JW- Why are we here Sherlock?

SH- I got a message, thought it might be interesting.

JW- What message?

FORWARD MESSAGE TO JOHN WATSON.

JM- SHERLLLYYYY COME DISNEYLAND IT'LL BE FUN!

JW- You made me travel for nearly three hours for that?!

SH- You didn't have to come.

JW- Can't have you getting in to trouble.

SH- I'd be lost without my blogger.

JW- You bet you would.

JW- I cannot believe what I just saw…

SH- What? What did you see?

JW- Moriarty.

JW- He just tackled Mickey Mouse, shouting "It's Santa all over again…"

JW- He's hitting him now…

JW- That poor man in the suit, should I help?

SH- Are you kidding video it on your phone!

JW- I already am.

JW- Security is here, thank goodness.

SH- He's being taken to the manager's office.

JW- How do you know?

SH- I followed the shouts of "Think of the children!"

JW- Yeah, it's a popular line around here.

SH- Wonder what happened.

MH- Mr Moriarty was under the impression that Mickey Mouse was real.

SH- Even I know he's fictional.

JW- You watched that show too?

SH- No.

SH- I just know no one in their right mind would call their son Mickey Mouse.

MH- My brother was more into CSI- though he grew out of that by age seven.

SH- Television is dull.

MH- I tend to agree, although I'm partial to a bit of Singing in the rain.

JW- I don't know what to say.

SH- Best not to say anything.

MH- Ah, Mr Moran has broken Moriarty out of the office then.

JM- I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS MYCROFT YOU DREAM SNATCHING MEANIE.