"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you..." Tony stated.

"Damn, I always mess that up." Ziva was angry with herself.

"Heh." Tony scrubbed at his BBQ grill with a wire brush, "This about her wanting a cell phone again?"

Ziva sighed, "Yes."

"Why don't we just give her one."

"What? No!" Ziva shook her head, "I do not want her to...grow up too quickly."

Tony leaned over and kissed his wife sweetly on the lips, "She's just like you, ya know?" He peered into the window, "Plus, when she hugged me, she totally stole my phone."

"What?!" Ziva looked into the window and saw Zena on the couch using her father's cell phone. She started to go inside, but Tony stopped her.

"I'm kidding, I gave it to her, she just wants to feel like a grown up and by the way, she wants to babysit."

"Babysit?" Ziva looked up at her husband, "I did not even let Tali babysit at her age."

"She's not Tali and she's definitely not 3."

"Thank God." Ziva reacted, but quickly covered her mouth with her hand.

"Heh." Tony pressed his lips to Ziva's hand, kissing it, "You're not suppose to say that."

Ziva slid her hand away and smiled as they shared another kiss.

"Door bell!" Zena called out.

Ziva attempted to pull away, but Tony pulled her back in, kissing her again.

"Door bell...aggggggggggggggain." Zena called out, "I guess I'll get it, if no one else is."

"Answer the damn door." Ziva blurted out between kisses with her husband.

Zena jumped off the couch and went to the front door, opening it. She came running into the backyard, "Look what I found!" She exclaimed holding a toddler.

Ziva's eyes lit up, seeing the child.


A door opened and Anthony walked inside, Liat followed him into a large office.

"It has been close to 3 hours." Director Olbaz stated.

"Mitztaeret." Liat spoke in her native tongue.

Anthony just stood there, "Wasn't her fault."

"Oh?" Director Olbaz replied.

"She caught me in the middle of my shower and I take a very long and thorough shower." Anthony remarked, which made Liat blush in embarrassment.

Director Elbaz chuckled, "I see you get your personality from father, as well as your looks."

"But does he fight like his Ima?" A male voice spoke up from behind them.

Anthony slightly turned his head, "Would you like to find out?"

The man laughed, "I have been a Shin Bet and Mossad Officer for close to 25 years, you do not want that."

Director Elbaz lifted up her arm, "Adam, please, he is our guest."

Anthony turned and looked straight into the eyes of Adam Eshel, "Is that a challenge?"

Director Elbaz sighed and uttered something in Hebrew under her breath, which made Liat smile, which Adam noticed.

Adam leaned into Anthony, "You know, I could have been your father."

"My luck keeps getting better ever day." Anthony retorted.

Adam smiled and took a step back, "There is a Krav Maga training session downstairs right now, would you willing to show our forces your fighting style?"

"I dunno, I'm pretty drained right now, that was one helluva shower." Anthony answered.

"Deputy Director!" Direct Elbaz raised her voice, "Enough!"

Adam shook his head, "He is a coward, like his mother."

Anthony smashed his forehead into Adam's nose, breaking it, blood was flowing freely. He quickly followed it by grabbing the back of Adam's head, forcing it downwards as he thrusted his knee upwards into his face, knocking him cold. He gathered himself and turned to Director Elbaz, "Apologies, but when that asshole wakes up, tell him my mom says 'fuck you'."

Director Elbaz raised her hand to her hand and just shook her head, "No, no, I am the one that is sorry." She moved around her desk and came over to Anthony, "Come, let us speak over some food."


"How is your mother and father?" Direct Elbaz asked as she sat across from Anthony at small, quaint restaurant, the place was empty, except for them and Liat, who was standing guard.

"Dad's good, Mom's apparently good." Anthony stated.

"Apparently?"

"She...uh, doesn't talk to me."

Elbaz squinted, "Why is that?"

"I guess I disappointed her going into the military."

"Ohhh, I am sorry."

"No, it's the best decision I ever made. I'm a better person because of this."

Elbaz lifted a folder from a bag at her side, "Then why have you not re-enlisted, from your file, you are a excellent soldier, an expertly trained one, not every one can become a Navy SEAL."

"I have other things waiting for me home."

Elbaz lifted a glass of wine to her lips, "You mean your son?"

Anthony smiled.


AN- Tune in next time to see if Anthony's son is "4" and if Ziva groans about it. ;)

AN2- Anthony DiNozzo, Jr. the Third has one rule: Do NOT talk shit about his mom. Adam failed that rule. Badly. Very badly.