"Our poor little Padfoot is in love, Moony."
"The dumb bastard." Remus smirked.
"And it's not a big breasted dimwit."
"It's a flat-chested wanker." Peter cuts in, his expression dark.
His friends don't notice, they just think he's being sarcastic.
"You think he'll make it out there in that cruel world?" James asks seriously/
"With Severus at his side? Probably, the guy is a cutthroat."
"Out of everyone-"
"Never thought it be Severus?"
"No never thought it'd be Sirius." James lets out a bark of laughter, "How did you two not bang?"
"Gross."
Peter makes a sour face and Remus seems put off for a moment before something flashes across his face.
"You think I could steal Snape?"
Remus grins and James returns it; they're both thinking the same thing, this will be a fun new game to play with Sirius. Even better than hide the shoe.
