I have an exam tomorrow but it's geography so I'm really not all that concerned, probably should be but meh...
Ziggymia123 : Aw, Exams suck... i'm almost finishing mine though :/ Glad you enjoyed it :D There is more to come :D
Bad2Wolf2Mcgee: I love that line too :D It was really well written, I love the Winter/Doctor moments there always lovely :D Sure, no pressure on my behalf, but I'm looking forward to it too :)Oh and I hate you a little bit because you're free, but it does mean I can look forward to your lovely writing :D
Chapter 50
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday Night – Katy Perry
"Shut up, you can never wind me up again." Jess said, as Fawks changed into dry clothes.
"We found you in a pool wearing a tutu with 'Property of Winter' wrote across your tits." Alexis laughed.
"Yeah, yeah," Fawks grumbled, stepping into the bathroom, "Lexi, can you do your hangover cure please."
"On it." She replied.
Fawks walked out of the bathroom.
"Someone bit me." She grumbled.
"Same here." Winter said.
"Well, that answers that question." Alexis laughed. She was in the kitchen cooking , she looked a lot better than the rest of them.
"Ladies here you go, Alexis May's guaranteed 100% hangover cure." She grinned.
"Bacon, hot sauce, melon and more bacon."
"Eww." Amy said, looking at the plate in disgust.
"As disgusting as it looks and is." Fawks said, grabbing a fork. "It works, tried and tested on the streets of Vegas, went through a lot of different combinations."
"Oh," Alexis smiled, "I remember that. Tequila, plastic and grass."
"That was just stupid, why did we even try that," Fawks laughed.
"I think that's all we could find." Alexis laughed.
"Try some," Fawks said, handing a fork full to Winter. She looked in disgust at the fork and then shrugged, eating the mix of food.
"Once you get past the weird texture." She said, grabbing her own fork from the draw. "It's really not that bad."
"Huh," Jacky said, sitting back on the couch, "It really does work," She said, licking her lips. "I feel better already."
"So does anyone remember anything that happened last night?" Amy said, the last to crash down on the couch.
"I remember the first two clubs and then beyond that, nothing." Jess said.
"This is where my genius comes into play." Fawks grinned, taking the green chip from her ear and then taking the one from Winter's who was laid against her.
"These, are video chips, from Jupiter,"
"How did you get these." Alexis smiled, taking the chip out of her own ear.
"I'm a much better criminal than you are." Fawks smiled, taking the chip from Alexis and taking everyone else's in her palm. By them selves the green chips moved to slot themselves together to make a small green ring. She threw it up into the air where it hovered and began to spin.
"It's recorded everything that happened and put them together and we can see it from a third person point of view. Like watching a movie."
It projected a screen onto the wall.
"I say we sit back, and watch the mayhem." Fawks smiled, lying back comfortably and pulling Winter back against her, watching the screen and allowing her fingers to trail idly across Winter's shoulders.
"I'll explain tomorrow, don't worry about them." Was Fawks' voice as the screen came to life, showing the six women ready to go out. They each left the hotel room.
"Where we going first?" Jess asked.
"The entire planet is a club, anywhere you want." Fawks laughed, smiling down the streets as people in various stages of intoxication walking and stumbling down the street. She took Winter's hand and set about heading to the noisiest club she could find.
"Howdy." She said to the bouncer at the door who leered at each of them women before stepping back and allowing them in.
"Howdy?" Amy laughed, Fawks tipped her hat forward slightly.
"I'm wearing the hat, gives me rights to say howdy," Fawks said.
"That's the only reason you ever got that hat," Alexis said.
"You're just jealous you can't pull of this hat as well as I can." Fawks argued, pushing her way through to the bar.
"Most expensive champagne you've got." She said to the woman behind the bar, she looked up at Fawks and blinked in shock.
"Oh my god it's you," She said in awe. Winter couldn't suppress rolling her eyes, no wonder Fawks' ego was so big.
"That's me." She said with a charming smile. Even Alexis rolled her eyes as the young woman behind the bar to rush and get Fawks' order.
Fawks turned and smiled at her.
"Oh, Lexi, don't be so jealous that you're not known outside Vegas." Fawks grinned, turning back to the woman.
"Thank you Sweetie," Fawks smiled, taking the bottle and pouring six glasses.
"Here's to a week of debauchery and mayhem." Fawks grinned, holding up her glass.
"Cheers." They laughed.
The beginning of the night passed easily, drinks and conversation passing lightly,
"Come on, let's go somewhere else, I plan on getting through every club on this rock before we have to leave." Fawks smiled, nodding to the bar maid and grabbed her friends and headed out.
"Woah..." Fawks mumbled as the cold air hit her and she wobbled slightly in her heels. "Maybe I drank more than I thought." She smiled, wrapping her tail around Winter's waist and her arm over Amy's shoulder.
"Where now?"
"That one!" Jacky said, pointing forward. The second club was a bit rowdier, music louder, more people dancing, well, a very loose term of dancing, and the drinks were cheaper, not that that really mattered so much, Fawks, Jacky and Jess were armed with Torchwood Credit Cards, which provided the group with more than enough money.
The next two clubs followed in the same pattern but with the girls getting far more intoxicated as they headed out.
"Alrighty then." Fawks slurred as she stumbled out of the fourth club. "I may be a little more drunk now."
Amy tripped and Jess caught her before she fell causing hysterical laughter to ripple through them.
"Not that drunk." Alexis smiled, looping her arm around Jacky's waist and heading deeper into the town.
The girls dancing in the next club got raunchier, conversations started making a lot less sense and then Fawks suggested shots. That's when it really started going downhill.
"Come on, baby," Fawks smiled, offering a shot glass to Winter. She looked at it a little warily.
"What is it?"
"Tequila."
"No, really."
"Super Tequila." Alexis corrected downing the contents of one of the glasses.
"Just one? For me?" Fawks smiled, waving the glass in front of her. "And then you can have regular drinks the rest of the week."
Winter rolled her eyes and took it. Downing the liquid and coughing and the strong flavour.
Back in the hotel room Winter leaned back slightly to murmur to Fawks.
"Why are you always trying to get me drunk?"
Fawks laughed softly and nodded to the screen, "Watch and I'm sure you'll find out."
"Where've Winter and Fawks gone?" Amy yelled over the music to Alexis, as she paused dancing and looked around.
"Take a wild guess," Jess laughed, nodding back to the toilets. The screen split in two as one side of the screen kept to Amy, Alexis, Jess and Jacky's night. The other side followed into the bathroom which showed Fawks slammed up against one of the bathroom walls with Winter pinning her there, lip locked in a frenzy. Fawks fast forwarded through their encounter for Winter's sake.
"Thanks." She whispered.
"Your welcome, and I've got it for future records." Fawks smiled.
"Hey, skipping through all the good bits." Alexis protested.
"Get over it you filthy pervert." Fawks laughed, throwing a cushion over at her.
Playing the screen again.
"I love it when you scream." Winter giggled, kissing Fawks lazily.
"Come on, they'll notice we're gone." Fawks grinned, flattening out the wrinkles in her dress.
"Where've you two been?" Jess smirked as the two rejoined their friends.
"Shagging in the loo." Winter attempted to whisper.
"Thanks Win," Fawks laughed, finishing her drink and calling to the rest of them,
"Come on, let's get out of here."
They headed for yet another club and yet in this one they offered something a little different, not only were there rather attractive human men half naked and dancing in cages above the dance floor but if you could drink a yard glass full of a cocktail they simply called The Destroyer, then your party could get free drinks anywhere the entire night.
Alexis and Fawks immediately took up upon themselves to win the prize and beat each other. Alexis went first. It made for a great show, apparently not one person since the invention of the game had been able to do it. Nearly everyone's attention in the club had been caught as the two opposing criminals sat at the bar, a bucket had been placed by Alexis if she needed it. She did. Half way through chugging down the turquoise liquid she pulled away and puked unceremoniously into it.
"Oh," Fawks laughed. "Nice, nice of you to be bringing class into the party Lex. Another one of these please?"
Fawks was given another full one, she looked at it warily before grabbing it and chugging it down, she finished it and wobbled slightly on her chair. Before grinning and putting her arms up in a cheer, and then promptly falling off her stool.
"FREE STUFF FOR ME!" She yelled from the floor.
"That's where we went wrong." Fawks said on the couch, "Free stuff..."
"We totally went overboard." Amy laughed, watching as the group got far too many drinks than possible.
"Hotel... home, let's go..." Jacky murmured, heading out the bar, well, tripping out the bar, they drunkenly headed for out the bar and stumbled for the door, waving to the barman and all leaning on each other as they left. Stopping at a shop and buying spam, whipped cream and tutus. For no apparent reason.
"We're going the wrong way." Jess noted as themselves on the screen stumbled and wobbled in the wrong direction.
"This might explain as to why I ended up in a pool."
The group instead of going through the roads they headed through hotel gardens, jumping up over the fences, or falling over or under them. Until they ended up at the one Fawks had woken up in. Where Fawks fell over the edge of the pool,
"Ow," She giggled, rolling onto her back and yawning. "Bed time..."
The rest of them too drunk to realise they were a woman down carried on through the gardens, except for when Winter turned and realised Fawks was gone.
"Faws..." She mumbled, turning back and walking into a fence.
"Owie..." She mumbled, climbing over it and seeing Fawks lay on a lilo.
"What you doin?"
"Sleepin..." Fawks mumbled.
"I want to," Winter smiled drunkenly before straddling Fawks, who opened her eyes and smirked up at Winter.
Fawks fast forwarded through the screen again guessing what would happen, she fast forwarded through the night as Fawks had passed out on the lilo where Winter in a drunken stupor grabbed a pen from Fawks' hat and with a hysterical giggle wrote across her. Then somehow, pushed the lilo with Fawks on it into the middle of the pool and simultaneously pushing all her clothes, bar the tutu she was still wearing, into the pool. She then gathered up her own clothes and stumbled over to the dog house, where the friendly dog came out to see her.
"Hey puppy, good dog..."
"Why did you put my bra on the dog?" Fawks laughed.
"I have no idea, it seemed like a good idea at the time." Winter shrugged.
Then Winter pulled on her own clothes and crawled into the dog house.
"Well," Fawks smiled, kissing Winter's cheek as she sat up. "I say we go for lunch, what do you think girls?"
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