Skyskater's Daily Note: Okay. Fine. Copy and Paste, you win. No more answer reviewer chapters. Happy now?

And alright. Yes, I do care about flames even though I said I didn't. I admit it everybody. I really do care. So, Copy and Paste, you can't exactly call me as obstinate. Because I did take the time to read what you wrote, and I did act accordingly.

Daily Advice: Nova got 13 because he survived the thirteen things he went through: sawed in half by Pantera, cut in half by Byakuya's teeth, karate chopped, thrown against the wall, thrown under the wheels of a truck, being thrown into the ocean, chainsaws, power drills, arsenic, strangulation, bombs, Chinese water torture, nerve gas, blender, food processor, whip, and a mallet. And nukes. I miscounted. It was supposed to be Grimmjow: 0. Hichigo: 0. Nova: 18.


I really don't understand where the hell somebody would live in the whole freaking world for a birthday present to me to arrive, what, two weeks late? Seriously! I don't know who Arrancar Baka is, nor do I think I want to know. But I must commend you, whoever you are, for wholeheartedly agreeing with me. Because Arrancars are stupid. Let's check out the facts here:

Grimmjow - He's spent the previous chapters trying to destroy a PILL.
Il Forte - He's whining about how his Sidekick - which is a type of phone - got stolen...and don't tell me "Oh yeah, I know it's a type of phone!" Some people just don't know, or just don't care to know.
Szayel - He's whining about how he's not gay...but in reality, he is. If any guy with pink hair is gay, does that make Hachi gay too? And with who? Who would he deem big enough to be in a relationship with him? Not Omaeda. Possibly Lumina and/or Verona.
Ulquiorra - IS PREGNANT. Nuff said.

But on the tag of this specific birthday present, it says, "To Hitsugaya." They spelled my name right. Another point for this mystery person.

So I opened it. Inside were two chibis. None of which I know. One of them was a girl...that is a girl, right? I can't tell anymore. that had a partial Hollow mask on her face, like an Arrancar, and the other one looked strangely like someone I know but I can't place my finger on it. Kind of like the type of person L might be friends with. I really hope that L didn't send these presents to me. I seriously hope he didn't. He's supposed to be in Ouran High School Host Club making friends and wooden cat dolls with that scary dude in the black cloak. That guy probably has a white van, too. All criminals have a white van. It's, like, a law. Haven't you ever noticed how most kids that are kidnapped are last seen entering a white van? Yeah. Uh-huh.

Okay. Now I just want to know who the hell decides to give a Soul Reaper, much less a boy captain, dolls for his birthday. I seriously want to know who does that.

Other than Szayel, because he's gay and also plays with dolls that are very badly made. Other than Ulquiorra, who is totally into Hello Kitty. And other than Verona and Lumina, who support all things gay and that is why they are outfitted perfectly for Szayel.

So yeah. So I got dolls for my birthday from this mysterious person. Oh wait. The tags on the dolls say, "Arrancar-Baka and Mello." Whoever they are. I don't know them.

So, of course, there were mixed reactions - as there always are - to my getting dolls for my birthday in a belated birthday present.

Matsumoto: "Now who in the HELL would send you dolls?"
Renji: "Grunt."
Byakuya: "I wholeheartedly agree with that statement, Renji."
Urahara and Yoruichi: "I think someone out there is trying to tell you something."
Rukia: "Area 51 was a great place. However, I didn't see any of my brethren there, and they promptly booted me off the premises."
Ichigo: "Can I have them to give to Sara?"
Ulquiorra: "Arrancar-Baka and Mello do not compare to the wonders of Hello Kitty and Chococat."
Szayel: "I'm NOT gay! I'm not I'm not I'm not!"
Orihime: "Umm...that's nice?"
Grimmjow: Was too busy still attempting to destroy Nova using stabbing by spork, sitting on it, and microwaving it. All PHAIL.
Il Forte: "Like, dude. Just give me my Sidekick back. Your brother has it."
Yumichika: "Totally."
Ikkaku: "My body is way better than those pictures! It is...right?"
Chad: "I've given up on America. Canada, here I come!"
Ishida: "Actually, the odds of getting a doll, especially since you are male and clearly straight, for your birthday, is at least a million to one. This person has apparently defied the odds -" and blah blah blah.

But whatever. I don't really care why I got dolls. You know, I would rather get dolls than that gay porn Gin sent me for my birthday, which was completely and utterly wrong and which I never want to see. Ever again. Now, Szayel might like that kind of shit, but I DON'T. I DON'T. I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T! And don't say I'm in denial about my true feelings for Gin, because I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR GIN! I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!! I've sworn off love and sex, remember? Although.....do you have to be in love with someone to have sex with said person? I suppose you don't, because Grimmjow has sex with a lot of people whose names he doesn't even remember in the morning anyways....Maybe when I'm older and actually sexually active, maybe then I'll consider breaking my vow of celibacy.

But I still shall not love. Because I refuse to. Bad things happen when you fall in love.

A) You get STDs
B) You are infected with an insanity virus
C) You are infected with cannibalism
D) You are featured in a porn video
E) You obsess over an American transfer student who is not at all interested in you
F) You get pregnant. Heaven forbid.
G) You are in denial over your sexual orientation even after multiple people, including your own brother, that you are gay.
H) You eat really weird stuff and are not very good with words and responsibility.
I) You have to contact said person with your phone even if they are not five feet away from you.
J) You mope over pictures because they are buffer than you.
K) You fail to get into any other countries because of your poor language habits.
L) You become a geek.

None of those options are...well, good for me at the time being.

So I shall not love.

Oh, Jesus. That scream that Grimmjow just let out, dear God. That was a scream to wake up the dead. Literally. I think I even saw Ichigo's mom wandering around looking for the source of it.

Reason was, he was trying to electrocute Nova's pill, and ended up electrocuting himself. But since he's an Arrancar, and an Espada no less, he didn't die. But he did feel a mass amount of pain. At least, that's what I'm hearing right now.

Dear God. Someone needs to SHUT HIM UP BEFORE I GO INSANE.

LAALLALALALALALALALALALA I Can't hear you....

January 4
Sunday
Going insane
Hitsugaya

A challenge sent in from Arrancar-Baka.

ALSO, NO FLAMES! IF YOU FLAME, ME AND SHIRO-CHAN WILL INFECT YOU WITH RENJI'S INSANITY VIRUS!

Later!
Skyskater
And Shiro-chan