List of oneshots part 3
chapter 54
Neo and Roman get their own servants
Series: RWBY and Fate Stay
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Last time on Fate-RWBY…..well you get the picture, but now for an intrude!
-Vale, a old building in the slums-
In the poorest part of Vale, we find the hidden location of its criminal organization within its basement. Numerous men and women were going about carrying Dust crates.
All the while, the leader of the criminal was busy looking over the plans for a massive invasion, which he was ok with except for one thing.
"That bitch is really pushing her luck, putting me in the position of lackey. Really, I've been around the block before her chest even developed, am I right Neo?"
Said girl nodded while making sure the crates were in the right spots.
"If I ever see her nodding me around like that, bam! A shot to the head, all perfectly clean and with no witnesses." Roman smirked. "And then we'll see who's the criminal mastermind here!"
Neo silently chuckled before a knock at the door was heard and a lackey walked in with two large boxes.
"Boss. You two got mail." He said while putting them down.
Neo blinked at that and cocked her head to the side.
"You read my mind, who'd send me mail here? Sounds fishy to me."
"It had no return address." He said. "And all it says was your names and Objects from the Old Order."
Roman blinked while recalling from rumors that there are artifacts from before the Grimm existed and that they were worth a kingdom in cash if sold in the auction house. "Hmm, now I'm interested. Go ahead and open it while me and Neo take a few steps back."
He nodded before surprising them by breaking the lids with one hand chop.
CRACK!
Only to break his hand in the process.
"YEOW!"
"Well, seems it's not booby trap, good job."
"Ow…" he groaned in pain. "Thanks...boss…"
Neo smirked at his pain.
"You can go now."
He walked away in pain while Neo walked over and looked into one of the crates.
Only to see a small rock pick with notable dents in the iron and some rust on the hilt.
"What is this piece of junk?"
Neo looked in and saw a piece of paper saying 'Ma Ann, year 1842 AD of our Lord Christ.' She then showed it to Roman while he noted it was faded slightly.
"Huh, AD. Not AG, interesting but not by much." he tossed it aside. "But it's still a piece of junk, toss it out."
Neo blinked before picking it up again as Roman looked into the second box and saw a long oak walking cane with a golden lion's head on the top.
He picked it up and looked it over before opening it to reveal a hidden blade made of iron. The piece of paper that was attached to it said 'To the Thief-Taker General for his service to Britain and the city of London, from his majesty George I of Great Britain. 1700 AD.' "This one though looks pretty fancy, think it'd look good with me?"
She shook her head no while playing with the rock pick with one finger. But she felt it knick her and dropped it with a frown.
"Told you." He chuckled before cutting himself with the blade by accident and right near the palm. "Yeow! Stupid blade. Let's just trash these things."
However before they could even do that, the rock pick exploded in a bright green light and the cane bursted into a dark energy that looked almost like a noose as magic circles covered the room.
Roman and Neo jumped and were caught off guard with the lights glowing brighter.
The rock pick glowed before becoming brand new again as from the light a woman with a heavy black dress that showed her small hips and went to her legs with a red trim, black shoes, with a red ribbon over her D cup chest that connected to a large yellow bonnet with white frills around her dark hair, brown eyes and a large rope bag under her right arm.
And from the cane, was a tall man with a semi bald head and dark black hair, with a black turncoat, long white pants, an unbuttoned white shirt with black buttons and gold couplings on his sleeves, a pair of brown shoe, with dark green eyes, and wearing a dark black hat who's edges were turned upwards and revealed his forehead as he held the cane in his right hand.
The woman looked around before saying. "Excuse me, but I must be off, I have some fossils to excavate."
"Hey, where am I? Who are you three schmucks?" The man said before looking at the guards and smirked. "Boys."
The guards eyes glowed slightly and stood erect.
"Give me a time, place, monarchy and criminal activity, and make it quick. I have an empire to maintain." He said with a smug look on his face.
"It's the year 2018 AG, the place is Vale of the Kingdom of Vale in the continent of Sanus, there is no monarchy at the moment and we are the criminal underworld right now." They all said at once, shocking Roman.
"Good." He smirked as the woman walked away with Neo running after her. "Now run along."
"Wow, I've never seen someone with a Semblance do that, bravo."
He looked at him. "Oh that's no semen something or bloody other. That is just a Noble Phantasm, constantly active but beneficial. Anyway, who are you, a git?"
"No, the name's Roman, Roman Torchwick at your service." he gave a slight bow. "And who might you be? Some magician with that fancy light show?"
"No." He then spat at Roman's shoes. "I am Servant Assassin, or for your goat sized brain Jonathan Wild, the Thief-Taker General of London."
Roman frowned and crossed his arms. "Never heard of you, git."
"Go lay with the family goat." He countered back before seeing the plans. "So an invasion? Such treacherous work you have."
"Of course, only the best, I'm amazed you could pick it up right away."
Wild walked towards it and mused over it. "It needs work, for one this steam contraption would work, but there are still the added complications of the royal army. And with this bloody pestilence, you need to keep not only these automatons from obtaining the pledge too early, but to also acquire the inner workings of the law into consideration."
"Yeeeah, how about you actually go ahead and use actual words instead of gibberish. I don't know what backwards part of Remnant you came from, but we do things differently here."
He turned and gave a sadistic grin. "Then I guess I have my work cut out for me." He then walked off. "Mark my words, by the end of the day, this city will have a more….competent player in its bleak line of law and crime."
That's when he saw an explosion go off near him and turned his head to see Roman's cane aimed at him.
"Sorry buddy, but that won't be happening. Now, why don't you answer my questions, or the next one goes right on that bald spot of yours."
He shook his head before hitting his cane down and caused the guards to run in. "Boys, show this git why I'm the Thief-Taker General. And make sure he gets the bloody point."
"Yes boss." They said before firing at Roman while Wild walked away with a hearty laugh.
Roman rolled away and fired back with a frown. 'He's going to regret that.'
(With Neo)
She ran through the streets while the woman was looking around for something.
"No, no no no." She muttered. "None of these are sedimentary deposits."
Neo was confused and tried tapping her on the shoulder.
She turned. "Oh, hello little one. Do you know where the best sedimentary deposit is? I will split the money with you after I find out that I can sell to the market, sounds ok little one?"
Neo blinked before seeing the woman walking away. She rubbed her head confused before following.
(A few miles away from the city)
She blinked before seeing the woman walking up a cliff side and hitting and turning over some rocks with her rock pick. All with no regard to her life or to the implications that she was over a few meters from the ground. 'What is she doing?'
"No, no no no. These aren't fossils, they're just rocks with crystals on them." She said while throwing away some very important looking Dust crystals.
Neo ran over and grabbed the crystals while raising an eyebrow.
She then found a small rock with a curved shell in it. "An ammonite, that's one for my collection." She then put it in her bag while her bag glowed slightly as the woman kept on looking for more fossils.
Neo walked over and tapped her again.
She turned. "Yes child?"
She held up a note. 'What are you looking for?'
"Oh a mute." She muttered. "Well I am looking for fossils to sell. The bigger and unknown the better the price will be."
'Dust crystals sell better.'
"Not in the mind of the scientific community." She said before showing her a fossil with a strange texture to it. "Tell me, what do you think that is?"
'...a rock?'
"No. This is a coprolite." She said before going back to work. "Or fossilized dung."
'Gross.'
She looked at the rocks before saying. "Where are my manners, my name is Servant Caster, or by my original name, Mary Anning. Fossil collector, dealer of said fossils and paleontologist on the side."
'I'm Neo.'
"Neo, I will remembers that." She said while putting another fossil into her bag.
(With Roman)
He grumbled while putting the last bullet into the guard as he cursed at his bad luck. "That bastard will get what's coming to him."
As he walked out of the room, he noticed the tv was on with something odd going on.
"In other news, the new chief of police, Jonathan Wild, will be starting a crusade on the rising crime rate. For as he said in an interview earlier today, 'It is better to keep the streets clean of the stench of foul rats, then to watch this fair city lose itself to the criminal underbelly'. And now with the weathe-"
BANG!
And cute the tv getting hit with a blast from Roman's cane.
"I don't know how he got to that position so fast, but now he just became number one on my list." He said while storming out of the building, only to notice that there was a few of his men, dead on the ground with rope burns around their necks. "And I'll be taking a limb for every one of my men he killed."
(Later)
He walked down the street while noticing that there was less pickpockets today and very few police around too. 'Huh, for a loony he's not doing so well with the whole police thing.'
He then got a message on his Scroll and saw an article where this bastard was stopping crimes before they could even start it. That and someone is rising up the underworld hierarchy and no one knows who it is. "Hmm, clever little fool. With no crime going on in broad daylight, the nastiest and krooked of criminals would try to go to the blackmarket. I'd bet my hat he's the one in charge of that too."
As he smirked he saw another message on his Scroll that read in a somewhat messy text 'Git, cooome two the easy side, I have sooome nude bloaks for young invasion. JW'.
"This guy has no idea what he's doing." He muttered.
(With Neo)
She looked as Mary finished finding lots of fossils, including several large ones that looked bizarre and unusual, and placed them into her bag.
"That would be enough for today." She said while walking back down the cliff side. "Now let us take a rest while I record my findings into my journal. Alright child?"
'If you say so, but I'm curious about something.'
"And what would that be?"
'Where did you come from?! You just appeared in a flash!'
"Oh, I am a Servant that came from the Throne if Heroes, although I never had such a life. I dedicated my life to discover the lost world before the dawn of civilization." She said while taking a red journal out along with a quill pen and some ink. "As for why I came here, perhaps it's a Holy Grail War, though I wouldn't survive long if given the chance."
Neo looked completely lost.
"It is a long story, but for now." She said while writing in the journal. "I have records to keep."
'She is weird, and I have seen some crazies in my line of work.'
(With Roman)
-East side of Vale-
Roman looked as he saw a very tall building with a few workers changing the name from Dragon Keep to Wild Investigations all in pure gold at that. 'This should be the spot.'
"The boss is expecting you." Said a guy in a police uniform, but with a black overcoat with a double cross logo on the left shoulder.
"Then lead me to him."
He walked through the door while saying. "While the boss sees you as a git, you are an asshole in my eyes."
"Yeah yeah, just show me the guy before I get stir crazy." He said while getting into an elevator.
(On the one hundredth floor)
Beep.
The doors opened the reveal a room with several priceless artifacts, large crystals pedestals, and a desk made of pure ebony as his ebony oak chair was closer to the large window overlooking the city.
"Boss, he's here."
"Excellent." Wild said from his chair. "Now go back to your post before I see fit to 'demote' you on the bloody spot."
"Yes boss."
Roman waited till the man was out and raised an eyebrow. "My guess was right. Tell me, how did you get so high up in the food chain in less than an hour?"
"Simple." He smirked. "My Noble Phantasm combined with my skills, Thief-Taker and Double Cross, made perfect work of the bloody imbeciles of this city. However my special one is Web of Corruption."
"And let me guess, it makes you a double crosser."
"Yes, but only in the shadows." He frowned. "Yet, you are wondering why I brought you here you goat testicled git?"
"If you can't be bothered to use my name, you'll make yourself sound like a meager pickpocket without class, oops, too late."
"You are not wrong, in my youth I pickpocketed, had sex with prostitutes, and when the island was under no 'police force' I had the prospect to, in my time in jail, capture the bumbling fools to pay back my debt to those sinful guards." He smirked. "And as I rose in power, I became the Thief-Taker General. All for the racketeering of stolen goods and the organization of the underground and the law itself to fill my pockets. All in the span of a few years of getting shot, stabbed and beaten by the criminals I 'took in'."
"Well buster, that was in the past, now there's a new king of crime around, and you're looking at him."
"Yet all I see is a greenthorn, a weak one that could not even survive a simple attack from a bunch of brats with fancy weapons." He frowned. "And in an automaton to boot."
Roman frowned hearing that. "How-"
"I textacted confessions from those criminals you were so depended on along with the police who gave me direct information from a kingdom called Atlas. Fine name, but too cold for my tastes."
"Well I needed time to really adjust to that paladin. Point is, what are you planning now? For that matter, why bring me here in the first place?"
He shook his head before pointing at a mark at Roman's neck, which was in the shape of an x. "Because under the Holy Grail War, a war I personally don't care about except for the wish it grants, I am to 'help' the master. Albeit you are still a goat sucking git in my eyes."
"Did you kiss your mother with that mouth, or did you use it to suck someone's cock in prison?" Roman threw back with a smirk. "Or did your mom teach you how?"
"Bah, I was not into mollys." He spat out before getting to his feet. "But I have some gifts for you. Follow me to the basement."
"Nice try, I don't need a 'gift', especially one in the back of the head."
Wild rolled his eyes before walking to the elevator. "I am not in the mood to use my skill on you, but choose to ignore me, I will make you jump off the building with your castrated cow udder in your blooming mouth."
"Fine fine, I'll play, for now."
(At the basement)
Bing.
The doors opened as Wild walked out and smirked. "Take a look my git of a master."
He looked and saw to his shock ten thousand Atlesian Paladin-290's line up in rows in the large space in front of him.
"This is the labor of my work, to give you an army to better improve your invasion of this city. All expenses paid of course." He said with a grin.
"Wait….you're going to give me….all of these?" he crossed his arms and stared at him. "Alright, what's the catch?"
"You have a sharp eye." He said. "The catch is that you become my apprentice in my trade and to win the Holy Grail War. Nothing more, nothing less."
Roman raised an eyebrow. "And that is?"
He chuckled. "It's a long story."
(With Neo)
Mary walked back into town while Neo was walking besides her, still in shock about the information she just received earlier. "Now where is the nearest shop?"
'O...Over there.'
She smiled while patting her head. "You are a good girl, and you deserve some candy later."
Neo shook her head as Mary walked into a shop and rang the bell.
"Hello, is there anyone here?" She asked while a faunus with bison horns walked from the back. "Oh my. Did you….have a deformity?"
"No, why?"
"Just asking. Because you have horn growths on your head." She said. "Did you somehow get an illness to acquire that?"
"Again, no."
She nodded before putting the fossils on the table. "How much for these fossils? They are from a sedimentary deposit outside this city's borders."
He looked at them before saying. "Fifty Liens per fossil."
"...liens? Not pounds?"
"No, liens."
She looked very confused before looking at his sides and then her rock pick. "Well I guess I could convert the liens to pounds by doing a bloody exchange."
He looked confused before seeing her raising the rock pick up.
"Now hold still, I'm not a surgeon so it might hurt a lot." She said while Neo was a little surprised at the brutal method.
"Hey what are you doing? Put that down!"
She moved closer to him. "Just give me your pounds and I will leave."
"Ah! Get away!" He screamed while running out of the store, leaving the cash register open for Neo to take.
"...sigh. Maybe I should have taken these lien instead?" Mary said before seeing Neo taking the cash. "Hey! What are you bloody doing?!"
'Getting the money, what does it look like?'
"By stealing?!" She frowned while the fossils on the table turned into gold coins. "Young lady, stealing is wrong! Especially from a store!"
'What do you think me and Roman do for a living?'
She frowned before grabbing her and started to spank her with the end of her rock pick. "Bad girl! No candy for you!"
(A few spanks later)
Neo rubbed her butt while looking very annoyed.
"I hope I don't have to do this again." She said while walking out of the store, after also taking the gold coins from the table.
'What's the big idea? Like you're a saint when you tried attacking that guy with your pick.'
"I thought he had pounds on him. It was an attempt to scare him."
'What ARE pounds?'
"The currency of Britain." She said before seeing a mob of fauni, including ones that Neo recognized as White Fang members. "What's this all about gentlemen?"
"You've got some nerve trying to attack one of our pals, so we're here to lay down some ground rules."
"And that would be?" She asked confused. "And are you all….deformed? I have never seen a person with horns outside the circus and fossils."
'Wrong thing to say.' remarked Neo before the members pulled out rifles making her pale. 'Hey wait! I'm not with this woman!'
"Don't care!"
"No one's going to call us deformed!"
"And I will show you who's the top dog here!"
Mary blinked before her bag glowed and she nodded. "Looks like those fossils rejuvenize my abilities."
"What are-" one said before a squid like creature with a curled shell appeared from the woman's bag and sprayed ink at them. "GAH! MY EYES!"
"Skill activated: Fossil Familiar one, Ammonite." Mary said before several large squids with a pointed tip appeared from the bag. "Fossil Familiar two, Belemnites."
Neo saw the squids flying at them like bullets and impaled them in the legs. 'Oooh, that's gotta hurt.'
"AHHH!"
Mary looked at the group before a large dolphin like creature with a fish like tail, sharp teeth and large eyes appeared from the bag along with another one with a bigger frame. "Fossil Familiar three and four, Ichthyosaurus and Temnodontosaurus Platyodon."
The creatures jumped into the ground like it was water before hitting them with their tails several times.
"Ow!" One guy cried out while losing his teeth.
"Shoot them! Shoot them!"
Neo saw them getting ready to fire before seeing a large sea like creature with a long neck and flat pointed teeth with a long tail appear from the bag and hit them right to a wall.
"Fossil Familiar seven, Plesiosaurus macrocephalus." Mary said before pulling out a familiar fossil from the bag. "Fossil Familiar nine, coprolites."
The fauni groaned before seeing her throwing the rocks, only for them to become a semi solid and hit them right in the face.
"Child, let's go now." She said while running off in the other direction as the fauni slowly sniffed the gunk in their eyes.
"YUCK!"
"ITS POOP!"
"EW! GET IT OFF ME!"
(Later)
'How many fossils can you carry in that thing?'
"Nine, I could only find so much fossils of different variations on the shores of my home town. But it is better than getting shot at." She said while Neo was a little surprised.
BANG!
A large blast of bullets hit the wall next to them while both turned to see a White Fang member in a broken down Atlesian Paladin-290, one that Neo recognized as the one Roman used.
"Hold it right there humans!"
'Oh no, we gotta run!'
BANG!
More bullets were fired as one hit Neo in the leg.
"Don't move! Or I'll end you right now!"
'OW!'
Mary looked at Neo with concern before seeing her bag glowing brighter as she pulled out her journal. "Child, will you trust me on this?"
She groaned as a small tattoo of a ammonite appeared on her arm.
"I SAID DON'T MOVE YOU DIRTY HUMAN!"
'Just do something! I don't care what!'
She nodded before opening the book as the pages started to fly out and caused a strange barrier to appear over them. "Through the rocks of Earth, a time long lost now revealed: Noble Phantasm- Tomus Breviarium abhistoria." (Tome of Geological History)
The faunus blinked before seeing the world changing into a primeval world with thick jungles, a large active volcano in the distance, and a large ocean right next to the mech.
Neo was completely shocked before seeing strange flying creatures with no hair and large tails and wings flying at the mech, either being the size of the mech's fingers or dwarfing it in size.
"Rai!"
"Rai!"
"Rai!"
"Hey, what's going on? Where am I?" He said before seeing a massive creature with two crests on its head, long three clawed hands and massive teeth charging at it and ripped the mech's arms away with its jaw.
"ROAR!" It cried out before tackling it into the water.
"Now to conclude." Mary said as a massive sea monster, much larger than a whale, with sharp teeth and a jaw the size of a airship, rose from the water and chomped down on the mech.
CRASH!
CRUNCH!
"AHHHHH!"
The area slowly turned back into pages as they returned to the journal, leaving only the two ladies and the now mangled faunus crushed and desperately breathing in the destroyed mech.
"There, I think that should wrap up the problem." She said while putting the journal away and picked up Neo like a child. "Now, to get some medical help. Hopefully it is not amputation for this serious wound."
'I'll live, just need the bullet pulled out.'
"Then let us go and get you some help." She said while walking away. "But I have to say one thing, you were a good girl not screaming in pain."
'I'm not a child.'
"Well you are in my eyes." She said with a smile while Neo lightly blushed.
(With Roman)
Wild walked down the street while Roman was following behind him, still surprised about the details he got earlier, and trying to figure out why this guy was heading to the red district.
'Is he hoping for some quick fun?'
He walked towards a brothel before pulling out a man with a eyepatch. "Tom the Eye Patch Bill I presume?"
He paled. "O-Oh boss, um….you want something?"
"Yes actually." He smirked. "I have heard that you and your little rag tag members of sewer rats have...might I say, cheated me of some valuables during this afternoon's heist on the Bank of Vale. And I'm here to see if those rumors were falsified."
"W-Wait boss! I swear it's not true!"
He pushed him into the brothel and hit his cane with the palm of his hand as Roman walked into the establishment. "Don't toy with me you ungrateful git! I brought you and these hapless rats into my budding empire and what have you up and done? Bloody steal from my coffers!"
WACK!
"GAH!" He cried out while getting hit on the head with the gold lion's head, multiple times.
"I should turn you over to the police for this! You are nothing but a goat sucking git parasite!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry boss!"
He frowned before noticing the others in the brothel getting very pissed off. He then kicked the man in the face. "If any of you blokes want to take me on, follow me outside you bloody bastards and molly's!"
'This guy is either dumb or playing these fools like a violin.' Roman thought.
Anyone inside went quiet and averted their gaze.
"Well?" He looked at them while tapping his cane on the ground. "No one has the ball sack to face me? No one at all?"
No one spoke up.
He frowned before suddenly bashing the guy's head in and then pointed at them. "If no one is willing, then I will force you." His eyes glowed as the people got up and stood erect. "Get outside and fight you gits."
"What are you doing?" whispered Roman.
"Just come and see you goat sucking molly." He frowned before walking out along with the patriots in the brothel.
"Stow it cueball."
(Outside)
Wild turned to them and smirked. "Now, the first one to hit me will get scott free. The others, well, you won't live to see another woman's womanhood."
One guy raced towards him with a fist, only to get his hand cut off by the hidden blade cane. "AHHH!"
"Sorry chap. Better luck next time." He smirked evilly.
The man fell back while holding his bleeding stump.
Wild saw the others racing towards him before cutting their arms, legs and genitals off with some ease while also dodging some strikes from behind. "You lot are nothing but school boys, pathetic gits."
PUNCH!
He felt a hard fist to the ribs as said ribs broke on contact. "Was that a tickle?"
"How? That was-"
"Trust me, I had worse." He said before kicking the guy away. "Now git, you are scott free as promised."
"T-Thank you sir, ow." He said while running off, only to get shot by Roman's cane in the back of the head.
"Yet I never said you were free of my apprentice." He laughed sadistically before looking at the others. "As for you lot, I'm sorry to say I have to kill you in one masterful stroke."
"What?! But we did as you asked!"
"Yes and I said what I said. But," he grinned. "I don't give a bloody damn about you sorry gits."
They gulped before seeing Wild slamming the cane into the ground as something rose from the ground.
"The fine line of good and evil are mine to control, those who fail in my empire shall fall. Noble Phantasm: Great General of the Crooked Law!" He cackled while a giant monster with one half being completely made of gemstones, necklaces, paper and coin money, and various other trinkets, the other half made of both the decayed bodies of humans, both long dead and still fresh, with long hangman nooses going through the bones to make a long arm. Its head was that of a skull decorated by both iron and emeralds as Wild stood on a ebony chain on its head.
"Damn, that'll give nightmares." remarked Roman.
The construct's noose arm suddenly sprang to life as the men began to get hung up like cadavers, their bodies and cash getting drained away until they were part of the constructs body.
"This is my magnum opus, the power of the law in my hands." Wild cackled before the construct started to decay and vanish back into the earth as the servant jumped onto the ground. "Seems it still needs some mana to keep it stable. My work never ends it seems."
"You could scare the shit out of people who saw that. I'll keep that in mind next time I see that annoying little red."
"Oh that girl." He said. "My intel told me that she is having issues right now, something about a massive thunderstorm hitting the area."
"And?"
"In my line of work, either this is a work of god, or the Servants of this war have already been mobilizing. Meaning my git of an apprentice, you have your work cut out for you as well." He smirked.
"So the wars already on? Sounds like we'll have to get our own army up and running if we're going to get that cup."
"Grail, you git." He said while walking away. "Now let us get your possessions, you are moving to my base of operations."
"Grail, cup, details my bald best friend, either way we'll get it. Just try not to get in my way."
Wild rolled his eyes.
(Back at the original base)
Roman looked at the base while noticing that Neo's leg was in a cast while the woman from earlier was writing in a red journal. "What happened to you?"
'I got shot by some fauni and White Fang members.' She pulled out a note.
"Oh really now? Seems Adam might need to try and reign in his men, especially for what's to come." he smirked.
"Yes." Mary said while looking up and saw Wild before frowning. "Jonathan Wild, the great corrupter, you have some nerve coming back as a Servant."
"And you are?" He yawned.
"Mary Anning, a citizen of British and paleontologist and fossil collector."
"Never heard of you." He rolled his eyes. "And do something useful and go get some ninny at the brothels."
"Why I never!"
"Wow Neo, real winner here." joked Roman.
'She summoned fossils, in the flesh. What can he do? Make people bald?'
"Care for a demonstration ya little tart?"
"Relax now, she's on my side, so watch it." he frowned. "The important thing is we have two special people here who are going to help us get a fancy cup that'll make it all the worth while."
"Grail." Both deadpanned.
"Like I said, same thing."
Wild shook his head. "You git, you realize that perhaps the one that 'gave' you the plans for 'Fall's' invasion plan might have a bloody Servant too? Ever realized that?"
Roman blinked before slowly thinking of Cinder having a Servant as well. "Perhaps, but that'll just work in our favor."
'How so?' Neo 'asked'. 'She can burn your ass.'
"Trust me, with my natural charms and silver tongue, she'll have to join us. And if you say one word cueball I'll rip that cane from your hand."
"What charm?" Wild smirked. "And if you do that, well you will get Double Crossed."
"For now, we wait things out and see who has a Servant and who will be a problem. Neo, can this lady fight?"
She nodded slightly while pointing to Mary's bag.
"I see, lady a demonstration if you will."
She sighed before a small winged lizard with a curved head with thin teeth and a long tail appeared from the bag. "Fossil Familiar eight, Pterodactylus macronyx."
"Rar." It said while cleaning under its wing.
"Wow, big bird." remarked Roman. "That'll work."
"It is a pterosaur, and it will be our eyes and ears." Mary said while the creature flew away, and unbeknownst to everyone got sucked into a purple portal with tentacles in it. "And I am only doing it for the child, not you or that criminal."
"Keep yacking tart."
"Keep that up and I might put this rock pick through your eyeball you bloody beast."
"I'd like to see you try."
Neo looked at Roman before 'saying'. 'Personally I think we might get killed before we have a chance to muster an army. That and you look ready to blow his head off.'
"Like you wouldn't believe."
She shrugged at that.
(Omake)
A chibi Abigail appeared on screen. "It's Abby Time! And today it's Mary Anning and the mean old Jonathan Wild!"
A chibi Saint Olga appeared next to her. "Yes for the first one, she is a heretic that believes in evolution. She can use Golden Rule (Fossil) to store mana from the fossils she acquired and gets money from it while Fossil Familiar allows her to summon those unholy beasts she obtain to defend herself. And her Noble Phantasm sends the idiots into a hellish realm from before Adam came to existence, blasphemous bitch."
"And the meany Wild has the Thief-Taker ability, which captures evil people, Double Cross, which kills anyone including the master, and Web of Corruption, which becomes nulled if discovered." Abigail said. "And his Noble Phantasms Thief-Taker General can control anyone and can be nulled by the Double Cross skill while Great General of the Crooked Law is both indestructible and destructible, so it's no match for god!"
A chibi Wild and Mary appeared, looked slightly cross.
"So I'm blasphemous?" Mary said while falsely smiling at Saint Olga.
"You have some gall brat." Wild frowned.
Abigail gulped while Saint Olga started to catch on fire.
"HERETICS AND CRIMINALS SHALL BURN!" She yelled as the area caught on fire.
"Ahhh! This is another Abby Time! Please come and watch the next episode, later bye! AHHH!" Abigail screamed as the screen cut to black.
