I'm-a thinking that I'm-a going to, in 49, have Milky narrate this instead of just show up at random times, and then I'm going to have the characters get fed up with her, tear down the fourth wall, and then feed her to a giant—wait… I shouldn't have stayed up all night watching the 1989 Into The Woods on YouTube. Yeah, probably was a stupid idea. Anyway… wrote a Solangelo one-shot. Go read it or whatever, I don't really care.
By the way, Thalico (Black) won the poll with 6, so Thalico is Meme 51. These were what they were in order of votes. Did you guys guess right? Assuming you remember.
Black-Thalico
Sea Green-Percico
Red-Reynabeth
Grey-Percabeth
Violet-Frazel
Blue-Jasper
Maroon-Reynico
Sky Blue-Person
Orange-Caleo
Green-Valdangelo
Lime Green-Jasico
Cinnamon -Lazel
Yellow-Solangelo
Pink-Pipabeth
Brown-ClarisseXChris
Olive Green-Tratie
48. (Reyna), (Nico), and (Luke) get snowed in while at a cabin in the mountains. They have one twin bed, two blankets, a few bottles of water, and a little bit of beef jerky. Who gets what? Who suffers the most while they wait out the storm?
Setting: The Blood of Olympus
AU: Yes. And a VERY-OOC Nico, because why not.
Pairings: Reynico(Because I don't have any Reynico yet so why not.)
The daughter of Bellona wasn't sure exactly how this had happened. It sounded implausible, bordering impossible. One second she was on a quest with her new best friend—and secret crush—Nico, and then they ended up in a cabin in the Appalachian Mountains with snow blowing in every direction. They were snowed in.
Nico sighed. "I wish I could shadow travel us out of here, but—"
"Please don't." Reyna interjected. The last time he tried, he almost killed himself.
"But Will, Hazel, Jason, Annabeth, and Percy would probably all take turns killing me, so I'm not going to."
Reyna rolled her black eyes. "You forgot me, Death Breath. If you ever died on me then I would bring you back only to kill you again."
Nico blushed.
There was another person in the cabin. They were so bundled up in coats that Nico wasn't even sure who they were. Well, until they turned around.
"Luke?"
"Luke's not here right now. May I take a message?"
The son of Hermes probably thought that he was oh so clever.
"Hey, Luke, you bastard." Nico said. "Turn the fuck around, asshole!"
Reyna looked shocked.
Luke turned around as glared. "I already saved Olympus! What else do I need to do to get you people to love me?"
"Erase yourself from humanity's memory, die again, go to Tartarus, be eaten by monsters, regurgitated… and that still won't be enough, asshat shitstick!"
"Geez, Nico." Reyna said. "What's gotten into you?"
"This douchenugget, that's who! Reyna, you bitch let go of me! Why do you hate me so much? Let me have a go at this shitbucket." Nico continued to yell expletives at a shocked Luke while Reyna attempted to restrain him.
Finally, Luke decided to shut him up by slapping him across the face. Somehow this worked. "Why did you just hit me?" Nico started to cry like a baby. Luke and Reyna sighed. This was going to be a long night.
After getting Nico to shut up, the trio looked around the cabin to figure out what they could use to stay warm. Annoyed, Reyna walked over to the bed. "There's only enough room for one person, and all we have is the blanket on the bed and Nico's."
Luke wondered over to his bag. "I have some water and beef jerky!"
"That's not going to help us, bitchface!"
"Shut up, death breath!"
"Thief Bunny!"
"What kind of a nickname is that?"
"An awesome one, dammit!"
"Hey, only I can call my Nico Death Breath!"
"Did… you just call me your Nico? Reyna…?"
"Shut up, Nico! This doesn't concern you! Let the grown-ups talk!" Reyna blushed.
"I'm older than both of you combined!"
"Whatever."
"Luke's still a douchebag."
"This again! Let it go, Nico!"
And then Nico started singing Let It Go. "Nico says no! Nico says no! Nico don't care what you think! This song's so old, this song's so old! I can't really sing! Arsinoë really needs new jokes! Let the words drag on! I hate this chapter anyway!"
"Dang it!" A disembodied female voice said. "I was really hoping NOT to break the fourth wall this time! Thanks a lot Nico! Go screw yourself!"
"#Nicosaysno!"
"#MILKYSAYSYES!"
#NicosaysFUCKNOYOUSTUPIDBITCH!" A giant floating middle finger started flying about the room.
Reyna and Luke had no idea what just happened, but deciding to go with it, Reyna turned to Luke. "So how are we going to do this?"
"Nico says no!"
"Shut up! You're not making any sense!"
"You don't make any sense." After a little bit, Nico, finally said. "Luke gets the beef jerky. Me and Reyna get everything else."
"Wait!" Luke complained. "That's not fair. Besides, the water is mine!"
"Yes, it is!" Nico argued. "You suck so you don't get anything. Reyna is cute so she gets the bed and one of the blankets. Since I'm cuter than her I get all the water and the other blanket." His blanket was a Dora the Explorer one, and he cherished it. Nico loves Dora. And Elmo. Elmo talks in the third person! It's so cute. Dora reminded Nico of Reyna, who was also so cute!
Luke glared. "Why do you hate me so much?"
"You're a loser. I hate losers."
Luke sighed. "Oh, Nico."
"That's my name, don't wear it out." Nico snapped. Luke glared at Nico, who returned the favor. Reyna sighed, Boys were so immature.
Nico lied down on the ground next to bed holding his Dora blanket. He proceeded to fall asleep while sucking his thumb.
Reyna took out her phone and took pictures of him, going on about how he was so cute.
"Wait!" Luke said. "You can call someone with that! Why are you taking picture of Death Boy?"
"No service, dummy." The praetor replied, before going back to take pictures. Nico was so cute!
Luke sighed. Life was so hard. A random box of Klondike's appeared in front of him! YES! Forgetting his woes, he picked one up. Reyna and Nico might have been trying to fuck him over, but he was the real winner. Klondike's were beautiful!
He admired the beautiful chocolate coating, a little of the ice cream peeking through. It was mint. HIS FAVORITE!
He almost didn't want to eat it, but he was hungry. He bit into it gently, savoring the taste. He moaned and made the face that women do in all the chocolate commercials.
Want to know that best way to end a chapter?
Milky ran in. "FOOD PORN!"
Nico fell out of the bed, Luke dropped his Klondike, and Reyna fainted on top of Nico. He kissed her awake.
"Nico!:" She cried. "You awoke me from my slumber with a true love's kiss! We have to marry right away!"
"Am I invited!" Luke yelled, cradling his Klondike, tears rushing down his face for his fallen lover.
"#Nicosaysno!"
