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"I can't believe you just ate three whole turkies." Blake said in a deadpan when she saw Naruto starting on the fourth turky in a row that he was ripping into with his teeth. He looked at her with raised eyebrow, before he sunk his teeth into the turkey's meat again and started to rip and swallow in a never ending chain of events. It was hard to believe that with Naruto's lean form that he could eat so much, but the three piles of turkey bones on his plate were more than enough proof.
"Where is it all going?" Weiss asked in horror when she saw Naruto strip the very last bit of meat off the fourth turkey, before he put the bones on the plate with all of the others. Naruto grabbed another turkey, before he bit into it roughly and tore off a huge chunk of meat, that he chewed and swallowed within seconds of tearing it. Weiss looked at Naruto's stomach and saw that it didn't even seem like it was starting to get bloated from the clear overeating that was going on at the moment. Naruto stopped for a second, before he took a sip of his soda, and then he started tearing into the turkey again.
"Go, go, go, go!" Yang shouted as she stood with her leg on the table and held a flag with Naruto's face on it in her left hand. She had her mouth cupped with her over hand, and was cheering him on as he devoured each and every scrap of meat.
"Okay, this is unnatural and completely gross... and I can't look away." Blake said as she tilted her head in a hypnotised way. Oddly enough, as grossed out as she was she strangely found this pure animal aura he was emitting slightly... attractive. Weiss tried to take the turkey from Naruto for his own safety, because in her opinion he was eating way to much to be good for his health. The second her hand touched the turkey, her hand got bit and she pulled it away with a loud yelp while Naruto got back to eating.
"Ouch!?" Weiss shouted when she looked at her hand. She had gotten her aura up in time to defend her from the bite, but it had broken through most of her aura and small teeth marks were on her hand, even though she wasn't bleeding from them. The indents of teeth were fully visible to her, while Naruto ignored her and finished up the turkey in record time. Naruto pushed the bones of this turkey away, before he gave his stomach a pat with his two tails waving happily behind him.
"Aw... and I was hoping that you would stuff even more into that bottomless pit." Yang said with a pout, and Naruto grinned at her.
"Good thing I'm not full. Just sick of turkey right now... damn, it's like nothing I eat is even going to my stomach." Naruto complained, before he hiccuped lightly. Naruto licked his lips when he saw a loaf of bread, so grabbing it he started to chomp away at it until he cleared a whole 2 foot long loaf of bread in less than a minute, before he grabbed a second and third one with both hands and started to go to town on them as well.
"I think I'm going to be sick if I keep watching this." Weiss said with a slightly green face when she saw Naruto clear two more loafs of bread, before his eyes seemed to grow wild as he grabbed a watermelon... and entire watermelon and bite right into it and started to eat the entire thing, skin, seeds, and even the right part to eat. Naruto moved his head up and caught a grape in his mouth that was tossed by Nora at another table, and Yang sent her a thumbs up as she watched Naruto start chomping into the watermelon like he was a man dying of starvation.
"Okay, this is AWESOME! I wish Ruby was here to see this!" Yang shouted out as she attracted the attention of the water students in the lunchroom. Naruto finished the melon, with his cheeks bulging, showing that he didn't really eat the seeds. Naruto started to spit the seeds out like a machine gun, launching them across the room and hitting some unlucky team in the backs of the head, and it stopped just as they turned around and he started to dig into... a swordfish?
"I have to wonder... why does this school serve full swordfish and watermelon. I understead bread and turkey, but why swordfish and watermelon?" Blake questioned as she saw Naruto eat the head of the swordfish first, completely ignoring the nose for some reason.
"Isn't anyone else worried about him!?" Weiss asked as they looked at Naruto in shock, and the others raised their eyebrows.
"Are you seriously telling me you can't feel that?" Yang asked in surprise, before she placed her hand on Weiss' shoulder and then placed her other hand on Naruto's back. Using herself and the link, she allowed Weiss to feel what she was feeling from Naruto's body.
Power!
Weiss' eyes widened when she felt nothing but rising power from Naruto's body. His aura was getting more potent from every single thing he ate, and it had already surpassed his normal aura amount, which was monsterous in her opinion. She could feel that for some reason his aura had made a huge jump in capacity, but for him to have to eat this much for him to build up his aura was unheard of. She didn't know ANYONE with the power to eat and regain their aura like this.
"It's always been like this... I eat like a normal person when I'm full of energy... my body... converst food... to... aura... when I'm not at full... I'm using this food... to recharge... my aura." Naruto said between bites. It might not be the same for others, but Naruto had always been able to eat and recover any lost stamina or energy. The more he ate, the quicker his energy would start to recover, and when he was in the coma his energy had barely recovered at all, so today he needed to eat as much as possible and covert it into his own recovering aura.
"O-okay." Weiss said after a moment, even though she had to look away from Naruto.
"Nora, over here!" Yang called out as she pointed to her open mouth, and Nora started to load up another grape and sent it flying towards Yang's mouth. The blond girl caught the grape in her mouth. They all jumped when a HUGE white bunch of papers in a binder was slammed on the table, and Naruto actually stopped eating and looked at Ruby. Ruby was grinning as she looked at them.
"Sisters, friends, fluffy people... Weiss." Ruby said, ending on a teasing tone as she looked at Weiss. Weiss' jaw dropped at even Ruby joining in on everyone teasing her now.
"Hey!?" Weiss asked, not expecting an answer.
"Four score, and seven minutes ago I had a dream." Ruby said, with the others looking at her with a raised eyebrow.
"So you slept in and haved a weird dream?" Naruto asked as he grabbed a complete pizza and started to roll it up into a thin roll, before he started to chow down again.
"This is going to be good." Yang said, before she caught a cherry in her mouth, while Naruto looked at Ruby even as he was eating. He had to agree with Yang, normally Ruby's ideas were funny, and ended in him wisdhing to laugh out as loud as possible.
"A dream that one day, the five of us would come together, AS A TEAM, and have the most fun that anyone has ever had EVER!" Ruby shouted with an exagerated pumping of her arms. Naruto leaned to the side next to Yang.
"So... giant orgy?" Naruto whispered low enough only Yang heard him, and she smiled at him and looked like she was going to die of laughing. Yang covered her mouth and closed her eyes to keep from laughing out.
"Is that my binder... where did you find my binder... did you steal my binder!?" Weiss asked when she looked at her giant binder that had been missing since this morning. Naruto looked at her in shock, with her binder being more than big enough to be bigger than Ruby's entire torso, though the girl was petite so that wasn't saying much. Ruby made two peace signs with her hands, before she looked at Weiss.
"I am not a crook." Ruby told her, while Blake looked at Ruby with a sceptical expression.
"What are you talking about, we have fun together a lot?" Blake questioned, and Ruby pointed at her with a grin.
"I'm talking about kicking this semester off with a bang!" She stated, and Yang saw the perfect chance to make a joke. She was certainly in the mood to make a joke.
"I like to kick my semesters of with a YANG!" Yang said, using her own name as the pun of her joke. Yang waited for them to laugh at her joke, and she seemed disappointed when nobody laughed. "Oh come on guys, that was funny." Yang said with a pout, looking at Naruto for some help... before she was hit in the nose with an apple thrown by Nora.
"Boooooooooo!" Nora's shout was heard.
"I have to agree with Nora, that joke might have been an attempt at humor with YANG, but it fizzled out with a sizzle." Naruto said, before he was hit in the face with an apple thrown by Nora as well.
"Double boooooooo!" Nora's shout was heard... again.
Naruto and Yang glared over at Nora with twitching eyes.
"Look guys, it has been a weird two weeks, and between more exchance students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year our second semester is going to be great... but classes start again tomorrow... SOOO I have decided to take my time and plan out a series of super awesome things for us today." Ruby explained, while Naruto and Yang picked up the apples that had been thrown at them and threw them at Nora. Yang's apple crashed through a Ren's plate and made him spill his food on the table, while Naruto's apple hit the wall and exploded so that it looked like apple sauce.
"I scared AND worried about what you have planned." Weiss said, and Naruto grabbed Weiss and Blake with his arms and pulled them both into a hug.
"Okay, before either of you try to chicken out. We are totally going with this plan of Ruby's. I was in a coma for two weeks, and a little fun is just what we ALL need as a team... so far every time we try and have fun, something has to get fudged up." Naruto said complaining, while Yang looked away, knowing that one time it was kind of her fault things had gotten 'fudged up' in Naruto's own words.
"I agree, this is the last day, and we need to spend it as a team." Weiss said, and Naruto let her go with a surprised look. He was surprised at how... kind Weiss seemed to have gotten since yesterday. It was like she was relaly trying harder to work at being a good teammate, and grow a sense of fun. Naruto let go of her when he saw Nora had a pie in her hands, and was aiming it at Weiss. "I for one think that-" Weiss started to say.
Then she got hit with a whipcream pie to the face.
Ruby, Yang, Blake, and even Naruto were looking at Nora with an extremely surprised group expression.
Nora seemed to realize what she did, and she started to point at Ren, blaming him for what she did. Ren was holding his face in annoyance, while Pyrrha was covering her mouth in shock. Even Jaune was staring at what just happened in shock as well.
"Ohohoho, FOOD FIGHT!" Naruto shouted as he jumped on top of the table and grabbed a plate of mashed potatos and threw it over and smashed the plate into the back of Cardin's head. The boy was lifted off his feet and sent sliding on a table, before he landed in somebodies food and sprayed them with food matter. Naruto grinned as he was hit in the side of the head with an apple again, Naruto grabbed a table and threw it acorss the room, spreading food everywhere and covering a ton of people.
People starting to run out of the room when Naruto and Nora started to throw tables at each other.
"Come on guys! This is going to be FUN!" Nora said as Team Juniper started to stake the tables at the other side of the room into a fort, including vending machines. Naruto was grinning, while Nora threw a tomato and hit Ruby in the back of the head as she jumped onto the top of the stacked up tables that had been thrown. Naruto jumped back next to Blake and Weiss, and they seemed to be looking at him in surprise. People were running away and out of the cafeteria just as two guys entered the room.
"I'm queen of the castle~! I'm Queen of the castle~!" Nora shouted as she and the team she belonged to stood on tables and vending machines. Ruby grabbed her milk box, before she pointed at Nora.
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! Justice will be... DELICIOUS!" Ruby shouted a war cry as she crushed the box in her hand and sent milk flying everywhere. She jumped her fist up in the air, getting her entire team jumped up.
"Yeah-!" Her team shouted out behind her, and even Blake and Weiss were getting into it when they took on battle position with their hand or hands pumped in the air.
"Off with their heads!" Nora shouted as she jumped from the tables and looked over at them.
The ultimate, food, battle had begun!
Chapter End!
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