Dear Diary,
They haven't stopped coming in. It's getting more crowded in my closet by the minute
and it irritates me to the fullest. Why can't they just leave me alone?
I don't need to see the pictures they have of me. I've been humiliated enough,
thank you. Don't they understand this is only making it worse? I feel terrible and
I believe it won't end very soon. I also heard Kisame whispering something to Kakuzu.
I think they have something to do with this, but I'm not so sure yet.
The first one who came in after Tobi was Konan. She pushed Itachi to the side
who grumbled something and sat at the back of the closet, still admiring the pictures he had of me.
I will burn them very soon. Then Konan had to show me her pictures too,
although these weren't naked, anymore… She bought the full body pictures,
so you could see my whole body well. At first I was naked of course,
but she had taken the time to cut out outfits out of her magazines.
I am wearing dresses and skirts in almost every picture. She also took the time to
cut out some wedding dresses. Apparently Sasori has been talking to her about it…
Then Hidan pushed inside, squishing everybody to the side. He's way too big to be in my closet.
He almost threw Konan and Tobi to the other side of the closet, both landing right on top of Itachi.
I must say it looked rather funny them trying to get off each other. But my good mood was soon gone
when Hidan showed me his pictures. He was talking about positions and
what would be good ones and stuff. I don't know what he's talking about and
I don't really want to know. His movies said enough and I'm afraid he's referring to them now.
I just know you will never find me in those "positions" again.
Okay, this is pretty weird. Gayfish just got in the closet as well. He sat down before me
and had only one picture in his mouth. I took it from him and saw that I was getting him food in it
, naked. I guess he ignored the naked part and just wants food or something.
Kisame really needs to feed the little guy. I am not his owner!
Alright, diary, keep breathing. Just calm down and keep breathing. Everything will be alright.
Pein won't hurt us. He's a good guy and we already found out he didn't want to eat my brain, right?
He even screamed it at us. We should just avoid eye contact. Which isn't hard
since he's sitting right next to us! He has a creepy smile on his face. Not like the one Itachi had,
but more hungry or something? He's showing me the pictures now.
Okay again, keep breathing. He has only pictures showing off me head. Only my head.
This doesn't mean anything, really nothing. He doesn't want to eat my brain.
Although I've heard of a condition called brainatarian. They only eat my brain,
preferably cow's or pig's brain. Maybe I should be carrying on around just in case.
I can throw it away as a distraction.
I think I want to get out of the closet now. It's getting pretty scary inside.
Unfortunately the others won't let me and I think more will join me inside. Help me.
Love, Deidara
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
I have a few more people to go. Sasori, Zetsu and Kisame and Kakuzu themselves. I didn't forget anyone, right?
Now we still have 9 more reviews to go! I thought this would go a little faster, but I also think I'm losing readers. This is still fun, right? Well good luck to the ones who still want to win and don't forget the poll on my profile page. After the picture show Sai will be introduced probably.
