Gin the Dater

Title: Gin the Dater
Rating: T
Fandom: Case Closed/Detective Conan
Timeline: Gin the Interviewee
Summary: The Fanfic Trio begins to fool around in the DC world. Of course, GAAADASGM makes Gin take Akai on a date.

"You want us to what!?" Gin and Akai asked.

"Kiss~" GAAADASGM sang. "Gin, take Akai on a date and then you two will kiss!"

"No ****ing way!" Gin swore.

GAAADASGM took out a device, pointing it at Gin. "Kiss Akai," She said.

"As if I'll ever—" He pressed his lips against Akai's, shocking both of them. Gin pulled away, spitting out globs of saliva. "What the hell!?"

"I am…disgusted…" Akai was lost of words.

"Now Gin, take him on a date or there will be a Rated M scene," GAAADASGM threatened.

Shuichi: No, I will not actually make a Rated M scene. Use your imagination.

"Who'd be on top?" Vermouth piped in.

"Gin," Shuichi commented.

Akai then vomited. "WHY THE **** WOULD YOU IMAGINE THAT SCENE!?"

"I'll send my OC to be the waiter," Akai4Ever said.

"No you won't," Shuichi glared. "Your OC is crazy."

"Who's his OC?" Jodie asked.

"A bloodthirsty murderer, even scarier than Gin," Shuichi described. "He tears his victims with his sharpened nails and teeth, leaving a bloody mess. He's a monster!"

"That's a rude name to call someone," A dark, creepy voice interrupted. A man of an unknown age had materialized. His hair was short and pure black. His eyes were slitted and glowed gold. His teeth were like a shark's and his nails were like knives. He had a scar across his face.

"Everyone," Akai4Ever still had a smile. "This is my OC, Maki Toshiro-san AKA Cognac,"

"What if Akai doesn't want to go on the date?" Gin pointed out.

"Akai they serve chicken,"

"CHICKEN!"

XXX

Akai was happily eating his chicken. Gin was muttering curses under his breath. Their table was next to the window, providing an elegant scene of Beika at night. Gin knew there was nothing he could do about it and just began to eat his meal…when he noticed his plate was empty.

"Akai!" Gin snapped. "Where did my food go!?"

"I don't know why you're asking me," Akai had stolen Gin's chicken nuggets. "Maybe a ghost took them,"

In the background, Maki (Or now known as Cognac) had begun to tear people to pieces. The couples and families were screaming, trying to escape. But the elevator was jammed and their exits were blocked.

"Yeah, like ghosts need food," Gin retaliated. "You're a moron,"

"Would you like to pay?" Cognac was covered in blood. It was a massacre behind him.

XXX

"How did the date go?" Akai4Ever asked.

"Your OC killed everyone," Gin simply said. "Akai stole my chicken nuggets,"

"PIE BARRAGE!"

Gin and Akai were both hit with a barrage of pies. Their flavors ranged from pumpkin, to blueberry, to strawberry, to grape, to etc… They were covered in goop. Akai was licking the ones around his lips with a grin. "Yum, chicken flavored!"