49. Broken Phone (for Chezza456)
Note: I actually really enjoyed this one too! However, leaving all my e's out of John's texts was tricky to keep up! Sorry if one or two managed to sneak past me!
Enjoy!
Shrlock. I'v droppd my phon and now th damn button for '' won't work... - JW
The what button? ;) - SH
Shut up! It must b th scrn. Mayb th LD filtr bhind it has bn damagd. - JW
It's not that bad, John. It's only the most-used letter in the English alphabet. Your texts still make perfect sense, don't worry. - SH
Sarcasm dosn't suit you, Shrlock. - JW
You sound like you're drunk, John. - SH
At last whn I'm 'drunk' I only miss out my ''s. Not lik somon I know who gts a rathr amusing lisp. ;) - JW
Oh, shut up. You've only seen me drunk once, John. Hardly enough evidence to provide a reliable conclusion. It may well have been a fluke for all you know. - SH
And was it a fluk thn, Shrlock? ;) - JW
... - SH
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - SH
Bastard. Stop flaunting your capabilits at m. - JW
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - SH
... - JW
Look! I can even do capitals! EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe! - SH
I'll stop spaking to you if you carry on. - JW
Oh no! How ever will I cope without you spaking to me, John? ;) - SH
What's put you in such a playful mood? - JW
Your misfortune, I believe. - SH
Lovly... - JW
