Hey guys, it's time for the annual DBZ College Halloween Special, if you haven't guess already. As usual, this year's tale will borrow from traditional "scary" shit, like zombies and vampires, which I've done already. However, this year's special will be different in one MAJOR way:

It's actually canon to the plot!

Yes, I know. It's hard to believe.


8:00 PM – College Campus

Broly was walking around the fall-oriented campus, wearing a windbreaker and occasionally kicking up leaves, but he had a scowl on his face for some reason.

"How the fuck could he play me like that?" Broly asked himself angrily, "It's not fair, damnit!"


9:00 PM – Summer Camp (2002)

"Come on, Broly!" Goku cheered, "It's totally normal!"

"I'm not sure, Kakarot." Broly sighed, "It seems to dangerous."

"They won't do anything to you, I've done it millions of times!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, ask anyone!"

"I'm still not totally convinced..."

"Pussy."

Broly looked overly confident as he bravely walked into the womens' bath house. Goku snickered to himself as he ran away.

"KAKAROT!"


"KAKAROT!" Broly shouted as he slammed his fists into the ground. All of a sudden, he found himself to be in an alternate universe of some sort. His body was in monochrome and the ground was black while the sky was red with a black moon in it. Broly looked around until he found another man standing opposite him.

"Who...who are you?"

The man was wearing a chin-high cloak with a red sky pattern on it. He had medium-length black hair with visibly pronounced tear troughs under his very unique eyes. He did nothing but blink once at the Saiyan.

"Wallow in a sea of your deepest despairs for the next 72 hours..."

"What?"

"You're too weak."

Broly tried to run at the man, but he was unable to move, almost like he was paralyzed.

"You don't have enough hate..."

Suddenly, a giant meteor formed up in the sky.

"Holy shit!"

Broly tried his hardest to move as the meteor came close. The man disappeared as it neared impact.


The same man was standing over the unconscious Broly. A few people in the same attire as him appeared in puffs of smoke surrounding Broly. One of them with orange hair and multiple piercings walked up.

"Good work, Itachi." He said, putting his hand on the man's shoulder, "This one will be perfect for destroying the men of Dorm 666, and their little emo friend."

Itachi gave the man a death glare at the word "emo".

"...Sorry."


12:15 AM – Laboratory

The group was working inside a laboratory, with Broly situated in a incubator in the center of the room, still unconscious.

The same pierced man was observing everyone else. "Kakuzu!" he called out, "Combat strength."

A man wearing a mask with oddly-colored eyes looked at him. "Dangerously high."

"Hidan, inner anger."

A man with purple eyes and platinum, slicked back hair looked at him. "Pretty fuckin' high."

"Kisame, destructive capabilities."

A tall man with blue skin and blue, spiked-up hair looked at him with beady fish eyes. "Off the charts!"

The man smiled. "Deidara, activate the hormones."

A blonde man with a ponytail and bangs covering his left eye pulled a switch. "Shit just got real, un."

Broly immediately woke up and began to lash around. Suddenly, his muscles began to bulk up ridiculously and his hair started glowing yellow, until it began developing a green tint. The aura coming from Broly was so great it began to rapidly change the color of the air and the sky oustide.


Dorm 666 was just chilling (no pun intended) outside on this crisp autumn night, when they noticed the changing colors of the sky outside.

"Dude, look at that!" Vegeta cried as he pointed his friends toward the sky.

"Aurora Borealis?" Marcellous asked.

"That can't be." Raditz said, "We're nowhere near Alaska."

"This is crazy, man." Vegeta said as he held up a blunt, "This shit is crazy, it changes the color of the sky and shit!"


Broly's eyes were now lacking pupils and he was rapidly growing larger.

The man's eyes widened. "Zetsu!" he cried, "drench him in the culture fluid!'

A man with a Venus Flytrap-like attachment to his head and two-different colored sides of his body nodded as he flipped a switch. Immediately, Broly was detained and covered in a green slime.

The man sighed. "Damn, that was close."

Hidan snarled, "Pein, you almost got us killed, asshole!"

Pein scowled. "Watch your mouth, Hidan."

Hidan grabbed his retractable pike from inside his robe. "I'll rock you, bitch!"

Deidara smiled, "Oh, we got a situation!"

Suddenly, the container began to crack and Broly did his trademark scream.

Deidara's smile turned into a gasp. "Now we REALLY have a Situation!"

Kakuzu looked at a poster of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and sighed. "Damn you and your trendy, upbeat catchphrases..."

"KAKAROT!"


1:15 AM – Graveyard

Dorm 666 was in a graveyard for some odd reason.

"Just jump, you pussy!" Vegeta shouted at Raditz, who was perched up on top up a tomb.

"It's a pretty far jump, man!" Raditz trembled.

Goku looked into a video camera, which was being held by Marcellous. "This week on College Antics, Raditz is too much of a pussy to jump off a tomb onto a headstone and do a triple flip into the lake!

"Fuck you!" Raditz shouted, "I don't wanna disturb the dead!"

Vegeta laughed. "What are they gonna do? Pop up outta-"

Then Bio-Broly jumped up from underneath a tombstone. "KAKAROT!"

Marcellous pointed the camera at Bio-Broly and sighed. "Trunks, stop coming back. I'll admit it was pretty unexpected during last year's Halloween special, but now it's just painful to watch."

Raditz looked at Marcellous. "Halloween special, what the fuck?"

Then Bio-Broly started charging up a blast.

"OH SHIT!"

Then they booked it.


Goku was running for his life through the graveyard, until a hand came out and yanked him behind a tomb. He was about to scream, but he was shushed.

"What the fuck is that thing?" Vegeta asked.

"I have no idea." Marcellous sighed, "But I do know, it wants Kakarot."

Raditz grabbed Goku and was about to punch him. "Sacrifice! Sacrifice!"

"KAKAROT!"

They all shut up.

"What are we gonna-"

Then a nonexistent lightbulb went on above Marcellous' head. "I got it!"


Bio-Broly was still rampaging around the graveyard. "KAKAROT!"

"You idiot, stop that!"

"It won't stop shaking!"

"Oh, shit!"

As soon as Bio-Broly turned around, he was bombarded with beer, the liquid solidifying him and shattering his shell, leaving a naked and unconscious Broly lying there.

Marcellous was fuming. "YOU IDIOT!"

Goku could only smile. "Hey, it still worked!"

"HE WANTED KAKAROT, SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO TRICK HIM WITH KAKAROT-BRAND BEER!"

"Hey, at least he's gone!"

Marcellous sighed. "That was supposed to be the perfect commercial...we could of gone into the beer business!"

Goku weakly chuckled. "That was your beer, too..."

Marcellous became a Super Saiyan.

Goku booked it.

Marcellous gave chase. "KAKAROT!"

Vegeta and Raditz followed. "Let's stop him before he kills that poor bastard."


Spencer crash landed in the graveyard, and began to frantically look around. "Don't worry guys, I'm here!" he said, "I rushed out here as soon as I heard-"

Then he saw a naked and unconscious Broly next to him.


I know, that was kinda lame, right?

WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE ANY FEEDBACK.