Disclaimer:The Perfect Disclaimerâ„¢ (see chapter 47)
I'm getting lazy.

Background: Basically Season 3 so far

First of all guys I AM SO SORRY for the long wait. I was busy writing applications for high school and I even forgot there was a chapter waiting to be published.

And, uh, don't get mad at me because I know full well Thrawn has some calculative intention behind his every move. Keep in mind that this fanfic is strictly (kinda) out-of-character and STUPID.


The rebels stole some old ships from the Empire.
"Allow them to escape with their meagre reward," said Thrawn.
Kallus screaming in Spelling Nazi Pain could be heard faintly in the background.

The rebels teamed up with a bunch of Twi'leks and tried to steal something.
When that failed, they set fire to a house full of Imperials.
"They've earned their victory," said Thrawn, letting them escape again.

The rebels knocked out a poor scout-trooper who was just trying to be brave - it was not his fault he didn't come with a Disney shield - and stole his armor.
Thrawn ignored the scout-trooper who was a little short for a scout-trooper and also wore a helmet haunted by the screams of its original owner.

The rebels killed stormtroopers.
"They're only a small cell, it's not worth the effort," said Thrawn.

The rebels drew stupid graffiti on street walls.
"What an interesting piece of art," said Thrawn.

The rebels took a huge dump on the Imperial backyard. Whether this was literal or figurative is up to you to decide.
Actually, it was probably literal, as Thrawn said "That was the neighbor's dog."

One day in the Rebel Headquarters, there was an announcement.
"Our secret informant is visiting us in person," announced Commander Sato.
A hooded figure walked in.
He slowly took off the hood to reveal a face with a pair of bright red eyes and blue skin.

"Gasp" gasped the rebels.

"Yes, I was secretly a Fulcrum all along," said Thrawn.
Then he began to laugh evilly.

"What?" said the rebels.

The end.


Epilogue

"But there's more," said Thrawn, "while working as Fulcrum I found out all about your secret bases and weaknesses and now you will be destroyed! Mwahahahahaha!"
"Oh no!" said the rebels as their base was bombed, Thrawn saw himself out and they all died.