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Guest: "-A camo miniskirt doesn't make you invisible. But you know what does? That cap of invisibility you blackmailed Annabeth out of earlier! Oh, right, that was only there so she could bully Annabeth. She wasn't actually planning on using it or anything.

-Swimped: "swim" plus "swamp?" This fic needs a glossary at this point.

-His...ponysexuality...aside, Jason is totally her gay bff stereotype, isn't he? I'm surprised he has a motorcycle and not like...a purple Vespa. And it's Twilight Sparkle who is purple, not Princess Celestia or Fluttershy. I'm surprised Flavia has tolerated Jason this long, she usually kills anyone who's not sufficiently gothic.

-A peeled eyeball? Urgh, now I'm going to think about that every time someone says "the naked eye." 1. Flavia probably just shoved it into her cleavage pocket dimension and forgot about it. 2. Where does she come up with these words?! 3. He totally is! 4. You're welcome!

Guest: "But Flavia has an open marriage in the sequel, so monogamy apparently isn't required once she becomes a goddess? Or is the issue that she can only pick one guy to become immortal? Or maybe she only has to be monogamous until she finishes the labors of Hercules? It's really unclear..." The answer to your question is simple: xxMoonlitexx has the attention span of a goldfish. She can barely remember that last chapter Kornos was set to invade, let alone niggling little details like whether or not she can be a slut!

AGrapeWithNoSoul: "What the hell was Jason's motorcycle made of if shooting it with a steel feather/arrow caused it to explode in a freaking mushroom cloud?" Like most props and set pieces in a mindless action plot, it was made of Explodium!

Ari: "Bronyism ain't a cult Moonlite, it's a fandom and also steel porcupines as a name for birds sucks" I mean, I've certainly seen fandoms that resemble angry cults *cough -Ghostbusters controversy- cough -new Star Wars- cough -friend who refuses to admit DC movies suck- cough*

Guest: "why do all the bad guys have horrible aim? why aren't they all dead? I mean, at some point someone would probably figure out that they have horrible aim and just snipe them! also, a camo skirt seems super impractical. also, pretty much all gods except "artmeis" are all posers, preps, hores and sluts." I'd say "Artmeis" is the poserist, preppiest, sluttiest whore- goddess of them all, in this universe.

BornOfTheGods: "Maybe Flavia has already experianced intense radiation as part of her "tragic" backstory. That would explain why she has multiple faces covered in tear ducts, all facing backwards so tears can fall in her footsteps, and has 6 breasts. (From now on I'm imagining Flavia with all those things as I read...)" That... certainly makes some sense. However, if you want to see someone else's interpretation of Flavia, my good friend Chromematic has just posted a drawing of her on Deviantart!


You should be greatful taht Hailey betas this, shes so busy to beta this and yet you keep forcing her to, she acutely told me about all this stuffs she had to do but she is beta this instead, so she is a very fan. No, she was trying to make excuses to no do this, but you're so inconsiderate and dense you didn't get the hint.

54….The Fight With Jason With Jason? Great, is he gonna turn "evil" now? I knew xxMoonlitexx could never handle having a non-evil blonde!

The birds were attacking us attactfully! And xxMoonlitexx was reduntanting redundantly! I garbbed my sliver-plated handgun and shot at them OMG. A GUN IS BEING USED RIGHT., many died but many lived.

"No now they are retruning fire!" Yelled Jason.

They shot like 60 feathers at us, exept they all missed lol. The Stormtroopers are laughing at you, Steel Porcupin- hahaha, oh my gosh that name is so stupid! Jason pulled a bow an some flamin firey arrows out from his purse Purse? He really is her GBF! Also: really impractical weapon, why isn;t he just flying up and stabbing them with his spear/sword that is money?, he aimed well an soon lots of steel porkupins were raining from the sky like teers of teh god of steel porkupines. (Acutely there wasnt a god for this but this is a compare so u know what this looked like) I volunteer to be that god!

Suddently there was a roar like a lion on fires, it was…..the ruler of all the arrow shot birds, it had the head off a mightly eagle with fethers of steel an also iron. But he had the body of a hot guy with abs of steel an also iron. *facepalm* Flavia, I'm beginning to suspect you're the furry here, between this and Chiron's spontaneous de-aging.

"We must kill this steel porkupin man tho he is hot" Said Jason.

"Yes" I said "cause he is teh laeder of ALL and if he is killed the others will die as well to" Seriously? What kind of stupid logic is that?! It makes even less sense then the Chitauri in Avengers! so I took Draceenas doom out from my bra *snicker* and a sharp arrow and I aimed but I did not want to destory his hot abs *cough slut she's a slut* so I shot at his left eye. Of course I hit it cause Artmis had blessd me with the power of arrows cause she is the god of that stuff. The leader of the steel porkupin birds screamed cause it hurt like fuk to beshot in the eye and then he "keled" over, this means he fell, look it up if you dont beleeve me its truthfull! Um, "keeled" refers specifically to falling when one is already on the ground. But the furry dude was (I'm assuming) flying. F for effort!

Suddenly there was a sad sqwak and all teh other steel porkupin birds keled over to. But Jason was sad?! He was? I didn't know, this story has such confusing prose and so little continuity.

"Wtf Jason we have compeleted the "task" I said

Tears fell from jasons eyes "Fluttershy is a frend to all things that live, she is saddened with me for killing" Honestly, the Cult of the Fluttershy doesn't sound so bad compared to the total psychos gods usually are.

I shook my head is sorrow, I knew this dark truht must be shared now "Jason Fluttershys not real shes just an actress" Wait... did Jason not know this?!

"NOOOOOOOOOO" OMG, he really didn't! said Jason all mutely "She is real I have seen her move an talk like a real horse, how is this possble" Jason, you moron. It's a cartoon!

"It is teh power of the tv cameras" There aren't even cameras! It's not live action! Wait. Does xxMoonlitexx think My Little Pony is live action?! I explaned, now I realized that Jason was just a stupid prep poser and that Hera the evil bitch had been cloudin my eye of wisdom! How dare he be a pacifist! You are such a f***ing bitch. "omg I cant beleeve I liked you your totaly youseless, scum on teh pond of life" Jason's ten times the demigod you'll ever be, tu malus nequamque! I jumped on the motercycle an drove away with brake in my heart. Hey! That's his motorcycle! Quit stealing from people! Also: didn't that thing blow up a chapter ago? Or was it one of those cheap CGI explosions that barely look real and don't actually harm anything?

"um this is my motercycle" said Jason for he was stupid an confussed. Seriously, Flavia, what the hell?! Why have you suddenly turned evil? -er.

"no it fukin isnt" I said. It has Fluttershy on it. It is most definitely his!

"But were quested companies" Said Jason all sad.

"Omg James I dont like you so go an do a draceena" I snerked widfully. YOU GO DO A DRACEENA, XXMOONLITEXX!

Wait a minute... who is "James"?


Hmm... methinks this sudden Jason-bashing is a bit more complex than simple Blondism. Who is James? A friend? An ex? A victim? Something else entirely? It's a mystery!