T'Slash: Yes I know I said I probably wouldn't be able to update this story this weekend…but it was too tempting and well…I gave up on studying for the night after three hours of studying. I will just have to cram everything in tomorrow and Monday…and finish my lab report number three tomorrow as well. Oh well. I am also glad so many of you liked the last chapter!
Disclaimer: Have never and will never own Star Trek…I fear the damage I would cause if I did.
I didn't kill this and neither did Terry! Okay that's a small lie I helped but this song was completely killed by MirrorFlower! He thought that this story and killing the songs was easy, so I decided to have him do one…yeah he was really unwilling at first but in the end he pulled though. I love this kill and I hope you all do as well. Also if you didn't know the last chapter was Hanging by a Moment. The song for this chapter is Under the Sea! Also all the Primes will be referred to with their first names but Uhura Prime…she will remain Uhura just to avoid any confusion.
Songs of a Seasick Vulcan
Chapter 43: Upon the Enterprise
"Looks like you plan failed, Kalli," Aki said, smirking as he looked towards the Prime's. The McCoy's were trading tales of their Captain, trying to figure out who had the worse Captain. So far it appeared that the older McCoy was winning. James, T'Pock, Spock and Jim stood off to the side, laughing, or in the Vulcan's case looking amused as the Kirk's jumped in from time to time.
"Nope, just wait. I gave him enough of it to make a human jump from here to the roof while singing. It's just a matter of time," Kallista stated, watching the elder Vulcan closely. Terry and Aki glanced at each other, shaking their heads. Kallista just didn't know when to give up…just like Jim.
"It's been an hour. Face it nothing's going to happen," Terry said, pointing towards the group as he looked at Kallista, confused as to why an evil grin was spreading across her face.
"You might want to check again," Kallista said smugly as T'Pock rose unsteadily to his feet. James glanced at his bondmate, brows furrowed as he followed T'Pock to his destination…the stage. Aki's jaw dropped; surprised that Kallista's plan had actually worked.
"You're evil, you know that," Terry stated dryly as the crew grew silent, everyone watching the stage.
"Yup!"
She would, Pike thought, slightly horrified as he watched T'Pock take the stage, the Prime's moving forward curious as to what their Vulcan would do. Never expecting to see him up on the stage willingly without James pressuring him into it.
"Spock, listen to me. The universe it is illogical. Life aboard the Enterprise is much better than anything Vulcan has," T'Pock stated, eyes locked on Spock's the music starting in the background. James glanced over at Kallista, Terry and Aki, he had a feeling Kallista was behind this, he didn't have any proof but he just knew it was her.
The logical is always clear
In somebody else's mind
You thought about joining the Kolinahr
But that would be a big mistake
"Yeah, you had to learn that the hard way," Leonard muttered, hands on his hips as he glared up at this friend. "Stupid Green-blooded bastards and they damn pride."
"Hey! You can't just blame Sp-T'Pock for that, it was half my fault as well," James defended his bondmate, almost slipping up and calling him Spock.
"And he finally admits it! The world must be ending," Leonard said, eyes rolling heavenwards as both command teams laughed. James glaring playfully at his friend before turning back to his bondmate whose eyes were still locked on Spock.
Just look at the crew around you
Right here on Jim's farm
Such wonderful crew surrounds you
What more can you hope for?
Spock looked around, McCoy grumbled while Scotty and Nyota smile brightly up at him before turning back to his bondmate. My counterpart is correct. The crew of the Enterprise is the best crew in Starfleet. With Jim at my side I am in no need of anything more, Spock thought, nodding too some of the redshirts who smiled over at him.
"He is rathur blunt," Scotty laughed, pulling Nyota closer.
"That's Vulcan's for you," McCoy and Leonard grumbled together.
Upon the Enterprise
Upon the Enterprise
Spock it is better
Up in the stars
Take it from me
"Spock actually admitting to something is better…it's a small miracle," Hikaru laughed, smiling up at his friend as he danced, actually danced around the stage. Weirder things have happened, Hikaru had to remind himself.
"Ney, et ez natural," Pavel stated, leaning further into Hikaru, a warm smile on his face as he saw his Commanding Officer finally relax.
Down on Gol they think all day
Within their minds they slave away
While we're devoting
Full time to warping
Upon the Enterprise
"Sounds like he is having fun," Jim laughed, smiling up at the one person in the universe who convinced him he had a chance and showed him faith in himself he had never had before.
"Yeah but I think Kallista has something to do with it," James stated, glaring over at Kallista who just smiled back innocently. Almost too innocently. "She always has something planned that one."
"We are in no need or reminding," Spock stated, pulling his bondmate closer to him, silently promising to never abandon Jim as he counterpart had. He saw no reason to go though Kolinahr when he had Jim besides him. He had no wish to get rid of the emotions Jim brought out of him. To do so would have been illogical.
T'Pock smile brightly as he saw the look of determination in Spock's eyes. He is already smarter then I was at that age. He will never abandon Jim because he is frightened…and I once did, T'Pock thought before grinning evilly.
Up here the Captain is happy
Cause he has Spock in his bed
The Vulcans on of the land are disapproving
They are mad cause they lost their boy
But Amanda is very happy
That her son found his T'hy'la
For the day she was gone
He son found his soul mate.
Mother would have approved of Jim. They both have the same caring heart, Spock thought, wishing as he had many times before that his mother was still here with him.
"Oh Spock, I never left," Amanda stated, appearing right next to Spock, her angel white winds spread proudly on her back. A gentle smile spread across her face as he looked out at the crew, both young and old. "Jim is perfect for you. You two where destined to be together."
Spock turned a light green as he glared at his counterpart before feeling a warm hand, just as his mother's was, on his shoulder before his mother's voice echoed though his soul.
"I approve of Jim, Spock. There was never a reason not to," Amanda's voice and presence embraced him before it disappeared once again. Leaving Spock feeling lighter than he had since her death. Spock turned to Jim, smiling warmly before leaning down, their lips pressed together lightly before they looked back up at the stage.
Upon the Enterprise
Upon the Enterprise
Nobody beat us
Fry us or kill us
In open space
"Okay he has defiantly been drugged or something. That sounds nothing like the Spock I remember," Leonard grumbled as he thought of all that could be wrong with his friend.
"Blame Kallista, I am positive she was behind it," James said, pointing at where she has last been seen, surprised when he found her and Aki and Terry gone. "Where did they go?"
We what the Klingons love to kill
Upon the Enterprise we kick their butt
We got no tribbles
Life is the giggles
Upon the Enterprise
Upon the Enterprise
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
"That's right! No Klingon can get us!" Jim cheered, the crew echoing his statement as they drowned their glasses.
"At least Spock is having fun," Uhura said, smiling as T'Pock continued to sing, now just gently rocking on his feet, eyes shifting between Spock and James before he locked his eyes on this universes McCoy.
Even the doctor an' the belle
They get the urge 'n' start to rebel
We go the spirit
You got to hear it
Upon the Enterprise
"No I don't! That's Jim's damn job!" Leonard and McCoy yelled, glancing over at each other before bursting into laughter.
Andie just shook her head, a light blush on her face as she leaned in closer to McCoy, noticing Kallista, Aki and Terry out of the corner of her eye. They appeared to be heading towards the group, a large sack been carried between them.
"Here, take these," Kallista said, passing out musical instruments to command crew, winking up at T'Pock as he smiled, knowing what she was doing.
Pike shook his head at the three as he moved slightly so he could get T'Pock and the rest of the crew on film. Knowing that this would be perfect blackmail for later.
Aki plays the flute
Uhura plays the harp
Scotty plays the bass
And they're sounding sharp
Sulu plays the brass
Chekov plays the tube
Jim is the duke of soul
Yeah
Kallista and Terry smiled as both the new and old command crew got the meaning of the instruments and started playing it once their names were called. Jim smiled before lowering his voice at his part, causing the crew to burst into laughter.
T'Pock took a deep breath, knowing that the next part would be just the same as the rest and smiled as he saw Kallista glare at Leonard and McCoy when they refused to do whatever she wanted them to accomplish before they agreed after she had threatened them more likely then not.
The belle she can play
Spock on the strings
The Doc rockin' out
The Andorian she can sing
The man and the man
They know where it's at
An' oh that Rand blows
The crew burst into laughter as both Leonard and McCoy got up onto the table and started to play air guitar, bobbing their heads to the beat while Andie just stood to the side, laughing as McCoy blushed lightly as he glared at Kallista.
Kallista just laughed before disappearing into the crowd once more as McCoy's part ended. Not wanting him to stab her again.
They appear to be having fun, the elder Enterprise said, smiling as she saw her crew smiling and laughing together as they had not in so long. It was refreshing to know that after everything they were still all together and willing to drop everything to save their friends.
Yes, it appears to be fun. I might have to participate later just to see what it feels like, the younger said, laughing as T'Pock reached down, pulling his bondmate onto the stage and into his arms.
Upon the Enterprise
Upon the Enterprise
When the two
Get together
Its music to me
Its music to me as well, James thought, leaning closer to his love as he watched Jim and Spock come together and starting to dance together under the spotlight.
"It's a relief ta c thos two so close so early," Montgomery stated, smiling as he watched the younger counterparts of his friends smile gently at each other as they continued to move towards the bet, the crew joining them, creating a huge dance floor with everyone smiling and enjoying the song.
What do they got?
A lot of sand
We got a hot Starfleet Band
Each little ensign here
Knows how to jam here
Upon the Enterprise
The command crew laughed as they continued to play their instruments while jumping or dancing around, the good mood just flowing though them all. Smiles never leaving their faces as Kallista reappeared in a red Starfleet uniform an evil smile on her face.
"The Kolinahr holds nothing for me, my Jim. You are all that I require in life," Spock whispered, pulling Jim closer to his body. Eyes shining brightly as he observed the two crews laughing and dancing together, enjoying the song and the night.
Each little redshirt
Dying around us
Upon the Enterprise
Kallista smirked before she gasped for breath, red blood flowing from her 'wound' before she fell to the floor, 'blood' pooling underneath her. Aki and Terry fell to the floor laughing as the crew went mad with laughter.
"Always one for dramatics," Pike stated, zooming in on the 'dead' redshirt.
"She always was," Admiral Archer said, standing besides Pike as he watched the Enterprise crew continued to laugh as McCoy approached her side, announcing her death to Jim.
Jim gasped, bringing his hand up to his heart, eyes wide as he looked down at the unfortunate redshirt. The smile on his face giving him away instantly.
Each engineer here
Know how to sail here
That's why it's hotter
Upon the Enterprise
Ya we in luck here
Up in the stars here
Upon the Enterprise
Scotty and Montgomery stepped onto the table, fake pirate hats on their heads as they pretend to sail the 'ship' before jumping off, pulling their girls close. Kallista smiled as she jumped to her feet, everyone looking up to the stars as they thought about how lucky they were to have the stars and the Enterprise.
The crew stopped their dance, going wild as T'Pock smiled, bowing to them before allowing himself to be pulled off the stage by James. The command crew surrounded him, patting him and the shoulder and congratulated him on the song.
Jim smiled evilly as he grabbed Spock's arm and pulled him up onto the stage now that everyone was occupied. Time for the fun to start, Jim thought, as he picked up the microphone.
T'Slash: Hahah I had so much fun with this even though I was half asleep when I wrote it! Didn't even think about how it would go but I have to admit I am proud of how it went. Also only 7 more chapters' people, we are almost at the end to this wonderfully hilarious story! Well it's after 3am here and I got two tests to study for tomorrow so I better sleep. I hope you all enjoyed this and please remember to review!
