Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby
Chapter Fifty-Two: Examinations
Minura's behaviour is clearly not normal. (Then again, none of their behaviours are.)
Haddle was very offended when he saw the puffball and the two other waddle dees reclining in the seats of his living room.
"I locked the door," the healer mentioned.
"I burnt it," Wildfire replied. The black ashes that replaced the door's presence was proof to support her words.
"Why can't you knock like a normal person?"
"Yeah, whatever. Anyway, Spaggy suggested we get Minura's brain checked."
The waddle dee pushed his magician hat upwards so it didn't obstruct his vision. "No, I didn't say to get his brain checked... I just wondered if there was anything wrong with him," he defended indignantly.
"Same thing."
"It wasn't as rude."
Haddle folded his arms. "You do realise that I'm a doctor, and not a psychologist, or anything similar to that?"
"You could try and help. I've never seen anyone who doesn't like crowds without a valid reason and here this exceptional doofus stands. There aren't any psychologists of babblists around these parts."
"So you turn to a doctor."
Wildfire seemed somewhat pleased she got her message across safely.
Stumbling off the couch, Midori attempted to attack Haddle from behind. The healer dodged safely and sent the scoroo tumbling into a wall. "It's like asking a potato to grow weeds," Midori supplied helpfully. "It just doesn't work that way."
"As much as I appreciate the support, you dumbbutt, that's a terrible analogy."
"Shush. Also, Wildfire is right in coming here, even if it's two in the morning. This is a twenty-four hour clinic."
"Yeah. And anybody with half a brain can tell that there is this gigantic, flashing sign with the words 'Healer Haddle's' on it which is placed outside the next room beside ours and hell even a blind person could navigate their way to the correct entrance of the clinic."
The scoroo folded his arms with a huff, but said nothing else.
Wildfire waved it off dismissively.
"Which comes to the next point. You three. Out of my house. You don't have any other business here since I explained to you very kindly why there is no shit in bringing the noob here."
"What about dissing you?"
"No. Out."
5 October 2014 SGT
telling technodee to stop being lazy?
that's like telling someone to win a game of hockey by only using their tonsils
