Dear Fanfiction Writers,

We are Guardians.

We have no time for children.

Er, that is, we have no time to physically reproduce and later care for children.

So we simply don't have any.

Yeah, sorry to disappoint you lemon writers...

Sincerely, the Guardians

(first two lines by North, third by Bunnymund, fourth by Tooth, and fifth by Jack if you couldn't tell...)


Thanks to Frost (Guest) for this suggestion.

Sorry I didn't update yesterday. It's just been getting really hectic nowadays and I'm REALLY tired and lazy. Like, so busy and so lazy that I don't even have time and/or forget to type a five-liner out. I'll be updating every other day now; I'm sorry to all you guys out there but it's for the best. Really.

On a happier note...

THANKS TO MUGGLEBORN-DRAGON-RYDER FOR THE 900TH REVIEW AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ME FOR GETTING TO 50 CHAPTERS! XD

Would you accept this yummy cookie, Ryder? (::)