As I said I got a chapter up! So i'm happy!

Disclaimer: I'll own Twilight when guys turn into chocolate when they put on Lynx deodorant.

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Emmett's POV

I couldn't help but laugh at Jasper.

For once I hadn't done something wrong that caused the whole family to flee the country.

We were currently sitting on a boat in the middle of the Indian ocean.

" So Jasper what exactly did you do?" Asked Edward from one of the seats.

" I may have quite possibly maybe by mistake eaten a slightly popular Australian icon. Maybe... I'm not saying that I'm certain." His eyes began to flicker from side to side suspiciously.

" Who was it?"

Jasper look liked he was sweating. I didn't know that was possible!

A new thing that I could use against him.

Now all I have to do is remember it!

Remember, remember, remember... YAY! I remember.

When Jasper gets really nervous, it looks like he's sweating.

Wait I forgot how to tie my shoes!!!!!!

" Ah... it was Kevin Rudd."

" WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" We all said in synchronisation.

Except for me of course because I am an individual!

" How could you kill the prime minister?" Carlisle's face was clearly worried.

" I don't know. Well I mean I do know but, I don't know. Something just happened and it became overpowering. He smelt like fifty Bella's that had been sitting in a room for a day and the room was 40 degrees. ( A/N This is in degrees Celsius I think that it's like 120 degrees Fahrenheit.) "

" Jasper. YOU ARE A TOOL."

" Shut up Emmett. I make one mistake and the whole world is against me!"

" How does the whole world know? Ha, ha? They don't, you sucker. And you are such a loser for making us go on a boat. Why would you do that? I know that planes probably weren't invented when you were born, but that doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them. You do know what a plane is don't you? Well I'll explain anyway. It is like a giant, metal flying bird that runs on gas. You know what gas is? Because I wouldn't want to make some for you right now and kill all the people on this boat with the stink!"

Yay I sounded super smart!!!!

" Emmett we can't go on a plane because when we get to America we will have to go through customs and I am pretty sure that they are already looking for me!"

"Then why didn't we just swim?"

" Because Rosalie wouldn't be able to take all of her mirrors with her."

What did he just say?

" Oh no you di'int?" I snapped my fingers in a 'z' formation looking extremely cool!

" I believe I just did! Man Emmett I think that you get dumber by the minute."

" I do not get dumber by the minute.."

Before I could finish my sentence a bright light covered the boat.

" Asylum seekers, all members on this boat will be collected, taken to the United states where they will be put in federal detention."

Oh no!

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I hope you like the chapter. I am writing it really quickly because I have to go to bed early to get up at like three o'clock. Review!

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