54
Next morning they entered the hub and Tosh looked up with raw hope, grinning as she ran to him when she saw him smiling.
"Oh Ianto!" she sobbed, hugging him around the waist.
"It's OK Toshi" he crooned, "It will all work out. We just need to hang on, right?"
Ianto then looked over at Gwen who was leaning over Andy, showing him something on his screen while offering him a prime view of her tits and he felt himself coming to the boil again so he stalked to the kitchen intending to calm down.
Or find the fucking rat poison.
He could hear Jack roaring down the phone at Unit and definitely heard the word 'Book' in the tirade.
So they had noticed it was missing.
Took them long enough.
He carried the coffees through and kissed Jack's forehead as he sat ramrod straight glaring into space as he listened to whoever was screaming back. He stood and let Jack idly play with his arse for a few minutes, then start screaming down the phone again, signaling that he could leave.
He made sure to shake his butt in the doorway and wink, the leer back worth the wait.
As he placed Owen's down Tosh spoke.
"Something fell early hours of this morning. Small, didn't send up any alarms. I've only caught it on my rechecks" she told Ianto, turning to look up at the office.
"Where abouts?" Ianto asked.
"The moors" she sighed, "Same place as last year where you lost your shoe in the mire."
"Ah" Ianto grimaced at the memory of walking back to the SUV in a wet sock, "Gwen? Let's get it done before he's done in there, get a breath of fresh air."
Gwen grinned as she nodded and Owen pulled his jacket on, "I'll drive Toots."
Ianto blinked as Owen forgot this was not petite Yan who could not reach the pedals and smiled softly as he followed him out, passing Gwen her jacket.
"I'll let you know when you get closer" Tosh called out, wondering at the little gleam she saw in Ianto's eye.
The rain was pelting down as they exited the SUV and Ianto sighed softly, frowning as he adjusted his coat, strongly missing the feminine version of Jack's he had worn as Yan.
They immediately started slipping in the wet, Gwen going down hard.
Owen helped her up as Ianto strode towards Tosh's instructed spot.
"Left" she said softly and Ianto turned to see a hunk of metal.
"Space junk" he sighed, using protocols anyway, turning as he squatted to watch Gwen go down a second time, screaming as her tits disappeared into the dirge.
Owen picked her up, enjoying the quick grope as his hands slipped around her breasts and she squealed with fake annoyance, even as she grinned.
Slut.
Returning to the hub, Ianto lamented the cleaning ahead as the SUV sat dripping like a wet dog.
They entered the hub and Gwen peeled the ruined jacket off and turned, flinging it at Ianto.
"Here, you can at least do something with this, even if you couldn't be arsed to help me out there!" she snarled.
"Really?" Ianto's voice was low and dangerous as he narrowed his eyes at her, "Seems you are pretty good at helping yourself there Gwen."
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" she demanded with her hands on her hips.
Jack had wandered out from the office and leaned over the handrail to watch the fireworks, seeing a rare angry Welshman ramping up and he was interested to see what was happening.
"What's that supposed to mean? You just inviting Owen to cop a feel … oh yeah … let's not forget Adam! Remember! You were not altered at first, you see … for some reason I wasn't affected by him, I was able to resist and I could see you clear as day. You were not altered!"
Gwen gaped, "I so was!"
"You fucked Jack, with clear intent and you were rubbing my nose in it, making sure I knew you had 'won' and I know damned well that you were not 'Adamized' at the time, he did it after you had your go at me to gloat and gave yourself away!" Ianto snorted.
"Well I … I … prove it!"
"Bitch" Ianto roared, launching himself at her, forgetting he was a man again and not only was he about to pummel a woman but he was quite a bit larger.
They flew back into the water pool and Owen squealed as they watched the two Welsh fighters disappear in a large splash.
Jack started to run, shouting at them to stop as Tosh rose from her chair with disbelief.
"Fucking whore after my man!" Ianto roared, rising from the water and slapping Gwen, forcing her back under water and then he gave a soft woof of surprise as she pulled his legs and dunked him under, now sitting in him as she snarled and thumped at his head.
"Mine! He was fucking mine and you came in here with your blonde hair and fluttering fucking eyelashes and enchanted him" Gwen was screaming, "He was supposed to be mine!"
Then she rose, bucked off and screamed as Yan rose from the depth of the water, screaming like a banshee as she punched her hard enough to spin her back against the edge of the pool.
"HE'S MINE BITCH!" She screamed with fury, her delicate hands reaching for Gwen's hair and them stopping as she brought them closer to examine.
She then looked at Jack with surprise and slapped her hands over her breasts.
"Fuck! How did I do that?" she snorted with surprise.
Jack leered at her, the see-through white shirt clinging to her delicate frame and her long hair hanging in a long veil.
"Nice re-set baby" he snorted and then casually pointed at Gwen, "Does this mean she just drowned you?"
"MOTHER FUCKER" Owen screamed, finally finding his voice and he lunged forward, grabbing handfuls of Gwen's hair and dragging her from the water, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID. YOU KILLED IANTO!"
"Steady on there, Speedy" Yan laughed shakily, "Still here mate."
Tosh was gripping the back of her chair and started to laugh.
Jack held out his hand and grinned as he pulled her into his arms.
"You know what this means" he whispered as he drew her into a kiss.
"What?"
"You remembered this time, you have your regens under control" Jack crowed.
"Fuck!" Yan looked back at the water pool and then Gwen, "Bitch did just kill me."
