The Spicer Monologues

By: CrystallicSky

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.

Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.

Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.

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2/19/09-

Somehow it was not a bad day by any stretch of the imagination, despite the fact that Chase didn't stop by for any sexing.

Since I woke up in the middle of the night, went back to bed around noon or so and woke up again around six in the evening I feel a little off-kilter with my Circadian rhythm all disoriented as it is, but I've made some good progress with my day…er, evening, I guess.

I managed to get where I wanted to be with the Tech TAS; way easier than the Shroud of Shadows since it was a smaller piece of cloth and I didn't have to sew as many nanites into it.

After that, I took a quick break for night-breakfast and placed an order with a sex-oriented company via internet for some lube on Chase's suggestion yesterday when we had to make do with machine oil before he went to get his own lube. It was a large order (so there's no chance of running out any time until the year 2011), but y'know, it doesn't much matter considering the extent with which I am a rich bitch.

Ha, that rhymed!

Anyway, I picked out some interesting varieties in lube in terms of color and flavor that I'm thinking Chase'll like, and I even got something special for me: glow-in-the-dark lube! I doubt he'll be as amused by it as I am, but maybe I can convince him to use it on April first (a double-whammy in terms of calling on a favor like that because its April Fool's Day and my birthday, so odds are good I can make a case for it).

My Wu alarm went off around 8:00, but I didn't go again. For one thing, I've got enough to do as it is with this Wu project and I'd like to finish as soon as possible, and on the other hand, I'm more sore than I've ever been in my life because of yesterday (sitting down is most certainly an issue) and I couldn't/can't even think about fighting the monks.

So I just stayed in, working on the Tech TAS with my iPod going again and, with it on Shuffle, Dance of the Manatee starts playing.

Now apparently, I got it subconsciously engraved in my head that that song means sex because I was hard in a second before I even realized it.

I asked a bot to bring Finnian to my room so I could masturbate for the first time in five or six weeks, because the coldest shower in the world wasn't going to do shit to the boner I had and I hadn't seen or heard from Chase all day.

I finally get what people mean when the say it's not as good as actual sex, because it definitely isn't, but I was way too physically overworked at the moment for actual sex and at the very least, it calmed me down enough sexually so I could get back to work.

I'm thinking I may have to take Dance of the Manatee off of my iPod just so it doesn't happen again; it'd be really counter-conducive to have to stop in the middle of working on something just to beat off all the time.

But yeah, it's starting to get to be two in the morning. I'm not tired, but I think I should go to bed anyway just to get myself back on a regular schedule.

I'll pick back up on the TAS v2 in the morning and probably finish it sometime around late afternoon.

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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.

Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D