Chris gleams his pearly whites once more. "Hey you crazy reviewers! Welcome back to Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa! Last time, our campers had to go against one of the most cruel games in the history of EVER. The dreaded game of dodge ball! Some were easily eliminated *shows Ren and Brooke* and some were in it to win it!*shows Trixie and Troy* But ultimately, Chef and I caught our videotaping skater girl off guard, making it a satisfying win for the Screaming Emus! But what the campers don't know...that was their very last day as a team! What will they do now that it's one on one?" he chuckles "Or for this challenge, two on two?" find out, right here, on Total. Drama. Return to Wawanakwa!" (c'mon, you gotta admit, my intros are still awesome!)
*theme song plays*
*At Breakfast*
"Come on maggots!" Chef shouted at the kids. "Come get your slop already!" No one stood. They were either chewing on an apple or sipping coffee. Muuuch better than Chef's crap.(can you blame them?)
"I'll pass mate." John said. "Can I have a sandwich instead?"
"NO!" Chef roared, chucking a large knife. John ducked.
"Why must everyone throw sharp, dangerous objects at me?"
"Cause it's fun." Troy said with a shrug.
"Good mooooooorning campers!" Chris said, skipping into the mess hall. "How did you enjoy last challenge?"
"Awesome!" the SE's boys(except Eyrik) high fived.
"Horrible..." the KA's groaned. Chris smiled.
"Good! Because that was your very last day as a team!" it got quiet.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Jada asked.
"That, my dear Jaders, means that the Killer Apes and the Screaming Emus are now non-existent! You're. On. Your. OWN!"
"So what's today's challenge?" Jeremiah asked.
"I am so glad you asked, Jeremiah!"
"I'm not..." Rain mumbled. Chris ignored his comment.
"You guys will be grouped into groups of two! But wait...what's this? There are nine of you! Oh my...what to do, what to do...oh Cheeeeeef!"
"No! Not again!" John shouted. Horrible memories of 'Chefferina' filled his mind. Chris laughed.
"Nope! You're not getting paired with Chef again, John." he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank God."
"Orion is!" Ori spit out his coffee.
"WHAT? ! ? !" he shouted. "A-Are you serious McLean?" Chef grinned at him psychotically.
"Yes. Yes he is." Chris frowned.
"Not cool man...that was my line. Anyway, the groups are as followed: Orion and Chef. John and Rain. Jada and Jeremiah. Beatrice and Troy-"
"Woah woah woah, WHAT?" Trixie shouted. "You can't pair me up with that egotistical jerk!" Troy put a hand over his heart.
"Hurtful!" he was grinning.
"I can, and I did. Now, as I was trying to say: Beatrice and Troy, and Brooke and Eyrik. Now, everyone gets handcuffed to their partner!" Orion and Jada groaned.
Confessionals:
Orion: Kill me...somebody kill me now...Chef...I got paired with...*deep breath*Chef.
Beatrice: I...don't like Troy. He's so full of him self!
John: *laughing* Orion got paired with Chef! Don't you think I'm heartless, I just know how it feels, so I'm allowed to laugh at his misfortune!
After everyone was cuffed, Chris grinned.
"Your challenge? Find a key! First group to bring a king back to me wins immunity!" Instantly, everyone began hustling to get out of the room to find that key.(game on!)
*Beatrice and Troy*
The duo ran through the woods.
"Slow down! I'm not that fast!" Trixie stumbled behind her partner, straining to keep up. "How do you know it'll be there anyway?" Troy slowed down a bit, allowing his partner to easily run beside him.
"Because Chris is a bastard and'll want to make things difficult." they stopped in front of the lake in the forest.
"Oh boy...this isn't going to be easy..."
*Orion and Chef*
"Can you move any faster?" Orion complained.
"I can. But I won't." Ori growled. Damn it... they finally made it to the beach.
"Can you at least help me dig?"
"No."
Confessional:
Orion: What. The. Hell. Chef: You do know I'm right here, right? Orion: DON'T TALK TO ME!
Orion sighed heavily.
"I hate you."
*John and Rain*
The partners ran through the woods.
"Lets go this way!" they shouted, pointing in opposite directions. When they ran towards where they pointed, they fell.
"Ow...my arm..." Rain said.
"Your arm? My shoulder almost died..." John grumbled, rubbing his shoulder.
"Ugh...lets go your way." they said together.
"My way?"
"That way!"
"This way?"
"That...way?" the boys couldn't choose on the same way to go.
"This ain't gonna work mate." Rain facepalmed.
"YOU THINK?"
*Jada and Jeremiah*
"Well...now what?" Jeremiah asked as they reached the bottom of the giant hill.
"We go up it." Jada said plainly. "I'm sure Chris has a key or something hanging off the cliff." Jeremiah sighed.
"Fine. Lets go." they duo ran up the hill. The skid to a stop as they made it to the edge. Jada looked down.
"Uh...I found it."
*Brooke and Eyrik*
"So, where do you think the key might be, Eyrik?" Brooke asked as they walked through the woods.(by far the calmest partners this challenge. They're actually walking) He thought for a moment, pausing to look around.
"Trees...maybe." he said. Brooke looked up.
"Um...I'm not the best climber...sorry Eyrik..." he nodded once.
"I'll help you. Just look for the key." they walked around a little more, keeping an eye out for anything shiny.
"Wait! Look at that!" Brooke pointed in a tree. A key hung from a branch. She put her hand up for a high-five, but he just stared. "Um...h-high-five?" he cocked his head to the side, confused.(someones not used to friendly physical contact) She put her hand down and smiled. "Uh...uh its alright...you don't have to." Eyrik felt a bit bad, but decided to focus on getting the key.
"Lets go."
*Beatrice and Troy*
They gasped for breath as they came up to breathe for the 4th time.
"I can't...see anything...down there..." Trixie gasped.
"It's so...damn dirty...my eyes are polluted..." Troy agreed.
"One more time?"
"Lets go. 1...2..."
"3!" they dove into the water, and suddenly, something shiny caught Troy's eye. He tugged on the handcuffs and pointed to the bottom of the lake. They swam a bit deeper, but suddenly, Trixie began to run out of air. She began pulling up, while Troy pulled down.
"Mmmph! Mmmmmphhh!" she urged. He realized what was going on and swam up. Trixie took in a deep breath as they resurfaced.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? ! ? ! ? ! ? !" she screeched.
"No! I'm trying to get out of these damn handcuffs!"
Confessionals:
Troy and Beatrice: NEVER AGAIN!
*Orion and Chef*
"Will you move it?" Orion said impatiently as he tugged Chef down the beach. "I will not lose!" Chef hmphed. He sat at one spot and began digging. Nothing. Suddenly, a seagull landed in front of him. It had a key in it's mouth.
"Looks like we found it." Chef said, bored. Orion glared at him, aggravated.
"Just shut up..." he began to reach for the seagull. Slowly but surely. But just as he was about to grabbed the key...
Chef sneezed.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Orion shouted as the bird flew away. He stood up and began to follow. Chef was slowing him down greatly. "Move your lard ass FASTER!" suddenly, he was yanked back and hanging in the air in front of Chef.
"You watch it Maggot." Chef warned the white-headed boy. Orion laughed nervously.
"Yeah, heh heh, my bad..." Chef dropped him. (Poor Oreo)
*John and Rain*
The two boys finally decided to look in the cabins.
"This is going to take forever..." Rain complained.
"Why don't you work quicker then?" John suggested impatiently. "I don't exactly wanna be stuck to you forever y'know." Rain sighed.
"Whatever Brit Boy, lets just find this thing..."
*Jada and Jeremiah*
"Damn...you're...heavy..." Jeremiah strained. He was struggling to lower Jada down to get the key without falling off the cliff himself.
"Well that's not rude." Jada grumbled.
"Just get the key!"
"I'm trying!" she reached for it, and was struggling to get it off the hook. "Get me down a little lower!" he did. "A bit more...!" his arm trembled as he lowered her down further.
"Hurry!"
"I...I...I got...I got it! Hurry! Pull me up!" She scrambled to get back up the cliff, but a rock crumbled, and Jeremiah lost his balance, making the duo fall into the water below.
"AHHHHH! ! ! THERE ARE SHARKS IN THIS WATER! ! ! !" Jeremiah flailed around in the water, shaking up Jada and making her drop the key.
"I dropped the key! ! ! ! You idiot!"
*Brooke and Eyrik*
For the past 5 minutes, Eyrik had been gradually showing Brooke how to climb a tree. Now, they were reaching for the key.
"I...almost got it..." Brooke managed. After a bit more stretching, she grabbed the key and cheered.
"Good job." Eyrik told her with a nod. She smiled.
Confessional:
Brooke: I was a bit skeptical about being partnered up with Eyrik at first, but he's really nice and an awesome teammate! *Eyrik smirks lightly*
"But...how do we get down?" she looked down nervously.
"Jump." Eyrik said simply.
"J-Jump? I...uh...don't-AH!" she was cut off when Eyrik jumped and she was yanked off her perch. He caught her awkwardly. She laughed nervously.
"Hee hee...thanks..." (Oh Eyrik...you almost killed her -_-) "Uh...lets get to Chris." He nodded and they dashed to the Dock of Shame.
Later on, Trixie and Troy finally got the key, John and Rain found a key in a mouse hole, Orion and Chef managed to catch the seagull, but Jada and Jeremiah never saw their key again.
*Chris*
He was having an intern file his nails as he awaited the first duo to reach him.
"Chris! Hey Chris!" a voice shouted. He looked up to see Eyrik and Brooke running towards him. He shooed his intern away.
"E-rick! Buh-rooke! You got the key?" Brooke handed it to him. "Congratulations! You just won yourself immunity!"
"Noooo!" a voice shouted out. The looked to see Orion dragging Chef along the dock. "I was so close!" Chris uncuffed them.
"Too bad!" he heard arguing.
"This is all your fault!"
"You're the one who made us fall and drop the key!"
"Well if you weren't freaking out I wouldn't have dropped the key!"
"Woah woah, Jeremiah, Jada, what happened?"
"We lost! That's what!" They were soon joined by John, Rain, Trixie and Troy.
"Dammit! We're too late!"
"That you are Rain! Immunity goes to Eyrik and Brooke! See you kiddies tonight at the elimination ceremony! Tonight, one of you goes home!"
So, vote for the person you wanna see out!
