Ichigo: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom, believe it!
Lexxa: Everyone, give a warm welcome to Storm Dryu!
Ed: …Storm Dyru?
Lexxa: Storm Dyru.
Ichigo: Storm Dyru, believe it.
Al: Storm Dyru.
Lexxa: Now that we've said her (I'm assuming here! Sorry if I get it wrong, and please correct me!) name enough, let's go onto her (again, just an assumption!) dare!
roy: sing and perform adele's "set fire to the rain" and attempt to DO set fire to the rain while riza makes a snide remark.
Roy: I FREAKING LOVE ADELE!
Riza: Nobody wanted to know that about you.
Roy: Aw…
Lexxa: Just sing.
Roy: Okay! I LET IT FALL! MY HEART! AND AS IT FELL, YOU ROSE TO CLAIM IT! –sings rest of song while snapping fingers at rain outside-
Riza: You know that it's futile. –looks outside- HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?
Everyone: -looks outside and sees that the rain was now on fire-
Lexxa: …This makes the last dare a little complicated.
Ed: What do you mean?
Lexxa: Nothing. You'll see later. Now, onto the next dare!
riza: sing and dance hatsune miku's song "world is mine" wearing a similarly slutty outfit and using that hight pitched tone, in from to EVERYONE (roy included)
Riza: …
Lexxa: Go get changed.
Riza: -goes into the Room of Changing-
Roy: -gets popcorn-
Camilla: -pecks Roy furiously-
Roy: Oh, come on! You've gotten so controlling!
Camilla: -continues to peck Roy-
Riza: -comes out in slutty outfit-
Roy: -nosebleed-
Camilla: -pecks Roy even more feverously-
Riza: …Sekai de ichi-ban ohime-sama sou iu atsukai kokoro-ete yo ne? –sings rest of song-
Roy: …What did she say?
Lexxa: I would put the translation, but I'm too lazy. The readers can look it up themselves.
Ichigo: Next, believe it!
Lexxa: Well, for this one I need Alphonse and Ichigo to come into this room with me! –drags Ichigo and Al into room-
Al: …Why?
Lexxa: Because this is a hard dare, so Ichigo and I are going to help you out a little.
Al: I'm scared now…
Ichigo: What is it, believe it?
Alphonse: Convince everybody, including edward, that you are NOT Ed's little brother.
Al: What?
Lexxa: That's why Ichigo and I are going to help you!
Ichigo: TEAMWORK, BELIEVE IT!
Lexxa: …Yeah… Let's go! –drags Al and Ichigo back out-
Ed: What was the dare?
Lexxa: He had to say he liked dogs better than cats.
Ed: Then why was he in another room?
Lexxa: Because he had to do it in front of a camera so that I could use it against him.
Roy: That's nice.
Ed: …Okay then…
Riza: So, Al, while you were gone, your brother-
Al: What brother?
Ed: Me!
Al: You're not my brother.
Ed: What? Come on, Al, you know that you're my brother!
Lexxa: …No he's not…
Ichigo: What are you talking about, believe it?
Roy: Al and Ed are brothers…
Al: No…
Lexxa: You wish he was your brother.
Ed: WE ARE BROTHERS, DAMMIT!
Ichigo: Woah there, man, believe it… Calm down, believe it…
Ed: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL AL ADMITS THAT HE'S MY BROTHER!
Al: But I'm not your brother!
Riza: …What's going on here?
Al: Ed and Roy keep on making false accusations. Like I would really be Ed's brother.
Ed: …That hurt…
Lexxa: …And?
Ed: We're brothers…
Al: NO WE'RE NOT!
Ichigo: Why do you keep saying that, believe it?
Ed: …Was it all a dream then?
Al: Must've been.
Havoc: BUT YOU'RE HIS BROTHER!
Lexxa: Why do you guys keep saying that?
Riza: I'm fairly certain that you're his brother, Al…
Al: But I'm not!
Roy: …You know, I've been getting drunk at night and it is a possibility that I dreamt all of that…
Riza: …Is it possible that all of us could have had the same dream?
Al: Apparently.
Ed: But…but…You're my brother…
Al: No I'm not.
Ed: …You're not?
Lexxa: He's not.
Ichigo: -shakes head- Believe it.
Winry: …Well then…
Lexxa: And the best actor award goes to, ALPHONSE ELRIC!
Al: -bowing- Thank you!
Ling: What just happened?
Lexxa: That was his real dare.
Ichigo: He had to make you all believe that he wasn't Ed's brother, believe it.
Ed: That was cruel, Al.
Al: I'M SORRY, BROTHER!
Lexxa: Next dare!
Edward: Let's see…I dare you to dance to "matryoshka" with mustang (cuz i just really wanna piss of mustang)
Roy: LET'S DO THIS THING!
Ed: …But I'm still hurt that Al would do that to me…
Roy: -drags Ed to stage-
Ed and Roy: -dance to Matryoshka-
Camilla: -pecks ground-
Lexxa: Now for the complicated last dare!
Everyone: If roy DOES succeed in stting fire to the rain, you all have to dance under that rain.
Roy: How is that complicated?
Lexxa: Well, not complicated so much as difficult.
Riza: LET'S GET THIS DANCE PARTY STARTED!
Ed: Wow, Riza…Way to come out of your shell…
Roy: It's the booze that I put in her soda.
Lexxa: LET'S DANCE IN THE FIRE RAIN!
Everyone: -dances in fire rain-
Ed: -catches on fire-
Lexxa: PUT HIM OUT!
Ed: -gets put out-
Lexxa: Until next time, remember that if you ever get lost, lick a puppy.
Havoc: How's that going to help?
Lexxa: …It just is…
Ed: I'm still hurt.
Al: How many times do I need to apologize?
Ed: No, I mean the burns that I got.
Lexxa: -bad joke time- YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
Roy: Camilla won't talk to me.
Riza: Sir, she's a chicken.
Roy: AND YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LIEUTENANT!
Lexxa: But Camilla's literally a chicken…
Roy: SHE CAN'T HELP WHAT SHE IS!
