Um… I don't know what to do for this theme, so I will now sit in silence and think about it; well actually I'm listening to Katy Perry's fireworks, so it isn't exactly silence, but who cares about the details!

I guess I'll do the disclaimer while I think…

Naruto: I want to help!

Me: You always want to help Naruto, and you always break things!

Naruto: It is not my fault that the vase decided to jump off of the cabinet, or that your fish decided to get eaten by the cat that I brought by one day, or those salt and pepper shakers that went missing, I don't know!

Me: Just do the disclaimer, don't forget to include yourself in it.

Naruto: Ok! Baxter54132 doesn't own me!… or Fullmetal Alchemist! Believe it!

Me: Long enough disclaimer for you all?

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Title: O child-sama (Somewhat playful tone of words here)

Life as Fuhrer is very stressful, there are things to do, worlds to save. But Roy has a secret; namely a trustworthy left hand woman. If he ever has a question, she usually has the answer. If something happens where she doesn't know the answer, all Roy has to do is rub her swollen belly, asking his unborn child the same question, which usually sounds like this, "O child-sama, do you know how to solve the hunger crisis in Ishval?" The baby then kicks, and Roy stands, pretending to be much wiser, before kissing his wife and returning to work.

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I am very glad that this idea came to me, or we could have been sitting for a long while, 121 over, but I will fix it.

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