Dear Father,

I went back to some of the things you said earlier. If two capitals date and or marry a union is formed between those respective countries. Now some of the bigger unions like the Soviet Union and the European Union are different. No one fades. Also if it is cities and or states treaties and trading agreements become stronger. I got Moscow to eat a little bit today it was just a small part of a scone though. She is one of the few who will eat my food.

Love you,

London

Dear London,

Thank you for proving my research wrong. I hope that this new information will be useful to Germany. He keeps asking me what would happen if him and Italy hooked up and started dating. I can't take all the stress, it makes me irritable and highly dangerous. America found out where I hide my Dagger. He practically raped me with his hand to get it, how rude! I am glad that you have gotten Moscow to eat a little, although I would like her to eat more than that. It won't be good for her health and or her physical stature. She eats your food? I am glad at least some people like the taste of British treats, they are indeed the best quality.

Love you,

England.

P.S. I am sending you a basket full of scones with this letter.