Characters;
Roderich 'Austria' Edelstein
Gilbert 'Prussia' Wellschmidt
Matthew 'Canada' Williams (Birdie)
Jett 'Australia' Kirkland

Pairings; PruAus(ish), PruCan(ish)

Summary; whare is Roderich taking Gilbert, Birdie and Jett?


As Roderich drives, Gilbert keeps sniggering and reaching across from the passenger seat to prod at the aristocrat, much to said aristocrat's annoyance.

After almost an hour of Gilbert's hushed giggles and whispers interrupting Mozart and Austrian landscape, Matthew snaps; "Gilbert, just what the hell is so funny?"

"Well, Birdie, you see..." Gilbert's words are dripping with laughter, and Roderich's grip on the driving wheel tightens, "We're going to Fucking."

"It's "We're going to fuck" not "We're going to fucking", grammar Gilbert," Jett corrects. "Wait, what?!"

"We are not going to fuck, we're going to Fucking," Gilbert says, "The town is called "Fucking"."

"Fucking hell!" Jett laughs.

"Oh, it gets better," Gilbert continues, "They brew beer."

"I like beer!" Matthew exclaims, "Beer is good, I like beer."

"Yes, but it's light beer."

"Light beer? What the hell's the use in light beer? Either drink beer or don't."

"Wait for the punchline!" Gilbert interrupts, "'Light' in German, as in 'diet' or whatever, is 'hell'. So it is literally 'Fucking hell'. 'Fucking hell Bier'."

Both Matthew and Jett giggle, and Gilbert resumes prodding Roderich chanting, "We're going to Fucking, Roddy, we're going to Fucking!"


And when they later go to Pennsylvania USA, Gilbert takes them to Intercourse.

Everyone enjoy Eurovision? I did. I was going to do an chapter about it, but it would have ended up really long and not very Australia/Canada centred, but more BTT, England and Russia centred. Might write it separately.

Anyone pick up on the Homestuck reference? One of my favourite lines. (Hint; Candyfloss pairing). There isn't really a prize if you spot it, but still...

As no one really gave me an answer about edited updates, I'll carry on at (roughly) bi-weekly updates, unless I get requests. But I did remind some of you to go revise, so I'll do that now; REVISE! Remember; knowledge is power, power is world domination, world domination is Tom Hiddleston is your personal butler

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