Fifty-two
Roverdog
"Welcome to the new age, to the new age, welcome to the new age, to the new age," Frogadier sang to himself at breakfast. "Whoaoaoh, whoaoah I'm, Radioactive, Radioactive—"
"Good morning to you too, Frogadier," Flygon said, raising his glass while reading the paper.
Frogadier nodded to him and turned up the volume on his MP3 player.
"hey, did we ever get Serperior back?" Quilava asked, eating a banana.
"I don't think so—not yet, at least," Charizard answered while checking the reviews.
DING-DONG!
"WHO-IS-IT?!" Buizel shouted.
"Package!" a Misdreavous shouted back.
Lucario and the mail Misdreavous dragged in three cardboard boxes; one was very large, one was mid-sized, and one was fairly small.
After waving farewell to the mail Pokémon, Lucario ripped open the large box to see a coiled Serperior frosted over.
"So cold…it was so cold…" she shivered.
"SERPERIOR! GIRL! I ALMOST DIED WITHOUT YOU!" Zoroark yelled, tackling her as she got out to the floor.
"It was so cool up there! No pun intended," Serperior added. "Anna took me on a tour, I got drooled on by Spen—"
The two kept talking while Quilava opened the medium box.
"Did anyone order a…bunch of swords?" Quilava asked.
Treeko raced over and pulled out the swords in question, replicas of a master sword, diamond sword, obsidian sword, Marth's sword, golden sword, Meta Knight's sword, iron sword, wooden sword, beam sword—the list went on and on.
"Look! A bonus dragon sword from How to Train Your Dragon 2!" Treeko gasped, pulling out an odd sword made of two wires.
"Wow…I even found a replica of Kai's fire sword!" Charizard gapped, pulling out a golden blade.
The blade suddenly ignited itself in Charizard's heated hands.
"…that's not a replica," Flygon face clawed as Charizard dropped the weapon.
"OOO! MY ORDER CAME IN!" Shaymin squealed, shredding the last box. Inside was a small, robotic dog.
"ARF ARF," it barked artificially.
"What can it do?" Swellow asked.
"Well, the Roverdog 500 ½ can do many things!" Shaymin answered in a matter-of-factly voice. "for instance, this miracle of engineering can eat…"
Roverdog pulled out a random sack of batteries and ate them all.
"—poop diamonds—"
Roverdog lifted his tail and let a pile of artificial jewels fall out.
"—speak—"
"OUI OU OUI O O, OUI OU ARO RO AOU," Roverdog said in random gibberish.
"That's not speaking!" Zoroark exclaimed.
"I'm not done yet!" Shaymin said. "He can also drink!"
Roverdog did nothing.
"I forgot," Shaymin perked. She filled a metal bowl with water and put it on the ground in front of Roverdog. "Rover, drink water!" she commanded.
Roverdog bent over and made fake slurping noised, but touched the liquid. In result he fritzed up, overheated, and caught fire.
The smoke detectors went off as Buizel and Frogadier ran over and Aqua Tailed/Hydro Pumped out the fire. Shaymin stood nearby, a mortified look on her cute little face, and Quilava put a paw on her shoulder as her pet died.
Poor Shaymin, needing to watch her dog burn to death…
Percy: Wasn't that from the AT&T commercials or something?
Something along the lines of that.
WELL, please review, favorite or follow—do all three for a free Roverdog (holds up box)!—update your works, love an Eevee and I'll see you all next chapter!
Buizel: (bursts through the door) THE FIRE'S NOT GOING OUT! THE BOX IS ON FIRE!
OH NO! (Grabs fire hose and Percy) LET'S PUT IT OUT THEN! (Runs out to PC box)
