A/N: So like, we like to mix universes when we're not being serious. This one is also written by Jacky which she has let me put in this Collection :D.


It was a normal evening and Kurt and Blaine were snuggled on the couch together, watching some musical Blaine had brought over with him.

"When does this get funny?" Kurt asked with a slight pout.

"When Lupin comes in," Blaine replied, distracted.

Kurt nodded, happy to just relax against Blaine's well-toned chest. The popcorn bowl was empty and Kurt decided he needed to stretch his ever growing legs. The popcorn bag was shoved onto the stove and the element turned on. Kurt stood, staring into oblivion, thinking about many things and yet nothing. The lights overhead flickered a few times, he frowned then yelped his surprise when they went out entirely.

"WAIT! NO! UMBRIDGE COME BACK!" Blaine shouted from the couch.

Kurt raised a perfectly landscaped eyebrow at him that he couldn't see, because it was pitch black. The moon, it had seemed, was not there to lighten the world.

"Stay there, I'm going to get a torch." Kurt said from the hall.

He heard a faint reply that sounded like "yeah okay". However, when Kurt came back down the hallway he collided with something solid that made a grunting noise as they both fell to the ground. He was lying on top of someone and he had no idea who it was.

"Uhm, Kurt? Do you think you could get your knee out of my crotch?" Blaine rasped from underneath him.

"Oh my goodness! So sorry!" He did as was asked, but the only way to not get yet another knee in Blaine's crotch was to straddle him.

"Well, not exactly what I intended, but this is nice." Blaine's hands moved to either side of Kurt's hips.

Kurt felt the moment needed something extra, just groping in the dark was no fun, he leant down to place kiss on Blaine's lips but got the corner of his mouth, it was dark after all. Instead of simply kissing the man beneath him, Kurt decided he was going to have some . . . fun.

He nipped at the lip gingerly with the bare edges of his teeth, working his way down to the neck, brushing his lips ever so lightly across the newly tender skin. The collar bone was a tender spot for Blaine and Kurt knew it too, lapping at it drew a gasp from the growing man beneath him, blowing softly on the newly wet skin was not helping Blaine's self-control.

"Kurt...please...stop" Was what was meant to be said.

But all that came out was "Kurt...please don't...stop" and he didn't.

Licking at the hollow on his neck was driving him mad, and then the way Kurt's lips made the tender skin shiver was making him incredibly hard. Kurt must have felt it because he moved back up to Blaine's lips. Gently, at first, with tender kisses aimed to tease and torment then they became more impatient, deeper and insistent.

"Works two ways, you know?" Blaine said as his thumbs started to work circles into inside of Kurt's hips.

Kurt pulled away to gasp and reach a hand up to Blaine's hair, to tug at it like he knew the dark brunette liked. Blaine gasped and jumped making his hands buck Kurt's hips forward, they both gasped in unison. They were both panting hard, trying to regain some level of themselves when the cock blocking lights came on.

They looked each other in the eye, the moment gone. The darkness had given them courage, the light had broken the spell.

"You are beautiful." Blaine said, looking into the desire ridden green-bluey-grey eyes of the man on top of him. Kurt leaned down to kiss Blaine quite heavily then leant back, still straddling his gorgeous brunette.

"And you're the sexiest thing I've ever laid eyes upon."


A/N: Okay. This should hopefully make up for that dreadful chapter. I'll post another in a week, after exams and just before Math Camp...