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Angel Hunting

Bayonetta had her Love is Blue guns out as she was sneaking around, having a cheeky smirk on her face as she turned to look at the screen. "Shhh, be very very quiet. I'm hunting angels." She said with a cheeky chuckle and continued her search. "Alright, boys! Come on out! We can do this the easy way or the hard way."

Behind a bush, Dark Pit shuddered. "You tend to do this the hard way." He grumbled.

"I hate this time of year." Pit groaned. "I used to love it until she showed up!"

"We have to remain strong."

Bayonetta rubbed her chin in thought and then had an idea. "Oh no! I dropped my ice cream on the ground!" She said. "Whatever shall I do?"

"I-Ice Cream?" Pit asked.

"Don't. Even. Think about it." Dark Pit growled.

"Y-you're right. I gotta stay strong."

"Whatever shall I do? This Floor ice cream is melting into the snow!"

"Fl-fl-floor ice cream?!"

"Urgh! She's playing right through your stomach! She's a crafty witch, I'll give her that." Dark Pit folded his arms.

"I guess I'll have to eat it up all by myself…"

"NOOOO!" Pit yelled and emerged from the bush, quickly running toward Bayonetta. "DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY... floor... ice… cream… oh no." He paled.

"Too easy." Bayonetta smirked, aiming her guns at Pit, but then Dark Pit emerged from the bush and shot Bayonetta with his Dark Pit Staff, knocking the guns off of Bayonetta as he ran forward, grabbed Pit and then ran off with him. "Oh… I love it when you play hard to get~!" She smirked and then summoned her Chain Chomp. "Chompy, after them!"

"You think we lost her?" Pit asked.

"Hopefully." Dark Pit replied before smacking Pit upside the head.

"OW!"

"That was for blowing our cover!"

"Well, excuse me for loving Floor Ice Cream." Pit grumbled, and then they heard barking. "…Did she summon her Chain Chomp?"

"She did." Dark Pit groaned and then looked up to the trees. "Above us!" He said as they used their Power of Flight to give them a boost and landed on the branches where the Chain Chomp went past them while Bayonetta walked by.

"Ooooh angels~! Come out and plaaaaay~!" Bayonetta said in a sing songy voice.

"Shhh!" Dark Pit put his finger to his lips as Pit nodded, and then Chompy barked wildly and tackled the tree, knocking them both to the ground and into the cold snow.

"Ah, there you are!"

"Run… RUN!" Dark Pit yelled as they tried to book it.

"No, you don't." Bayonetta smirked. "TELOC VIVIM!" She yelled, as Scolopendra was summoned and then wrapped around the two angels before they could make a break for it.

"Ack! No!" Pit exclaimed.

"Now… you two are going to come with me." Bayonetta smirked.

"Tch! As if!" Dark Pit glared at her.

"You don't have a choice."


Later…

Bayonetta folded her arms with a satisfied grin. "Now that's more like it." She said and turned to Jeanne and Luka. "What do you think?"

"Uh… we could've just gotten an angel from the store, ya know." Luka said.

"Oh, now where's the fun in that?" Jeanne asked. "I think it's pretty good, Cereza."

"My thoughts exactly." Bayonetta chuckled, as they looked at top of the Christmas tree and saw the two angels tied up at the top of the Christmas tree.

"This is embarrassing." Dark Pit grumbled.

"Man, why do we have to be the tree topper?" Pit sighed.


Snowball Fight

"Mwahahahaha! You think you can take down OUR fort? You have another thing coming!" Ruby yelled.

"Oh, we'll see about that, sis!" Yang smirked, both of them on opposite sides of snow forts, ready to throw snowballs at each other with Blake on Ruby's side and Weiss on Yang's side. They launched several snowballs at each other, but none of them gained the upper hand… and then it got extremely crazy.

"FIRE THE TORPEDOES!" Yang ordered.

"FIRE THE CATAPULT!" Ruby ordered as tons of snowballs were launched, hitting the fort and some of them landing inside the forts, but they were still going strong, with Blake throwing snow versions of Bob-ombs and Weiss launching snow grenades, none of them showing any signs of stopping, but they recruited some individuals, with Yang's side getting Coco and Velvet while Ruby's side getting Jaune and Ren.

"Sir! We haven't hit their snow fort at all!" Ren said.

"Then we must give 'em everything we got!" Ruby said and then emerged from the snowfort. "YOU HEAR ME?! WE WON'T SURRENDER!" She yelled, and then a flurry of snowballs hit her from Coco's minigun, and then when Coco stopped, Ruby emerged from the snowfort, having a pile of snowballs on her head and some of it on her forehead. "HA! MISSED ME!" She yelled… and then she screamed when Coco launched more snowballs at her and most of it got into her mouth where Ruby fell over.

"ACK! OUR LEADER IS DOWN! SHE TOOK THE SNOWBALLS MOUTH FIRST!" Jaune yelled.

"Oh, that is IT!" Blake yelled, forming a snow sword. "ONE ON ONE!"

"I couldn't agree more!" Yang exclaimed, aiming a snow sword at Blake as both of them started clashing while everyone watched… and from the side lines, the Red vs Blue gang and the Mario Bros watched the entire thing unfold.

"Is it normally like this at Beacon?" Luigi asked.

"They sure like to make the snow fights cinematic, that's for sure." Grif said.

"COME ON, RED TEAM! STRIKE DOWN THE BLUE TEAM!" Sarge yelled.

"I wonder if Ruby has to use the bathroom after eating too many snowballs?" Caboose wondered.

"THAT'S what you're concerned about?!" Church asked.

"I… still have no idea what's going on." Carolina said.

"Same." Mario agreed, and then Blake was knocked down.

"Do you surrender!" Yang yelled.

"Never!"

"Fire the cannonballs!" Yang ordered as Velvet fire the cannon snowballs at their fort, knocking it down and one snowball knocked down Jaune and Ren. "NOW do you surrender?"

"…Yes…"

"YES! Great work, everyone!"

"I demand a rematch!" Sarge yelled. "That didn't happen!"

"Well, there's always tomorrow." Simmons said.


Long Line

"Come on, why is there such a long line? It wasn't like this last year." Nora complained.

"No idea." Lucas shrugged.

"I wonder what's going on?" Ness wondered.

"COME ON! WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!" Toon Link yelled.

At the very front of the line, Taiyang was giving his whole Christmas list to Santa Claus, who was none other than Rodin himself while Enzo was his personal elf. "-I want a new lawnmower, I want a new weapon, I want a pet goldfish, I want-"

"No offense, but aren't you a little old to sit on Santa's lap?" Enzo asked.

"Let the man finish. Everyone deserves a chance to sit on Santa's lap." Rodin told him.

"Urgh… why was I forced into being your personal elf?" Enzo grumbled. "I should be spending time with my girls…"

"Anyway, where was I? Oh, forget it, let me start over from the beginning. I lost track." Taiyang said.

"OH COME ON!" Nora yelled.


You're a Mean One

"Do I really have to do this?" Ganondorf complained.

"You're the one who lost that Poker game with Hades." Dedede said. "I think it's fair."

"Yeah, now hold still." Bowser said and then they were finished. "Perfect!" He sad, and then he, Dedede, Ridley. Dark Samus, and K. Rool lost it and fell to the ground, pounding on the floor in hysterics.

"Too bad we didn't have any green paint! But you still look ridiculous with that Santa beard!" K. Rool laughed.

"Grrr…"

"Oh Ganny Poo, you look amazing!" Hades exclaimed.

"GANNY POO! I CAN'T BREATHE!" Dedede laughed hysterically.

"Ugh… let's get this over with." Ganondorf grumbled. "When I'm done, I'm killing all of you."


Later that night…

Ganondorf snuck into someone's house, holding a bag and then proceeding to steal everyone's stockings, presents, the Christmas tree, decorations until everything was empty. He let out a chuckle and snuck out, where there was a tiny crumb lying on the ground as a Rattata walked over to it and sniffed it, before Ganon came back in and stole the little crumb too. "Rattata…" The Rattata pouted.

Ganondorf put a bag into the sleigh and hopped into it, as his own horse was his reindeer and then he took off to the next house, where he began to steal everyone's Christmas. Axes, swords, bows, Fire Flowers, crowns, tiaras, tomes, Hookshots, fairies in bottles, POW Blocks, Crosses, Holy Water, bananas, Screw Attacks, Floor Ice Cream, Pokeballs, and not even the town square's Christmas Tree was safe! He eventually stopped at the final house. "There it is." Ganondorf said as he walked into the house while the villains were watching from afar.

"I have to say, he's pulling this off rather well." Bowser said.

"I could've done it faster." Dedede folded his arms.

"You did that every year. It was time for a change of pace." Dark Samus said.

"Hmph! Your loss!"

"…I wonder what's taking him so long?" Ridley wondered.

Ganondorf was just picking up the Christmas tree when he heard a noise and then turned to see a small spiky earred Pichu watching the whole thing, much to his surprise. "Um… hello!"

"Pichu Pi?" Pichu wondered. "Pichu Chu Chu Pi?" She asked, seeming to be sad that the Christmas Tree was being taken away as Ganondorf had to think of something fast, and then thought of something.

"Don't fret, little one! I noticed that a lightbulb has gone out, so I'm taking it back to my shop to fix it!" Ganondorf said.

"Pichu." Pichu smiled, and then the door slammed open to reveal another Santa Claus.

"And where do you think you are taking everyone's Christmas?"

It was Rodin… and he didn't look very happy.

"Pichu Chu?!" Pichu exclaimed in surprise.

"Fret not, little one. I am the real Santa Claus." Rodin said as he walked over to Ganondorf, who was already sweating buckets as he pulled off the Santa beard. "This fool is just trying to pretend to be Santa Claus and steal your Christmas!"

"PICHU?!" Pichu yelled as electricity started coming out of its cheeks.

"Don't hurt yourself little one. I will take care of this." Rodin said, cracking his knuckles.


Outside…

"You don't think he got himself into trouble, did you?" Dark Samus asked.

"Ah, I'm sure he'll be fine." Hades said… and then they heard a loud crash, complete with a scream as Ganondorf slammed into the ground near them. "Oh hi, Ganny Poo! Where's the presents?"

"Uh, guys?" Ridley got their attention as Rodin made his way over to them, along with the Pichu on top of his shoulder.

"I should have known you were behind this." Rodin said. "Stand aside, little Pichu, I will take care of this." He said as Pichu hopped off his shoulder while Rodin proceeded to make a mess out of the villains with everyone screaming as Pichu winced at the chaos that was unfolding until they were a huge mangled mess of villains. "That takes care of that." He said.

"I think my stomach broke…" K. Rool grumbled.

"Now get out of here!" Rodin said, punching them far away with a star shining brightly in the night sky. "Now, what say you we return Christmas to the rightful owners?"

"Pichu Pichu!" Pichu smiled, loving the idea as the two of them worked together to bring Christmas back to the way it was, or Toy Day if you were living in Animal Village. By the time the two of them were done, the night sky was starting to get brighter.

"That takes care of it. Thanks for being Santa's little helper." Rodin said.

"Chu!" Pichu smiled and then received a candy cane.

"There you go. Now run along, now!"

"Pichu!" Pichu smiled and hurried off back to its bed.


Later in the morning…

"Alright! I got a new Mirror Shield!" Palutena exclaimed. "And new Tiger Claws for Pit and a Silver Bow for Dark Pit!"

"Oh that's great… BUT CAN YOU GET US DOWN FROM HERE!" Dark Pit yelled.

"Another Screw Attack, nice." Samus said while the Baby Metroid chirped happily with a scarf around it.

"I have to say, you know how to bring a party together, Rodin." Bayonetta said.

"Me? Girl, I had nothing to do with it. That was Santa Claus." Rodin said, casually removing his cigar from his mouth.

Bayonetta smirked. "If you say so."

"Speaking of which, I wonder if they received their package already."


With the villains…

"Hey guys, we got a present! It's for all of us!" Bowser exclaimed after giving a new hammer for Junior.

"Oh? What did we get?" Hades asked as they gathered around, and when they opened it, the present exploded and covered their faces with soot.


Outside…

Rodin saw this through his binoculars and smirked. "Nice job." He said, looking at a Delibird who was giggling at the "present" it gave them and the two fist bumped each other.


Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope y'all are having a good time spending your Christmas with friends and family! Two more days till Christmas, this is so exciting!

Also, I just saw Ralph Breaks the Internet. (Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen it! Don't look at what i'm going to be saying here! MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!) That ending was... holy crap, I don't think i've teared up that badly during a movie since Infinity War. (Looking at you, Thanos! Ugh, Endgame is gonna huuuuuuurt!) I think this was also the first Disney movie i've teared up... actually, no, I think the first one was that scene in Wreck-it Ralph. (And I don't mean the one where he sacrifices himself to save Sugar Rush.)

Confession time: I haven't shed a single tear during any of the Pixar movies. Yeah, not even friggin' Coco! I thought Coco would've been the one to make me cry, but... strangely, I didn't shed a tear, which surprised me because the ending was just too powerful. (Although, maybe The Good Dinosaur will because that's the only Pixar movie I haven't watched yet.)

Anyway, Merry Christmas and hope y'all have fun on Christmas!

(Persona update: Haru's a very interesting girl. I haven't seen the Okumura Boss fight yet, but Haru's Persona has a gatling gun in her dress! WHAT?!)