"Whoo!" I woke up with a bolt of energy. Oh yeah! Another awesome morning! I jumped outta bed and grabbed my breakfast - bacon and eggs - which was already made for me. And it tasted sweet! I don't get why BB is a vegetarian. Doesn't she see what she's missing out on?

After that, I headed down to the gym for training. Sometimes I train with the others, sometimes on my own, depends. I pressed a button to start the obstacle course. I was gonna smash it. The only person who's bet me is Terran, but I knew I was gonna do better than even him. Well, almost. But hey, boo yah!

BB kinda made me go shopping with her after that, 'cause she saw some dress she wanted to buy. Honestly, I don't really like shopping. I'm more into cars and tech, y'know? I only went with BB 'cause she likes shopping and the mall has a fab food court. Oh yeah, and to pick up some blank number plates from this weird drug store.

Finally, after BB dragged me through fifty stores, we left. I brought home some food from the food court, then went to fix up the T-car, the coolest car in town. Then it was time for hoops with Robyn. That girl, despite her short height, is a freaking speed demon. I don't know how she does it, but she beats me every single time. Why, Rob, why?

Then I lifted with Sunfire. I have to say, my strength is pretty bulk, 'specially for a lady. But Sunfire has his damned alien strength, and that always manages to smash me. Same with Drave. Well, not with weights. I mean with chess. Draven just can't be beaten at that game. As soon as you think you're winning, he steps in and knocks you out cold. Ouch. Oh well. At least when I play video games with BB I always smash her. And then she gets grumpy and rage-quits. Sore loser!


My day went by pretty quick. I was a little upset, though, 'cause I didn't get to do everything I wanted to. Man, it really stinked. But I have a schedule, and I couldn't fit everything in.

"Wish I could do more…" I sighed, a few minutes before bed. I decided to watch some of the tube, see if there was anything on. There was an ad. Most of the time ads are really annoying, but this one was actually interesting.

"Do you wish you could do more in life?" this dude asked. "Get more out of your day?"

"Oh heck yes," I answered, with a grin.

"Well, just get the Max-7 now, and get the most out of your daily life!" the ad guy said cheerfully. I stared at a floating, red chip on-screen. And I knew it was gonna be perfect for me.


The package came the next morning, 'cause I ordered express delivery service.

"It's here!" I cried, getting up.

"What's here?" Beast Babe asked.

"The Max-7!" I replied, running outside to grab the box. I returned, holding the Max-7, which was in this big box.

"What is this Max-7?" Sunfire asked, floating near my face. The other guys surrounded me, staring at my new baby.

"The thing that's gonna make my life way better!" I answered, opening the box. The Max-7 was hovering like an angel. The others cooed at it.

"I've heard about this," Robyn commented. "It's supposed to be a really good computer programmer, right?"

"Well..." I thought about how to explain the Max-7. "You guys know how I'm always complaining about not doing enough in my day?"

"Oh yes," Draven grumbled. "You only complain about it every other day."

I ignored him. "So, I insert this little guy into my head," I picked up the chip. "And voila! A new and improved Cybornetta that can do everything in one day!"

"Is that safe?" Robyn asked. "I've heard it's good, but..."

"Don't fret your pants, Rob," I laughed. "I checked. It's perfectly compatible with all my systems."

"I am happy for you, friend," Sunfire said. His expression became concerned. "But will you be okay?"

"Guys, I won't change," I replied. "Promise. Now, I've gotta go and put it in. See y'all later!" I rushed off excitedly, grinning at the little chip. I entered my room. Then I realized I had to read through all the boring instruction manuals. Well, it was for safety, so I attempted to.

"Okay, blah blah," I said, skimming over one. "One in German? No thanks. Uh… what does that say?" I shook my head. "This is supposed to be a make-my-life-awesome lesson, not a L.O.T.E lesson!" I got rid of all those mundane manuals and opened the cybernetic part of my head (I hope y'all aren't squeamish like Beast Babe). Then I put the chip in. It felt like I had just had three gallons of coffee.

"BOO YAH!"


I have to admit: THE MAX-7 MADE MY LIFE SO AWESOME! Seriously, I was flying through everything (almost literally)! I actually managed to thrash my obstacle course high-score, and Terran's! Then I smashed BB at video games in ten secs flat and defeated Robyn at hoops. I bet Drave at chess, and, for once, shocked Sunfire at the amount of weight I was lifting. But of course, y'all, this wasn't all!

I went surfing, swimming, rock-climbing, entered a hot-dog eating contest and kicked Adonis' butt. Oh yeah, that was pretty awesome. See, this loser lady villain called Adonis showed up at the beach and starting causing trouble. Us Titans were like, 'nu-huh, honey!' and went to go and kick her butt. Well, actually, I kinda did that.

"Adonis has been updated!" the loser cried, throwing a bus at my friends. I punched through it with my awesome strength.

"So have I!" I retorted. Beast Babe charged at Adonis as a cheater. I easily kept up - and outran - her. Sunfire, meanwhile, was preparing to shoot his sunbolts.

"'Scuse me, Sun!" I said, leaping in front of him. I unleashed my canon onto the loser, who yelled insults at me. Not cool, man.

"DIE!" Adonis screamed. She leaped at me; I jumped out of the way. Draven, who was near me, was preparing to do his magic stuff on Adonis.

He recited, "Azarath metrion-"

"ZINTHOS!" I finished, using my canon on Adonis. She screamed as she was smashed into someone's car. Her suit was destroyed. Go Cy!

"Um… nice job." Robyn complimented. The other guys looked pretty shocked, which I took as a compliment.

"Thanks, guys," I replied. I opened the T-car's door. "Now, who wants pizza? Let's make it quick, 'cause I've got a football match after this." Everyone ran in (well, I mean BB and Sun; Draven walked), though Robyn raised her brow at me.

"You sure you're alright?" she asked. "This… new you. It could be dangerous."

"Rob, don't worry," I sighed. "I'll be fine. Now, let's get some pizza!"


I hate it when Robyn's right. She can really get on my nerves, with all her fancy-pants leadership skills. And when she takes my missions from me, like when we were taking down Sister Blood. But there are just some irritating times where she's right and nothing more. Like with the whole Max-7 business.

It all started when we had to take down some villain called Billie Numerous. At first thought, I was like, this'll be easy! We'll be done in five. Besides, I've got a sky-diving class in ten. Don't wanna be late for that.

Turns out this Billie Numerous was a little harder than I thought she'd be.

She was robbing the bank, as all villains do. We came to the outside of the bank, where Billie revealed herself. She wears this red leotard with a division symbol in the middle. Her head is covered in this weird red suit. Over her eyes is a bug-eye-like mask. She has blonde hair that comes out of her neck. When she speaks, she sounds like she comes from Texas.

"My oh my!" she said cheerfully, though most villains ain't cheerful when they see us. "It's the Teen Titans!"

"That's right," Robyn growled. "Now, hand over your loot, before we hand over you."

"Hmm," Billie Numerous tapped her chin. "Okey dokey, then!" She winked. "If you can catch all of us!" She suddenly split into multiple duplicates of herself that went everywhere, and I ain't lying.

"Dude…" Beast Babe said, kinda stupidly.

"Titans-" But before Robyn could even shout 'Titans, GO!', I was already off, blasting away the duplicates. Robyn sighed, "Go…" Then my friends joined in, ready to kick some Numerous butt. The copies of Billie were being a pain in the butt, however, since they kept duplicating themselves and doing all kinds of annoying things. I managed to keep ahead of my friends, shooting all those stupid Numerous doubles. The Max-7 really helped out, yo.

"You think you can catch me?" a Numerous jeered. "Catch this!" She split into ten and picked up a car. They chucked it at me; I blasted it with my canon.

"Surely you can do better than that!" I retorted smugly.

"Watch us!" the Numerous doubles cried. Suddenly, there were dozens of them, all standing as a tower. "The Leaning Tower of Numerous!" They fell on top of me. I was temporarily blinded. Really irritating. But I wasn't down for long; the Max-7 wouldn't allow that. I blasted through all those losers, feeling rage.

"Show me what you got, Numerous!" I roared, firing my canon. However, more and more just kept appearing, and I got really angry. I think it was because that even though I had my Max-7, I couldn't defeat the stupid villains. And I was running out of energy.

"Dammit," I muttered. I looked at my energy monitors. "Well… who said I need fun, anyway?" I used the energy from my 'fun' meter, to power my… er, power. Then I chased after more of those Numerous losers. I hadn't realized that I had strayed very far from my friends, but I didn't care at the time.

"Ha ha ha! Catch us if ya can!" the Numerous duplicates mocked. I really do not like those guys.

"Cybornetta…" I heard a voice from my communicator, but I didn't focus on it. I needed to take down those Numerous girls.

"Get back here so I can kick your butts!" I yelled, firing my sonic cannon.

"You can't get us!" the Numerous duplicates laughed. I gritted my teeth. Then, I got a better idea. An idea that could truly kick their butts so hard they'd never come back.

"It's time for ultimate energy," I said. I brought out my energy panels and stared at all my meters. "Boo yah!" And then I drained 'em all.


~THIRD PERSON~

"Where is friend Cybornetta?" Sunfire asked, a concerned glint in his eyes.

"I dunno," Beast Babe replied nervously. "She isn't answering her communicator. Do you think she's okay?"

"We'll find her," Robyn assured the team, flicking open her communicator. Her brow raised. "That's strange. Her tracking symbol's been turned off."

"Oh noes!" Beast Babe cried, her eyes wide.

"We'll have to search the city, then." Draven said, looking up.

"Yes," Robyn said, squishing her fear down. "I think she chased a group of Billies. Come on."


~CYBORNETTA~

This is mighty embarrassing, but I can't remember much from the whole draining-energy business. I just remember my human side switching off and my emotions going blank. I… can't quite put an experience like that into words. It's weird, I know. I'll try to tell it best I can.

So, I chased the Billie Numerous doubles. They were robbing another bank, and I was like, 'nu-uh!' Well, not really. I actually said, "Tracking sequence complete. Elimination target found." Beast Babe says I act like a 'weirdo' when I 'talk like that'. 'Scuse me, BB, but that's my robot side. Can't help 'talking like that'. It's part of my systems.

Anyway, I followed the losers into the bank.

"Destruction imminent." I said. I fired my sonic cannon at those losers; I knocked a lot of 'em out.

"So you're back?" one of them jeered. "Betcha still can't-" I destroyed her with my sonic cannon. Alright, I know the Max-7 was kinda taking over my brain, but that was pretty cool.

"Destruction imminent." I repeated. The Billie Numerous doubles stared at me strangely.

"Hm, nah!" one of them replied. "Let's hit the road, ladies!" They all turned to exit. Not so fast, suckers! I picked up part of the wall with my bare hands (again, the benefits, or just general strength) and chucked it at the villains. It knocked some of them out, though not all of them, which stinked.

"Get lost, robot lady!" another mocked.

"Annihilation is in place." I said, very seriously.

"Let's scram!" another shouted. The remaining Numerous duplicates ran out of the bank, carrying their riches. I chased after them, still firing my sonic canon.

"Cybornetta!" a voice faintly called in the background.

A Bille Numerous ran out of a restaurant, eating food. I blasted her with my sonic blaster, then stared at the others. Now it's getting really darn hard to remember… the robotic side of me can be so hard to describe.

"Cybornetta!" the voice called again.

"Look, your friends are here!" a Numerous cried. The very little human in me forced me to stare at my friends.

"Cybornetta!" Beast Babe cried. "What's going on?"

"Destruction imminent." I replied, turning back to the Numerous doubles. But they were gone. I didn't have the emotion to feel angry at my friends for distracting me or guilty for running off on them. Nah, I had no emotion at all.

"Friend Cybornetta!" Sunfire called. I ignored him and followed the doubles.

"CY!" I didn't even focus on BB's voice. I only cared about those stupid loser villains. I held out my canon and searched for the idiots.

"Alright, that's enough." Draven suddenly popped out of nowhere. It would've freaked me out if I had my emotions.

"Move aside, human." I said, finally seeing a Numerous.

"Sorry." Draven replied. Then all went black.


My friends were surrounding me on the couch. I stared at them like, 'uh, guys?'

"Cybornetta," Robyn stepped forward.

"Rob…" I gulped. "What happened?"

Robyn sighed. "We… we removed the Max-7."

Aw, come on guys! "What? Why?"

Robyn dipped her head. "We feared it would be… too dangerous for your systems. So for your safety, we removed it."

"Robyn!" I grumbled. "I checked. It's perfectly compatible with all my systems!"

"That's true," Draven continued. "But the way you were using it was not."

"Dude, you were turning into a robot. And you promised you wouldn't change." Beast Babe agreed with wide eyes. Gotta admit, BB had a point.

"What about Billie Numerous?" I asked. "We still need to take her down!"

"We'll take her down," Robyn said firmly. "You stay here."

"Robyn!" I groaned again. "Come on, I'm not dying!"

"You could've died," Draven muttered unhappily. That guy is pretty serious most of the time, but surprisingly, we get on pretty well. He's not a softie underneath, but he certainly isn't rock-hard. After BB, he's probably my best friend. And I know he does care 'bout me; I'm likewise.

"Friend, please, rest." Sunfire insisted.

"Yeah, Cy!" Beast Babe stared at me with worry. "I don't want you to get hurt!" BB is like my little sis, honestly. She's still got some growing up to do, but she knows her left to right. Mostly.

"Guys…" I began, though I felt weak, which really ticked me off. I don't like missing out on missions. Makes me feel useless. But my friends were right, which also annoyed me. "Fine… you win. I'll stay."

"Yay!" Beast Babe cheered. Robyn nodded at me. Sunfire smirked. Sun is such a cheerful, friendly, and strong guy. And a good partner for lifting. He and Robyn are totally in love, but they somehow can't see it. Come on, you two.

"We'll be back," Robyn promised. "Titans, let's go." Then my friends left, while I stuck around like a lazy idiot. I don't know how long I stayed there. Five minutes at most? There was no way I was gonna let my friends take on Billie Numerous without me! They should've expected that. So of course, I went after them. The bad news was they locked the tower, so I couldn't leave. So they were expecting me to try and come after all. But I have more tricks up my sonic canon than you may think…


I hid behind a car, watching my friends battle my favourite villain…s, Billie Numerous. They were doing decent, I'll give 'em that. But I knew my plan was going to knock 'em down! Even though my energy meter was flashing in warning. But at the same time, my friends weren't doing so decent anymore. Sorry, energy meter, but there are more important things to worry about.

I held up the Max-7 and crept behind some cars. I know you're probably freaking out. But don't worry, ladies and gents, I knew what I was doing. I watched Beast Babe as a dinosaur fly over my head and smash into a McDonald's, before I continued sneaking around. We'll skip some of the boring sneaking stuff, blah blah, until I was behind the Billie Numerous duplicates.

"Y'all are going down!" the Billies cried, throwing stuff at my friends.

"I don't think so." I muttered. I took a few steps back and stared at the sky. A few days prior to all this Numerous business, there was this big festival about World Peace. There was a parade, lots of free food, a market stall, rides, free food, showbags, free food, and did I mention free food? Yeah, there was a lot of that. Anyway, for some reason, people were too lazy to take down the huge decorations of people shaking hands. And I was thankful they were, because they were just about to become weapons. Ironic, right?

Alright, moving on. I aimed my canon at the decorations and put the Max-7 in. Why, you may ask? 'Cause, my fans, the decorations were heavy, and needed a little push. No, I could not climb up to push them, so don't ask. And yeah, the plan sounds a little weird. But these decorations were huge, man. So yeah, I fired, which drained a lot of my energy.

The decorations fell down and crushed the Billie Numerous duplicates.

"HA!" the original Billie Numerous climbed out of a pile of debris. She grinned. "SO YOU THINK THAT'LL DEFEAT ME?"

"WATCH ME!" I shouted back, firing my sonic canon into Billie's back. She face-palmed into the ground. Robyn quickly handcuffed her.

"Cy!" Beast Babe looked up. "What…"

"How'd you get out?" Draven asked, raising his brow.

"Long story," I grinned. "Come on guys. Let's go back." Then I passed out. Yeah, my friends were right about the whole resting thing, since I didn't wake up for three days. Oops.

Alright, y'all, that's all from me. Peace out!