(Video Game Rap Battles- Assassin's Creed vs. Hitman)

TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE!

Bunnicula!

VS!

Angle Bunny!

BEGIN!

Bunnicula:

I've been silent long enough, it's time for me to speak,

My theater demolished, I'm still labeled as a freak

Six books of being hated, but now that's all ended

Now it's time to leave this punk's bratty attitude upended!

You like carrots, Angel Bunny? I'll leave yours pale and shriveled

The bite your precious fluffed up tail and leave it disheveled

You're not a friend, you're a jerk! Just an Immorality Pet!

If it weren't for Svengallop, you'd be the most hated character yet,

You make Chester look nice, your abuse is obscene

People still hate you over you Fluttershy slapping scene

Ingratitude and greed! Either one could be your vice

Thoughts Howie?

Howie:

Bite him, Bunnicula.

Bunnicula:

Good advice.

You tantrum throwing, ticket snatching, carrot chucking freak.

I'll wreck you harder than Discord, you'll yet out a Wilhelm Shriek!

Yes I'm the indestructible Bunnicula! Millions love my story

You're the scourge of all Bronies, while Fluttershy is best pony.

Angel Bunny:

Friendship is Magic, good thing I don't need none to beat you

How about I get Fluttershy's manticore friend to eat you!

I'll smack you down hard, like What's Opera Doc?

I won't cave like Elmer, squash your body with a rock

Mastermind behind the scares of Nightmare Night

They differ from your books in that they actually have fright!

I get what I want, yeah, that's what I do,

My spit is like Holy Water flying right at you!

Just for Sidekicks's moral: "You better not be Angel's enemy!"

You just want a family? Myself is all that matters to me!

I'm the Killer Rabbit, you're a bunny with bad teeth,

You're as scary as a floral Easter wreath!

Yeah, I slapped Fluttershy! And I'll smash in your face!

Whether carrot juice or blood, you're still a disgrace!

Fluttershy stared down a cockatrice, and I'll make you burn!

For dust thou art, and unto dust shall thou return!

(Angel whipped out a bunny size crossbow loaded with wooden stake and pointed it at Bunnicula. Angel fired a wooden stake from his crossbow, but Chester jumped in and tackled Bunnicula out of the way just in time, then got up turned to face Angel.)

Chester:

The hero has arrived, no misinterpretation of the facts here

I'll protect him from himself and you, do I make myself clear?

This rabbit's my friend, I'm not afraid of his curse anymore

Let's hit this dolt harder for the win we're looking for

Harold:

Name's Harold, I'm a writer, and the story's narrator

I'll pull a Stanley Parable and crush you, buster!

The other pets can't stand you, you're a horrid piece of work,

Nothing is true, except for this, Bunnicula on Cartoon Network!

Angel Bunny:

That show's so different from your books that it's funny,

Even then I still wouldn't be afraid of this vampire bunny

A dog that can read and write? Yet you never exploit it?

Write a letter to your owners, anything you'd want you'd get it!

Chester's theories, and this rap, are getting old and lame

Let me know when Cartoon Network makes a tie in video game

(Angel took his crossbow back out and aimed it at Bunnicula)

But right now it's time to finish what the orange tabby started,

And for Bunnicula to join his mom among the dear departed!

WHO WON THIS RAP BATTLE?

LEAVE YOUR VOTES IN THE REVIEWS AT THE BOTTOM!

RAP BATTLES! YEAAAAAAAAH!


BOOOOOM!

A black wall was blown apart by Keldeo's Focus Blast.

No matter what we say or do,

Keldeo activated his Secret Sword and swung it, causing the screen to burst.

It's never up to me and you,

Victini rose into the air, his ears glowing with the power of V-Create.

We smile now and sing a cheer!

Keldeo and Santa Paws screamed in horror as huge burst of dark purple energy erupted in front of them.

Ghost Pony Rider roared.

Kyurem and Cryogonal the Critics both screamed as a zombie Lucario with a chainsaw appeared on their TV.

Keldeo screamed in horror, but sprayed himself with water to snap out of it.

Imperator Justinian was seated behind a desk in his study, with Keldeo standing on the other side.

The show must go on!

"FORESHADOWING!" Munna exclaimed.

"NO SHIP, SHERCLOCK!" the Intoxiquer shouted.

"SPOILERS!" Zorua exclaimed.

The show must go on!

Jack Storm sprung awake in shock.

Matthais Unidostres and BrickBrony1894 bro-hoofed.

Meloetta sat down with Madoka the Fennekin and Damian the Meloetta on either side of her.

A Greninja stood ominously next to a Lucario with red Aura.

Keldeo and Ryan the Lucario fought on a cliff top, Secret Sword and Bone Rush clashing over and over.

Never fear . . .

Button Mash and Sweetie Belle bonked heads as they tried playing Wonderbolt Free Fliers.

Keldeo burst out of the ice encasing him in an explosion of light.

The show! Will! Go! On!

Keldeo reared up on his hind legs, his expression serious and his Secret Sword raised and glowing brightly.

Keldeo the Critic

Season 4 Episode 22: Night of the Living Broccoli by wiccanwerewolf669

TinyURL: zrdlp85

"It's me! Keldeo the Critic! I review it so you don't have to," Keldeo said said, "Just recently, Cartoon Network started to air an animated series adaptation of the children's book series Bunnicula by James books centered around a dog and a cat whose family adopts a rabbit they find in a movie theater. Chester, the cat, starts to notice strange things about the rabbit. Like how he hides from the sun, he has black fur on his back like a cape, and most importantly, the rabbit literally has fangs and impales vegetables like a vampire, turning his 'victims' white. So, the whole series is mostly about Harold, the dog, trying to protect the really harmless Bunnicula from Chester's murder attempts. Yeah, Chester literally tries to kill Bunnicula due to his overactive imagination and rather annoying ."

"Now, the cartoon takes a huge leap from the source material. While the books left it ambiguous if Bunnicula really was a vampire, the new show practically turns Bunnicula into a cross between Curious George and Discord. In every other scene Bunnicula is taking his skin off, doing magic, flying around and everything. Also, Harold becomes the dopey sidekick, and Chester no longer wants to kill Bunnicula but instead works with him to stop the monster or ghost of the episode. Bunnicula ends up accusing half of these problems, but whatever. The show's bassically a cross between Curious George, Ghostbusters, Scooby Doo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. And believe it or not, the result is actually really good!"

"Anyway, the book and cartoon are so different that Matthais actually wrote a fanfic that uses it as a plot device, and. . ." Keldeo grinned sheepishly, "It's quite clear that Matthais should have actually read the books first instead of reading the Wikipedia summaries. For one thing, Matthais didn't take into account that Chester's attempts to get rid of Bunnicula were done to protect the family. He really thought there was an undead demon living among them, so what else could he do? And of course, we end up seeing Chester's true feelings in books 6 and 7."

"Ahem! Spoilers for those books, so skip this paragraph if you want. . . . then again, in that case, you'd probably want to skip this review, and not read the fanfic I'm reviewing! Anyway, Chester finally does accept Bunnicula as a part of the family and decides to make amends by becoming Bunnicula's protector/sibling/parental figure, which leads to some very touching scenes between the two. So, yeah, Matthais was probably a little hasty in his judgments of the Chester in the book."

Keldeo chuckled, "In fact, Matthais is actually worried that fans of the book are going to get mad at him! But I guess that's understandable. So, to help him, I'm going to review a Bunnciula fanfic that's based on the books so many people know and love! This is Night of the Living Broccoli."


Night of the Living Broccoli

By: wiccanwerewolf669

Harold, Howie, and Chester had thought everything was as normal as it gets around the Monroe household. When one night, Bunnicula the vampire bunny is stolen! The three are on the case to find the missing bunny before it's to late. Join them on their newest wakey adventure to rescue their friend. You must read the Bunnicula series to get this story! or just go to wikipedia. ha

Rated: Fiction K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jun 18, 2012 - id: 8231618


"As you can see, we've got another dead fanfic here! 4 years old and not updated!" Keldeo declared.

Victini flew in wearing a vampire's cape and plastic fangs. "It's undead, Keldeo! Blah-blahblah!" Victini said in a Dracula voice.

"Victini, this isn't a Halloween review! Why don't you go ahead a pack for when Nintendo sends you to Matthais!" Keldeo complained.

"My turn isn't until September!" Victini argued.

"Then take off that getup and save it for October. There's two other Bunnicula fanfics too, you know," Keldeo said.

Victini grumbled and flew away.

"And he doesn't go 'blah-blahblah!'" Keldeo called after him.

Keldeo focused back onto the review and said, "Okay, so for those of you who have read the Bunnicula books, this plot might sound similar to book 7, Bunnicula Meets Edgar Allan Crow."

Marshall: "Wow. And I thought my puns were bad!"

"Marshall, what are you doing here?" Keldeo said in annoyance.

Marshall: "Uhhh. . . to advertise 'Partners in Fire' by HavocHound?"

". . . Get out, Marshall. Please," Keldeo said with a straight face.

After Marshall left, Keldeo refocused again and said, "So, this story is similar, with the whole Bunnicula might be kidnapped plot, but it is original and honestly funny at times. So, what are we waiting for? Let's dive right in."

"Just like the books, the story is told from the perspective of Harold the dog."


Peace is bliss as they say. It was that faithful Friday night in the Monroe household, when my world was turned upside down once again. I was feeling so peaceful and Friday's mean snacks and a late night read in Toby's room. And chocolate cupcakes with the cream in the center. Yum, my favorite.


"Yeah, there's a running joke throughout the books that Harold eats chocolate cupcakes, but chocolate doesn't seem to affect him. So if anyone here is supernatural, it's isn't the bunny, it's the immortal dog."


The night was just starting and Toby was pulling out the thick volume of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.


"FORESHADOWING!" Munna cheered as she flew by.

"Now, no wonder the cat thinks the bunny is a vampire if you keep reading your pets horror stories!" Keldeo exclaimed.

"Well, as Toby reads the book, there suddenly interrupted by a crash."


Crash! Toby jumped away and I yelped. Seeing how frightened Toby was, I ran downstairs to investigate. I heard Howie's howling and Chester hissing.

"Howie? Chester?" I cried. The living room was empty, and I saw the light in the kitchen on. Before I went into the kitchen I checked on Bunnicula. He sat trembling in his cage, his red eyes terrified. I was happy he was safe, even if scared. I then went into the kitchen. I burst in the door and stopped at what I saw. Chester was sitting on the table, licking his tail and Howie sat shivering on the floor. Glass, water, and flowers lay scattered on the floor.

"What happened?" I asked between Howie's howls. Chester looked at me and shook his head.

"I-I-I decided I w-w-wanted to play a l-l-late night game of tag with P-P-Pop and chased him in h-h-here. He jumped on the t-t-table and, and accidentally dropped the vase. I s-s-stepped on some of the glass," Howie whimpered. He lifted his front right paw to reveal a shard of glass stuck in his paw pad.


"Oh yeah, Howie is a dachshund that gets adopted in the second book. Well, anyway, the humans fuss over the wounded dog and plan to take him to the vet the next day, which they do." Keldeo frowned in confusion and said, "But for some strange reason everyone in the house goes except for Bunnicula. . ."


Within a few minutes we were all loaded into the families station wagon and were off to the vet. Chester looked at me from the inside of his cat carrier.

"I don't see the point in why we need to go when it was Howie who was injured," he grumbled from inside.


Confused Matthew: "BAD WRITING!"


We finally arrived and were all rushed inside. Chester and I got off scott free while Howie had to get stitches in his paw. He came out with a cone on his head and a thick wrap on the paw. While the Mr. Monroe paid Howie limped his way over to us.

"Hey Pop and Uncle Harold!" he said.

"How is your paw?" I asked him. He lifted it and tried to see it around his cone.

"It itches a lot and kind of stings, but the thing that's really bothering me is this thing around my neck," he said. He scratched at it with his hind paw. He became exceedingly frustrated and growled. "What is this, Pop?" he asked Chester. It still throws me that he calls Chester Pop and me Uncle Harold. Chester stared out from his kennel and looked at the dachshund.

"It's a cone Howie. The vet-


"EX - PO - SI - TION! EX - PO - SI - TION! Rush it out! AS - AP!" Keldeo and Munna sang.

"So the family comes back and discovers that there house has been broken into and ransacked!"


Mrs. Monroe almost dropped poor Howie is her shock. "We've been robbed!" she cried. The boys ran in and gasped.

"We need to check and see if anything was stolen," Mr. Monroe tried to say calmly. "I'll call the police," he said and walked into the kitchen. Pete let Chester out before he ran upstairs to check his room. That was when we all got a good look at the place.

The living room was a mess. Books were strewn all over the place, furniture was overturned, and muddy footprints littered the floor. We all stared in disbelief. Why would someone want to rob our home? We are just a humble, middle class family. I walked forward slowly, not wanting to believe what my eyes were telling me.


"All they took were a necklace and some tapes!" Keldeo exclaimed.

Keldeo became serious and said, "Okay, seriously, it turns out the robber did do the whole 'what did the thief get' trope commonly found in radio mysterious and Paranormal Activity movies."


"Nothing was stolen from upstairs, Mom," Toby said as the brothers walked in.

"Nothing from the other rooms," Mrs. Monroe said.


"Luckily, Chester finds his first clue."


Chester stopped and stared at one of the foot prints.

"Harold," he whispered. I stopped and turned to look at him. He pointed to the print. "Does this look like a normal human footprint to you?" he asked. I walked over to him and looked down. The print was about three times the size of Mr. Monroe's. Before he could make any conclusions though, we heard Howie's frightened yelp.

"Pop! Uncle Harold!" he shouted. We ran over to him. He was sitting in disbelief in front of Bunnicula's cage. "He's, he's," Howie couldn't finish the statement. I started barking frantically, drawing the Monroe's attention.

Toby came over to try and calm us down.

"What's wrong guys, why are you bark…" he trailed off when he saw what was inside. "Mom! Bunnicula, he's gone!"


Keldeo was caught between disbelief and hilarity as he tried to hold back his laughter, "That's right! Someone broke into a house just steal a rabbit. They didn't even take the cage! How does this make any sense?"


The police came and we were kicked out while they investigated.


"I don't even think Richard Diamond could figure this one out," Keldeo said seriously, then he brightened up and placed the hat he wore during his Zuma's Fear review on his head, and he said, "Now Detective Shaw on the other hoof. . ."


Chester brooded under Mrs. Monroe's rose bushes while Howie and I sunned ourselves. After a few minutes, Chester wandered out to us and started bathing himself.

"I think I know what stole Bunnicula," he said between licks.

"Don't you mean who?" I asked. He shook his head and continued.

"The culprit has huge shoes, we know that much, and isn't all that smart, seeing as he left all that mess and evidence. And if he was only looking for our furry vampire friend, he must be working for someone," Chester said.

"What took Bunnicula then Pops?" Howie asked. Chester continued to bathe as he answered.

"Well, being as he's so huge, he can't be human….."

"So it's Bigfoot!" Howie exclaimed. Chester gave him a withering look.

"No, Howie. Let me finish.


"Says the guy who swears the bunny is a vampire," Keldeo remarked wryly.

Abridged!Noah: "Hello Pot. My name is kettle. You're black."


He is not human, meaning that he would have to be created, made," he continued. Chester always frustrates me when he does this.

"Chester, will you please tell us who you think stole Bunnicula?" I pressed.

"Not who, what. And he is the one and only," he gave us a dramatic pause while he licked his tail. I resisted the urge to bite him. "That it is Frankenstein's Monster."


Keldeo exploded into intense laughter, falling to onto his haunches as he shook wildly from his cracking up.


Howie gasped and started to run in frantic circles. He momentarily forgot about his stitches.

"Oh no! That's terrible! What's will become of Bunnicula?"


Keldeo laughed harder as he pounded the ground with his forehooves, throwing his back in intense laughter.


He stopped and looked at Chester and me. "What's Frankenstein's Monster?" Chester sighed and rubbed his nose with a paw.

"Frankenstein's Monster is a creation made by Dr. Frankenstein and his assistant Igor. They created him out of body parts they robbed from graves in the middle of the night. They brought him to life in a lightening storm and harnessed the power of the electricity and brought the creature to life. But the experiment went terribly wrong when the Monster went on a rampage and started killing all of the townspeople," Chester clarified.


Keldeo fell onto his side as he continued to laugh, rolling off the side of the rock platform and splashing into the shallow water.


A look of pure terror reflected on poor Howie's face and I jumped in.

"But it is pure fiction, Howie, Toby has been reading it to me and it is by a woman named Mary Shelley," I told him. He relaxed a bit. Chester gave me a look before continuing to bathe himself.

"So you think," he said ominously, and a shiver went up my spine.


Keldeo crawled back up onto the platform, huffing and puffing and trying to catch his breath as laughter still threatened to overtake him once again, "Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you, this is not a parody, this is not flanderization, this IS Chester's correct characterization! The cat sees large footprints, and out of all the possible explanations in the entire universe, he decides that it has to be Frankenstein's monster, and then describes it in great detail and utter seriousness like it's the most logical conclusion he could possibly come to?! What's he gonna do next?! Discover that airplanes go missing because Godzilla and Gamera have been engaged in a serious airplane collecting contest?!"

Keldeo let out another loud burst laughter, harder than before. Looking about ready to collapse, he cried out, "I CAN'T BREATHE!"


The family seemed out of whack for the next two days. It was Tuesday morning and I was aroused from my sleep by the smell of cooking bacon. I walked into the kitchen and sat next to Mr. Monroe's feet. He gave me a half- hearted smile.


Keldeo finally stopped laughing and caught his breath. "So, everyone is pretty somber over the loss of their pet mutant rabbit, and that's not being mean, the rabbit has fangs," Keldeo said, "But two days is enough time for Chester to hatch up a crazy scheme."


"Uncle Harold! Wake up!" Howie called in my ear. I wrinkled my nose and slowly opened my eyes. The young dog was sitting and wagging his rear end frantically. "Uncle Harold! Pop has an idea on how to get Bunnicula back!" I slowly stood and looked at Chester sitting in his chair. He met my gaze and sat erect.

"Good Harold, your up," he said. I tried rolling my eyes before walking over to him. I noticed an open book was in front of him and groaned inwardly. He slowly closed it and this time I groaned audibly. He glared before addressing the two dogs below him.

"What book is that, Pops?" Howie asked.

"I finished reading Frankenstein last night to get more background information. Then I found this." He lifted it to reveal the cover to us. "The Big Book of Monsters. They had a fascinating section on your heritage, Howie." Howie gave him a weird look and I gave him a look to shut him up. When we had first went to Chateau Bow-Wow, we met Howie's parents, who Chester still is convinced are part werewolf (resulting in him thinking Howie is also part werewolf).


"Yeah, that's canon," Keldeo said.

Victini flew by and screamed as the scene played of PeeWee Herman's Playhouse screaming.

"You know, there's kind of a small difference between imagination and paranoid mental psychosis. Seriously, Chester, why must everything that goes wrong or is different in your life have a supernatural origin?" Keldeo questioned.


Chester cleared his throat and went back to the book. "It had an entire section devoted to Dr. Frankenstein and his monster. So I've come to the conclusion that Dr. Greenbriar is our Dr. Frankenstein, and Jill is his Igor." I stared up at him in disbelief. "He was so fascinated with Bunnicula that he decided to steal him. So he and Jill created this Monster to take away our vampire bunny and he would be clear from any of the blame because the Monster would leave no finger prints."


"OBJECTION!"


I started laughing. I couldn't help myself, but this all sounded so utterly ridiculous that it just came out. Chester glared at me again bared his teeth a little. Howie just looked confused.

"What's so funny, Uncle Harold?" he asked. I wiped my eyes with my paw and forced myself to stop laughing. I hiccupped from the effort and looked at Howie.

"It's just this ridiculous! Why would you think Dr. Greenbriar stole Bunnicula? He has treated us and the family very well, especially when Bunnicula was ill. Why would he wait until now to take Bunnicula when he has had so many times to take him before?" I questioned.

"Because he wanted to gain our trust Harold. Don't you see? Once he had the families full trust, he and Jill would make their Monster and have it steal him," Chester countered. "I have a plan to get Bunnicula back." He hopped down and stood in front of us. "Tomorrow the family will be gone from eight am to ten thirty pm. They will be going to a movie. So we will act tomorrow," he said.


"Wait a minute, the last time they left the house someone broke in and stole one of their pets, so now they're going to leave the rest of their pets home alone too?" Keldeo asked disbelief, "We're reaching Greg from Zuma's Fear levels of stupidity here! Isn't someone going to bring up how irresponsible this all sounds?"


"Mom, do you think the animals will be ok since we will be gone for so long?" Toby asked.


"Thank you!" Keldeo said gratefully.


"Cry baby," Pete said meanly. Toby stuck his tongue out at his older brother and Pete threw a bit of egg at him.


"Yeah! You're a baby because our house got broken into and one of our pets got stolen and it could easily happen again!" Keldeo said in a dumb sounded voice.

"Well, it turns out stupidity runs in the family, because the mother somehow figures the pets will be alright."


"Boys, stop," Mrs. Monroe said calmly but sternly. She looked at Pete. "Pete, your brother has a legit reason to worry about the pets. And Toby I'm sure they will be." Toby nodded and Mr. Monroe looked at the clock.

"Well guys, time to go to school," he said, standing up. The boys stood and walked out of the kitchen with their father. Mrs. Monroe quickly washed off the dishes and put them in the dishwasher before leaving, too.

"Be good you three," she said before walking out the door. We heard the lock slid into place and the cars start. Chester had us wait till he knew they were gone.

"Okay, since they are gone I can fully reveal my plan," Chester said. "We are going to break into Dr. Greenbriar's home and find Bunnicula." I felt my mouth fall open.


Bubsy: "What could possibly go wrong!"

"It's funny because they're both orange cats!" Keldeo said with a big grin.


"What!" I exclaimed. Chester didn't seem ruffled at all with my outburst, so I pressed on. "Do we even know where he lives?" I asked.

"I was going to get to that before I was interrupted," he said. I tried to think of a snappy comeback, but, as you know, it takes me awhile to come up with them. So I remained quiet and let Chester explain. "The Monroe's were invited to dinner with the good doctor in two days time. He gave them his address and the time they need to arrive." He pulled the card out from under his chair. We leaned over to read what it said.

I would enjoy it if you joined me at my home on Friday, September 17 at 6 p.m. My address is 307 Temple Avenue.


"Yeah, the animals could read and right in the books too. Chester could even make spreadsheets on the computer too. Just go with it."


Chester gave me a mischievous grin and continued. "I have also found our old friends Felony and Miss Demeanor to aid in our getting in his house.


Marshall (Offscreen): "OH, COME ON!"


Once in, we find the laboratory, which is where we will find Bunnicula. We will then go back out where we came from and return our bunny friend home." A sparkle came to Chester's eyes when he spoke.


"I have to admit, it is touching to see Chester's post 'Bunnicula Strikes Again' persona. He's really made it his mission to protect Bunnicula from himself and others who want to harm him," Keldeo said with a smile.

"So Chester and Harold leave the injured Howie at home to stand guard in case the monster comes back, ha-ha, and they head over to the doctor's house where they are met by Team Rocket if they were both female cats."


We made it to Dr. Greenbriar's house around ten. He lived near the edge of High Centerville in a big house. No lights were on, telling us it was empty. We head the crash of metal and I jumped in the air. Chester, as calm and cool as ever, just turned to the sound.

"Hey, Cute Whiskers!" came the call. Chester rolled his eyes and sat. Two cats walked around the corner of an alley. Felony was the scrawnier of the two, but had most of the brains (if one could say these cats had them) and Miss Demeanor was a chubby, long haired tabby.


The Team Rocket Motto music started to play.

Felony: "To protect the world from infestation!"

Miss Demeanor: "To eat all rodents within our nation!"

"Not worth it. . ." Keldeo said flatly as the music stopped with a record scratch.

"So, in between flirting with Chester, the cats help them break into the house."


Chester and I sat patiently while the two cat burglars (no pun intended)


"OH NO! You are NOT allowed to say that in a Bunnicula fanfic! Puns are the life source of this series!" Keldeo shouted, "I mean, come on! Bunnicula?! Felony?! Miss Demeanor?! The Howliday Inn!? Edgar Allen Crow!? The Tell-Tale Artichoke Heart!? This series has so many puns that saying 'no pun intended' is a slap in the face to the author! You own those puns! OWN THEM!"

"So the cats somehow manage to open a window."


"Thank you ladies, we are no longer in need of your assistance," Chester said to the two cats. Felony started to walk away but Miss D stayed on the sill by Chester.

"Oh Cute Whiskers, do you really want little ol' me to go?" she purred. Chester gagged slightly at her closeness and nodded.

"Yes, Miss D, in order to do my job you will have to leave," he said. She was about to say more when Felony spoke.

"Come on, Miss Demeanor, we need to get a move on or we will miss The Young and The Restless."


"That was random reference. . ." Keldeo remarked with a frown, "It wasn't even funny."


"Are you coming or what?" he called. I took a running start at the crates and the launched myself into the window. Unfortunately, only half of me made it in. Chester laughed at me with his eyes.

"Be quiet, you," I said.

"I haven't said anything," he chuckled. I glared before maneuvering my back end to allow me to get in. I fell in head over heels, and I shook my head clear of the stars that spun around my head.

"Chester?" I whispered. "Where did you go?" I felt claws in my backside and I jumped away from the source. Chester looked like a half flattened pancake. "Now, Chester, this is no time to be laying around," I said. He rolled over and glared at me.

"I wouldn't if you cared to loose a few pounds," he snapped.


WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAAAAHHHH!"

Keldeo smiled and shrugged.


We walked through the corridors of the home and found almost nothing. Except the locked room.

"This is it!" Chester cried in delight. "Don't you hear that, Harold?" I listened closely and heard a buzzing noise. Chester looked at me, a mad gleam in his eyes. "We found his laboratory! That is where we'll find Bunnicula!" He leapt up and grabbed to door handle. He swung back and forth but to no avail.

"Is it locked?" I asked. He jumped down and slammed his paw down.

"Drat," was all he could say before we heard it. A deep, thundering growl that still instills fear within my heart. We slowly turned to see the most scarred up dog I have ever seen. He seemed to be of the rottweiler variety, and he was the one making that menacing sound.


"Oh my gosh, it's an actual Zuul Dog!" Keldeo gasped.

"ZUUL, GHOSTBUSTERS! ZUUL!"


"Run!" Chester screamed, and we ran.

We made it to the window and I jumped with all my might. I landed with a thud on the pavement and I turned to look at the window I had just escaped from. A long line of slobber ran from his jaws as he barked viciously at us. I looked at Chester and saw the horror written on his face.

"Lets go home," I suggested.


"And that's all folks!" Keldeo said with shrug, "That's all the author wrote, and that's a shame because I liked where it was going. If this were like the books, then it probably was just some person wearing large boots, and the doctor might or might not be the culprit. But of course, this is fanfiction, so maybe this time Chester is right about something."

Keldeo sighed, "But, let's not waste time thinking about what might have been. Let's focus on what we've got. And, I have to say, if the books are at least half as funny as this fanfic, then I would go ahead and read them in a minute! Harold is a sensible main character we can relate with, Howie a likable sidekick, and Chester his a hilarious cloudcuckoolander who takes himself way too serious, but still manages to be a good character that at least means well. I'd say everyone is in character here, and what was written has left me hungry for more!"

Keldeo smiled and said, "I'm Keldeo the Critic, I review it so you don't have to!"


The End

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