
"Want me to rub it for you." Yang and Naruto asked in unison. Ruby jumped up and used her hands to cover her pajama clad ass, before she turned it away from Naruto and Yang, who were looking at each other with grins. They were so in sync that it was scary, even when they were joking they were almost completely in sync.
"... That is weird." Blake commented when her ears stopped ringing, before she yawned and stood up. She started to go towards the bathroom, and Naruto stopped Ruby from warning Blake that Weiss was already in there. Yang and Naruto had grins on their faces when they saw Blake open the door, only for a foot to fly out and knock the girl through the air and onto her back, before the door was slammed closed with the sound of a lock being used.
"Occupied damnit!" Weiss shouted through the door, and Naruto was chuckling along with Yang. Today was not Blake's day, and neither was it Weiss' day either. Funny enough, all of the other members of Team Ruby were soon faced with Blake's glare, before she sighed in annoyance and stood up while dusting herself off.
"Blake didn't deserve that!" Said Honey reprehending Weiss action towards her.
"While it wasn't Blake's fault you can condemn Weiss actions, in fact I'm very sure that everyone here minus Hinata and Himawari would have react the same way." Answer Shikamaru and almost everyone else nod in agreement.
Naruto stood up as well, before he started to go towards the door. Naruto left the room, before he crossed the hall and knocked on the door to Team Juniper. Naruto had his arms crossed and he tapped his foot on the ground.
Jaune opened the door. Jaune saw that it was Naruto at the door. Jaune started to sweat. Jaune then slammed the door.
"Shit! He found out it was me!" Jaune's shout was heard even on the other side of the door. Naruto smirked at that, knowing that it was Jaune that tried to prank them with the smoke bomb. Naruto started to knock on the door again, an evil chuckle escaping his throat.
"That was the dumbest thing to do! Don't this kid know anything about pranking someone? Rule #4 of pranking: always denied that you are responsible!" Said Kushina with a disappointing tone.
"What are rules #1, 2 and 3of pranking Baa-chan? Asked Himawari with a really curious tone, she had never hear this rules from Naruto despite how much he lecture Bolt for his pranks.
Kushina adopt a serious posture and answer. "Rule #1, Don't prank innocents, if you prank someone it must be someone who behaves as an asshole or done something wrong to you or others, or must be someone you are friend with and can handle a prank. Rule #2, if you prank someone that someone has the right to prank you back, and you have to accept this like a man and don't run away! And rule #3, if you are going to make a prank make it big and/or awesome! Well that is more a suggestion that a rule but it still applies!"
Everyone sweat drop at how passionate Kushina was about this prank rules, but in retrospective they should have expect it since she was a prankster just as Naruto.
"Come on Jaune! I won't hurt you... that much... I just want to talk to your team!" Naruto called through the door, whispering the fact he planned on hurting Jaune a little. The door didn't open, and Naruto rolled his eyes before he plucked a fur from his tail, hardening it into a fine point, before he started to use it in the corner of the door. The door might have an electrical locking and unlocking, but with some skill he would be able to open it even without a Team Juniper keycard. The fact the lock clicked moments later, and Naruto was able to open the door to see that Jaune was trying, and failing, to hide under his bed.
"How did you unlock the door?" Ren asked when Naruto walked into their room, and he was greeted by Nora jumping onto his back and wrapping her legs around his waist. She had her hands on his rabbit ears, and she looked like she was trying to ride him.
"My tail is pretty much an all-purpose tool. Now who here is guilty for the little smoke bomb prank?" Naruto asked sarcastically, while Pyrrha stopped polishing her shield and looked over at him with a smile.
"Hello again." Pyrrha greeted, and he waved her lightly. A small smile was on his face when he did so. Naruto grabbed Jaune by the ankle, before he pulled the frightened boy up and held him in the air by the ankle. Naruto felt Nora fall asleep on his back, so goosing her with the tip of his tail, she jumped off of him.
"It was good knowing you Jaune, hope you have write your will." Joke Jiraiya making almost everyone laugh with the exception of Minato which make him rise a brow.
"While that could be consider just a silly joke whit Jaune's bad luck and clumsiness he could actually end dead by one of Naruto's pranks." Said Minato and everyone stop laughing realizing that this could actually happen.
"Pancakes!" Nora shouted in surprise, and Naruto didn't know what to say to that, he really didn't.
"Waffles." Naruto said without thinking, and Nora twitched, before she pointed at him with a smile of mock rage, if that actually existed.
"Enemy! You are an enemy to the kingdom of amazing pancakes!" Nora shouted at him, only for Naruto to drop Jaune on his head, getting a loud shout from the very same boy. Naruto crossed his arms again, before he looked down at Jaune with a disappointed look in his eyes.
"Really Jaune, using a smokebomb to try and set off the sprinklers in the room? I'm very disappointed in you for failing to pull of such a great prank. As punishment, I am going to declare a Prank War on Team Juniper." Naruto said, frightening not only Jaune, but all of the other members of Team Juniper. Naruto didn't say he wouldn't be targeting them as well, and Ren was sending Jaune an annoyed look. Jaune stood up and gained a pale face, before he sat down on his bed with a shocked look.
"I pity the rest of team Juniper for being drag into a prank war with Naruto." Said hinata who knew that when Naruto set his mind in a goal he wouldn't stop until he accomplish it.
"I'm certain that the rest of team Juniper are going to make Jaune regret his failed prank before, during and after the prank war." Said Gaara who had also been target to a couple of Naruto's pranks.
"Prank war!? Hahaha! Now that seems fun! Lets do it, but I'm like the Queen of Pranks!" Nora shouted as she pointed at Naruto in a challenging way. Ren looked at her for a second, before he sighed.
"Actually, her only good prank was a whoopie cushion." Ren corrected, with said girl completely ignoring the slight on her skills. Naruto walked over to Pyrrha, before he leaned down.
"In two days, bring Ren and meet me at Vale. I have a bad feeling, like something evil is coming. Don't bring Nora or Jaune, as few people as possible should know." Naruto whispered in an extremely low voice. Pyrrha nodded to him without saying anything, before Naruto stood up again and left the room.
"Is he talking about Aumiti? But how does he know about her!?" Question Tsunade.
This cause the males to look at her with shocked expressions, and Jiraiya asking. "How do you know Aumiti!?"
"She reveal herself to the girls in the hot spring… wait! Have you also seen her!?" Kushina answer automatically without realizing it until latter.
The rest of the men look at each other and gave a nod too Minato. "Not only her, but her accomplices as well, and they not only are as dangerous as Aumiti, but have some really dangerous skills that would make them a pain in the ass to deal with."
This shock the Women who only knew about Aumiti's intentions, but ignore any of her abilities.
He had been getting the feeling that Team Ruby had been hiding something from him, and that combined with the dark feelings he had been getting about the future, he was sure something was up. Of course, he couldn't just ask him team if they were hiding something from him, he had his own secrets he didn't talk to them about after all. He also knew that Ruby and Weiss had trouble keeping secrets, while Yang and Blake could keep them, they would no doubt tell Ruby or Weiss. He wanted as few people as possible to know about this strange feeling he was getting.
That was why he started the Prank War, to get both teams out of the way so that he could talk about this feeling while they were distracted.
The girls were lucky that Naruto was REALLY understanding an forgiving, or he would be pissed that they were keeping something from them.
Oh well, it wasn't like they had killed his teacher and most of his village. Nagato had done than, and Naruto had pretty much forgiven that guy for it. Naruto was sometimes way to forgiving for his own good. He couldn't even hold a grudge to save his life, and his life had been on the line many times. Like those times Sasuke tried to kill him, or those punches to the head from Sakura with the amount of force to shatter boulders. Or those times Hinata had stalked him, or even all those villagers that looked at him with hate. Yet like the lovable idiot he was, he forgave them all for what they did.
Naruto was just that kind of person after all.
"Okay I think it is time we discuss what we saw last night." Said Tsunade and everyone else agree and start to share what they have seen the day before.
That is all for now, but expect an update in a couple of days!
