Chapter 52 The List of Statements and Questions

One by one, Snape answered the following statements and questions. Some had a selection of choices. He couldn't help thinking how a few of them couldn't apply to him since he had no experience with them. Still, he answered as honestly as he could, choosing between Inaccurate, Moderately Inaccurate, Neither Inaccurate nor Accurate, Moderately Accurate or Very Accurate.

Dear gods.


Can You Find True Love Test?

1. Do not have a good imagination

2. Change my mood a lot

3. I get turned on easily when I see someone I'd really like to date

4. Start conversations

5. I am extremely responsive to the well being and comfort of people close to me.

6. Have a soft heart

7. Am not interested in other people's problems

8. Like order

9. Have a rich vocabulary

10. Sympathize with others' feelings

11. Follow a schedule

12. Have little to say

13. Don't talk a lot

14. Am full of ideas

15. Feel others' emotions

16. Emotional distance from a partner doesn't bother me

17. I have always been faithful in all my relationships

18. When it comes to emotional assistance, my door is always open.

19. Pre-nuptial agreements are unfair because everything in a relationship should be shared 50/50

20. Get chores done right away

21. I'm finished being single: I want to settle down with one person for the rest of my life.

22. Am passionate about anything I'm involved in.

23. Am not interested in abstract ideas

24. Feel comfortable around people

25. Don't mind being the center of attention

26. Have frequent mood swings

27. Nothing in life is permanent, not even love.

28. Am not really interested in others

29. Use difficult words

30. Pay attention to details

31. I get sexually stimulated when I think of being with someone who's hot.

32. It's easy for me to have confidence in people because I trust what people say.

33. Insult people

34. My idea of a partner is having a best friend that I could do everything with

35. Am interested in people

36. Love without passionate sex is simply inconceivable

37. Am the life of the party

38. I could never trust anyone 100 when it comes to love

39. Take time out for others

40. If you were given a billion dollars, you would:

41. Am quiet around strangers

42. I would always feel a strong responsibility for any partner

43. Leave my belongings around

44. My religious beliefs are based on:

45. In times of need, I would not want to depend on my partner, nor should they have to depend on me.

46. Get upset easily

47. Talk to a lot of different people at parties

48. My marital status:

49. No relationship is permanent because as we change in life we need to change partners.

50. I never fantasize about being madly in love

51. I have been madly in love before and it was magic!

52. My orientation:

53. Have a vivid imagination

54. Get stressed out easily

55. I feel awkward or ill at ease expressing myself romantically with words or actions

56. Do you exercise?

57. Feel little concern for others

58. I am really concerned about my being able to love someone for the rest of my life

59. I'm not a talker. I'm not into discussing my opinions or hearing others express theirs.

60. Sports fan?

61. Make a mess of things

62. Often feel blue

63. In a long term relationship, it's okay to have a few adventures on the side as long as you don't hurt anyone's feelings.

64. How would you describe your sense of humor?

65. Am relaxed most of the time

66. No matter how difficult a relationship could be sometimes, I would stick to it.

67. If I were in love, s/he would be my number one passion above all my hobbies and interests

68. Would you ever relocate?

69. I always keep all my promises

70. Have excellent ideas

71. Keep in the background

72. How important is religion in your life?

73. I am certain that if I were in love, it would be forever--I stick to my commitments!

74. Am inexplicably happy some of the time

75. Don't like to draw attention to myself

76. Tobacco?

77. Make people feel at ease

78. If I were in love, I would NOT want to have sex all the time.

79. I can share my most intimate secrets with someone I love

80. My highest educational degree received is:

81. It's difficult for me to give emotional support to people close to me.

82. Talkin about emotional problems never solves anything

83. When I watch a romantic movie or read a romantic book, I get all mushy and teary eyed.

84. I live:

85. Am always prepared

86. I find it hard to understand what people want from me.

87. Worry about things

88. Who would you like to find OR what would you like to do on My future plans always include being with someone I love for the rest of my life

90. Am exacting in my work

91. I am more of a reserved person

92. What kinds of pets do you have?

93. It's hard for me to get intimately close with friends and family.

94. Passion and crazy love were invented in Hollywood--I don't believe it's good for serious relationships.

95. I am so committed to finding a permanent relationship that I would give up everything I have to find one.

96. Love isn't for everyone.

97. Your Idea of a romantic evening would be:

To have an intimate dinner, followed by a Jacuzzi, and whatever happens next
Gourmet dining at the Ritz followed by The Phantom of the Opera.
Green tea, incense, candles, and a philosophical discussion on religion, politics, or love.
Front row seats at Blue Collar Comedy followed by drinking beer at a sports bar
Sipping Mai Tai's at a Tiki bar followed by a moonlit stroll along the beach

98. Often forget to put things back in their proper place

99. I like my independence, and I don't ever want to give that up

100. Am easily disturbed

101. Alcohol?

102. Spend time reflecting on things

103. If there are problems in a relationship, I would just move on.

104. I do not share extremely personal information about myself with anybody

105. How many children do you have?

106. Till death do us part describes the relationship I want

107. I value the company and love of my best friends and my immediate family

108. In times of need, I will depend 100 on my partner and they can depend 100 on me.

109. Children?

110. Get irritated easily

111. Shirk my duties

112. Have difficulty understanding abstract ideas

113. Seldom feel blue


Finally, he finished the damn test. It felt like it had taken forever.

"Now, we have to wait a few minutes for the results to be sent to my email account. Then I'll print it out and we'll go back to the worksite and go over it together," she said, smiling at the wizard.

"I can hardly wait," Snape said sarcastically.

"Neither can I," Hermione said, missing his sarcasm completely in her excitement.

At last she'd find out exactly what was to Severus Snape.


A/N: I thought I let you all see the questions on the test. Next I will put up the evaluation itself for you all to peruse, then continue the story with them going over it. Ought to be interesting. Lol. Thanks for reading.