Disclaimer: I do not own Rei, she belongs to iRemix, and I do not own Shino or Kiba…they belong Kishi… I only own Etsuko…no takey, she mine…

I, you know. that one girl, wrote this chapter

~*~*What You Hear*~*~

"Do it woman!"

"I can't!"

Etsuko came in at a bad time.

"Just take it off!"

"It won't come off! You do it!"

She came in at a really bad time.

See, Etsuko was here to pick Rei up for their relaxing day at a hot spring with Ino. But the Inuzuka household was far from relaxing.

"It won't come off when I do it! You've gotta take it off woman!"

Etsuko blanched as she heard the footsteps of her two friends draw closer to the living room she was standing in. Had she really driven them to do it with her teasing of them having sex. Oh god…

As the two brunettes stepped into the living room, they paused when they saw Etsuko.

"Oh hey, Etsuko," Rei greeted then turned back to Kiba.

"You…but…and he…eh?" Etsuko was beyond confused. They were still fully clothed. How do you have sex when you're fully clothed?

Seeing Etsuko's confused face, Kiba and Rei stepped away from each.

"Oh! It's not what you think!"

"Yea, see, my ring got stuck…" Kiba lifted up his finger. It was slightly swollen, and his ring was stuck there.

"I was helping him get it off…" Rei finished with a blush.

Sighing a sigh of relief, "Thank kami! I thought you damn people were have fuckin' sex…and I thought I was to blame…"

"No but you will be…" Kiba deadpanned.

Etsuko stuck out her tongue before speaking again, "Come one Miharu, we've got our spa day with Ino…"

"Spa day?" Kiba asked, intrigued.

"Baka!" Rei shouted, punching him in the head, "Girls only!"

Rei grabbed her bag that was on the table and joined Etsuko.

"And don't even think about following and peeking!" Rei threatened, and the two poofed away to meet Ino.

After a few minutes, Kiba picked up his phone, "Hey Shino? Yea, you wanna go peek on your girlfriend?"

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Three girls sat in the hot springs laughing away about stories told.

And far off, well, not so far off, were two jounins, preparing to peep on their girlfriends. Along with a pervy sage not far…

Snickering, Kiba looked through a peep hole in the wall separating the girls and the peeping toms.

"…and so then, it's all like, BAM! And Shino's all like, 'I win' and I'm like, 'In your dreams bastard!' So I'm on top of him again…" Etsuko was telling a tale about her sparing with Shino, but the boys didn't know that.

"Dude…" Kiba whispered, "I didn't know you did it with Takeda…"

"I didn't…"

This caught the attention of the old pervy sage, Jiraiya. Walking over to the boys, he winked, "Living up to pervy expectations I see…"

Kiba nodded his head, while Shino rolled his eyes, not like you could see anyway.

Jiraiya made two more peep holes, and soon, the three males were peeping on the girls.

"…So I ask him, 'You wanna a piece of me?' and he's like, 'Not really' but I give it to him anyway!" Ino tells her story excitedly. Too bad the boys missed the beginning of Ino's weekend spar with Shikamaru.

"Dude…is nobody innocent anymore?" Kiba asked astonished.

Suddenly, Etsuko stands up, her long hair reaching down her back, which turned towards the peep holes, "Well, I don't wanna get fuckin' wrinkly. I've got skin to keep. So I'm headin' out…you comin'?" She asked the girls.

Both shook their head no, "Suit yourselves," Grabbing a towel off the rack, Etsuko wrapped it around her body, and turned around. Eyeing the wall suspiciously, she turned towards her friends, "Guys, is it just me, or do the walls have eyes?"

Rei shook her head, "No, but the hills do." (1) Then she turned her head along with Ino, "Yea, I guess they do,"

Anger filled the girls at once. Ino and Rei grabbed a towel, and marched towards the wall with the peep holes. And being excellent kunoichi, they knock down the wall in a forceful punch. Thankfully they were the only ones in the hot springs.

"Hey…Rei-chan…" Kiba greeted, shrinking into the shadows.

"I expected this damn stuff from Inuzuka, but not Aburame!" Etsuko cried, grabbing the boy by the collar.

"You're so lucky we're in towels! If not, we would be kicking your asses right now!" Ino yelled, making the boys scatter for their lives.

Each girl high fived each other, "Well, I bet they now know not to listen in on conversations anymore," Rei proudly announced to her friends.

~*~*Fin*~*~

Footnotes:

(1) 'No, but the hills do,' A pun. If you've ever heard of the movie, "The Hills Have Eyes", then you will get the relationship between the hills and wall…