Ichigo: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom, believe it!

Lexxa: Everyone, give a warm welcome to Storm Dryu!

Ed: …Storm Dyru?

Lexxa: Storm Dyru.

Ichigo: Storm Dyru, believe it.

Al: Storm Dyru.

Lexxa: Now that we've said her (I'm assuming here! Sorry if I get it wrong, and please correct me!) name enough, let's go onto her (again, just an assumption!) dare!

roy: sing and perform adele's "set fire to the rain" and attempt to DO set fire to the rain while riza makes a snide remark.

Roy: I FREAKING LOVE ADELE!

Riza: Nobody wanted to know that about you.

Roy: Aw…

Lexxa: Just sing.

Roy: Okay! I LET IT FALL! MY HEART! AND AS IT FELL, YOU ROSE TO CLAIM IT! –sings rest of song while snapping fingers at rain outside-

Riza: You know that it's futile. –looks outside- HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?

Everyone: -looks outside and sees that the rain was now on fire-

Lexxa: …This makes the last dare a little complicated.

Ed: What do you mean?

Lexxa: Nothing. You'll see later. Now, onto the next dare!

riza: sing and dance hatsune miku's song "world is mine" wearing a similarly slutty outfit and using that hight pitched tone, in from to EVERYONE (roy included)

Riza: …

Lexxa: Go get changed.

Riza: -goes into the Room of Changing-

Roy: -gets popcorn-

Camilla: -pecks Roy furiously-

Roy: Oh, come on! You've gotten so controlling!

Camilla: -continues to peck Roy-

Riza: -comes out in slutty outfit-

Roy: -nosebleed-

Camilla: -pecks Roy even more feverously-

Riza: …Sekai de ichi-ban ohime-sama sou iu atsukai kokoro-ete yo ne? –sings rest of song-

Roy: …What did she say?

Lexxa: I would put the translation, but I'm too lazy. The readers can look it up themselves.

Ichigo: Next, believe it!

Lexxa: Well, for this one I need Alphonse and Ichigo to come into this room with me! –drags Ichigo and Al into room-

Al: …Why?

Lexxa: Because this is a hard dare, so Ichigo and I are going to help you out a little.

Al: I'm scared now…

Ichigo: What is it, believe it?

Alphonse: Convince everybody, including edward, that you are NOT Ed's little brother.

Al: What?

Lexxa: That's why Ichigo and I are going to help you!

Ichigo: TEAMWORK, BELIEVE IT!

Lexxa: …Yeah… Let's go! –drags Al and Ichigo back out-

Ed: What was the dare?

Lexxa: He had to say he liked dogs better than cats.

Ed: Then why was he in another room?

Lexxa: Because he had to do it in front of a camera so that I could use it against him.

Roy: That's nice.

Ed: …Okay then…

Riza: So, Al, while you were gone, your brother-

Al: What brother?

Ed: Me!

Al: You're not my brother.

Ed: What? Come on, Al, you know that you're my brother!

Lexxa: …No he's not…

Ichigo: What are you talking about, believe it?

Roy: Al and Ed are brothers…

Al: No…

Lexxa: You wish he was your brother.

Ed: WE ARE BROTHERS, DAMMIT!

Ichigo: Woah there, man, believe it… Calm down, believe it…

Ed: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL AL ADMITS THAT HE'S MY BROTHER!

Al: But I'm not your brother!

Riza: …What's going on here?

Al: Ed and Roy keep on making false accusations. Like I would really be Ed's brother.

Ed: …That hurt…

Lexxa: …And?

Ed: We're brothers…

Al: NO WE'RE NOT!

Ichigo: Why do you keep saying that, believe it?

Ed: …Was it all a dream then?

Al: Must've been.

Havoc: BUT YOU'RE HIS BROTHER!

Lexxa: Why do you guys keep saying that?

Riza: I'm fairly certain that you're his brother, Al…

Al: But I'm not!

Roy: …You know, I've been getting drunk at night and it is a possibility that I dreamt all of that…

Riza: …Is it possible that all of us could have had the same dream?

Al: Apparently.

Ed: But…but…You're my brother…

Al: No I'm not.

Ed: …You're not?

Lexxa: He's not.

Ichigo: -shakes head- Believe it.

Winry: …Well then…

Lexxa: And the best actor award goes to, ALPHONSE ELRIC!

Al: -bowing- Thank you!

Ling: What just happened?

Lexxa: That was his real dare.

Ichigo: He had to make you all believe that he wasn't Ed's brother, believe it.

Ed: That was cruel, Al.

Al: I'M SORRY, BROTHER!

Lexxa: Next dare!

Edward: Let's see…I dare you to dance to "matryoshka" with mustang (cuz i just really wanna piss of mustang)

Roy: LET'S DO THIS THING!

Ed: …But I'm still hurt that Al would do that to me…

Roy: -drags Ed to stage-

Ed and Roy: -dance to Matryoshka-

Camilla: -pecks ground-

Lexxa: Now for the complicated last dare!

Everyone: If roy DOES succeed in stting fire to the rain, you all have to dance under that rain.

Roy: How is that complicated?

Lexxa: Well, not complicated so much as difficult.

Riza: LET'S GET THIS DANCE PARTY STARTED!

Ed: Wow, Riza…Way to come out of your shell…

Roy: It's the booze that I put in her soda.

Lexxa: LET'S DANCE IN THE FIRE RAIN!

Everyone: -dances in fire rain-

Ed: -catches on fire-

Lexxa: PUT HIM OUT!

Ed: -gets put out-

Lexxa: Until next time, remember that if you ever get lost, lick a puppy.

Havoc: How's that going to help?

Lexxa: …It just is…

Ed: I'm still hurt.

Al: How many times do I need to apologize?

Ed: No, I mean the burns that I got.

Lexxa: -bad joke time- YOU JUST GOT BURNED!

Roy: Camilla won't talk to me.

Riza: Sir, she's a chicken.

Roy: AND YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LIEUTENANT!

Lexxa: But Camilla's literally a chicken…

Roy: SHE CAN'T HELP WHAT SHE IS!