50-Magic

"Okay everybody! Watch this!" Martin announced. "Eddie is going to do a magic trick!"

Everyone groaned and began to walk away, murmuring hushed excuses to leave the room.

"Hey! What's the big idea?" Martin shouted.

"Dad, face it! Eddie's a dog, and dogs can't do magic!" Frasier said.

"Oh yeah wise guy? Watch this! I'll make him disappear!" Martin put a blanket over Eddie and waited. But suddenly a noise came from the kitchen, sending Eddie darting out of the room. "See? It's magic! He's gone!" Martin said proudly.

Frasier rolled his eyes. "That's not magic, Dad. That's a blessing."