The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang
Jack was drifting, more asleep than awake and he became aware of a snuffling noise. Opening one eye. He looked at the jungle behind the couch and it was shaking, rustling and another shuffle was heard.
"Yan? You OK Tiger?"
Ianto's head popped looking very guilty and he grinned, "Um … yes?"
"What are you asking me for" Jack said with a giggle, "Either you are or you aren't."
"Um, I lost something" Ianto said with a frown, "But I know it's here. I had it here last."
The head disappeared, the little rabbit ears the last thing to slide behind the back of the sofa.
"Ianto?"
"Hmmmmmm?"
"Is that a new onesie?" Jack asked and the head popped up.
"Yep" pop goes the P. "Gwennie got it for me. Said we shag like rabbits might as well look the part."
The head disappeared and Jack lay with his mouth open, then threw his head back and laughed.
"I think you're on it!" said the white rabbit, "I think it's down the back of the sofa."
"Oh, and I'm down the rabbit hole. let me look baby" Jack said and Ianto let out a squeal as Jack plunged his hands down the back of the cushions.
"NO!"
Jack felt a small box and looked at the startled rabbit. He pulled out the box. A black suede box.
Ianto made a grab for it and Jack laughed as he grabbed the rabbit paw and pulled Ianto over the sofa and into his arms.
Ianto growled in a very un-rabbit-like way and gave into the soft mauling. Then Jack realised he was trying to rescue the box.
Jack pinned him easily and held the box triumphantly, flicking it open.
A ring.
A large man's platinum band with the Torchwood symbol engraved in it.
Jack knew his mouth has hanging but he was struck dumb.
"You aren't supposed to see that yet!" Ianto pouted, "I don't have the candles or music. You're spoiling it!"
Jack snapped it shut and blinked a few times, then handed it to Ianto. "Sorry baby, I didn't really get a good look."
"Really?" Ianto cradled the box suspiciously and checked the contents furtively.
"No. What is it, cufflinks?" Jack lied and he watched the tension leave Ianto's shoulders.
"Surprise!" Ianto growled, "For valentine's day. Naughty Jack trying to peek."
"I'd rather peek at something else" Jack leered and Ianto grinned impishly as he threw himself at Jack was little excited squeaks.
"Why are you making those … oh gods ….noises ….aggghhhh"
"I'm a rabbit and I intend to 'do it' like one!" Ianto huffed as he pulled at Jack's clothes.
Jack moaned and gave in while secretly wondering how he was going to top a signet ring.
