"What are you yelling about? Skipper is the dirty penguin." SP scoffed.
"IN THE LAB! AAHHHHH!" Private hid behind pillows.
"sh** sh** sh**" Cowtails rolled off Kowalski.
"Private... I'm pretty sure Cowtails was tickling Kowalski. Kowalski isn't even dirty. And I'm really sure Cowtails would never do that dirty stuff."
"All I saw was Cowtails on top of Kowalski...and I'm too young."
"It was just tickling! No one laughs while doing dirty things. And I heard laughing! So it was tickling."
"O-oh...okay..."
"Ok then! I'm going for a walk!" SP left the HQ and went to the park.
Private followed her secretly.
Cowtails looked at the picture on her cast. "How did that get there?"
SP fell on her knees, holding her head. "UGH, stop it head!"
"I believe you drew that." Kowalski replied.
Private gulped then came out of hiding. "SP are you okay?"
"I...Did?" Cowtails blushed embarrassed.
"NO! MY HEAD HURTS!"
"Uh yeah. Who else would draw it?" Kowalski asked.
"I don't know..." Cowtails covered it with her good hand.
Private sighed, "Come on then.." He picked her up and started walking to the HQ.
"What did I do to deserve this?! I didn't do anything wrong!"
Private sighed, "I know SP...I know... .it'll be ovah in a minute..."
"Gimmie a break. Pain never goes away. It can hide but it never leaves."
"SP..."
He took her inside, went downstairs and put her on SP's bed. Private kissed her forehead.
"Kowalski?" Cowtails asked.
"Yes?"
Private sighed then wrapped his flippers around SP.
"When can I take the casts off? I think at least my legs are fine..." Cowtails gave Kowalski the puppy eyes. "Please?"
Kowalski sighed. "Fine. Just don't hurt yourself!"
She took the casts off her legs, "See? I'm fine!" Cowtails fell on her face, "Oh hey floor...what's up?"
Kowalski fell on his side laughing.
"Not funny..." Cowtails sat up, "It was an accident... Besides, I'm fine now...except for my arm..." She looked at the picture. Then she held her stomach, "Ooooowww! What the he**?!"
"Looks like it kicked you again..."
"No...it hurts worse than a kick..." She bended over and closed her eyes. "Really bad..." Kowalski gave her a worried glance. "What the he** is wrong?! I think I need an ACTUAL doctor..." Cowtails groaned.
"What doctor? Or yet, which doctor?" Kowalski questioned.
"The one we were at after SP killed my dad..."
"But I can't go get him, he won't fit in here..."
"Then I'm walking there!"
"Well I'm not letting you go by yourself!" Kowalski followed.
"Okay...talking penguin, you can come in the room now..."
Kowalski raced in.
"HOW THE HE** IS IT A PENGUIN?! CLEMSON'S A LEMUR!"
"ITS A WHAT?" Kowalski asked.
"It seems to be a penguin..." The doctor stated.
Cowtails fainted.
The doctor showed Kowalski the picture, "So obviously, the lemur didn't get that far, or something happened BEFORE he did it...something involving a penguin."
Two minutes later, Cowtails woke up. "What happened..?"
"Oh yes, I meant to tell you, since it's a penguin and you're a human, it's only going to take about two months."
Cowtails fainted again.
"Itwasnotmeitwasnotmeitwasnotme..." Kowalski whimpered over and over again.
"Alright alright! I get it, something else bad happened...you can take her home now...Be back in a couple of weeks so I can check on her."
Kowalski picked up Cowtails and left the hospital.
"AHH!" Cowtails woke up and grabbed Kowalski, "WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE'S THE EVIL HIPPO?!"
"Evil hippo?" Kowalski laughed, "You were dreaming again.."
Cowtails tightened her grip, "it was VERY REAL..." She trembled.
"Nah don't worry, I have never seen a evil hippo."
"Really?" Cowtails asked.
Kowalski winked, "Yep!"
Cowtails blushed. Kowalski arrived at the HQ and frowned.
"What's wrong?"
"Cowtails, are you sure another penguin has never done anything dirty to you?"
"I'm pretty sure unless..." Cowtails gasped. "No..."
"What is it?"
"No no no...before this whole thing even started...before you guys found me at my grandma's house and let me live here...this penguin...I have no idea who he was...he came in and said he was an old enemy of Skipper's when Manfredi and Johnson were still with you...I never figured out his name, but he..." Cowtails gulped, "did the same thing Clemson tried to do...my grandma saw when he was leaving, she doesn't have very good eyesight and thought he was a rat...she beat him to death with her cane...whoever he was, he's gone now, but I guess the damage is still done..." (Hey IDK how the baby is coming JUST now. Maybe someone used a not grow spell on her .-.)
"I'm so sorry Cowtails."
Cowtails hugged Kowalski, "I hate my life..."
Skipper went upstairs, "What's with all the hugging?"
"Nothing..."
"Sheesh...if you kiss I'm gonna puke..."
"Correction, if we see you do dirty things with SP's sister then we puke." Kowalski smirked.
Cowtails giggled.
Skipper blushed, "IT WAS JUST KISSING!"
"I saw you trying to be dirty!"
"At least I've kissed my girlfriend more than once." Skipper slyly smiled.
Cowtails twitched. Kowalski kissed her suddenly, she was shocked but kissed back.
"EW!" Skipper went downstairs.
"What's the mattah Skippah?" Private asked.
"You don't want to know..."
SP sat up, "What's with the noise?"
"Kowalski...Cowtails...kissing...upstairs...nyaahh!"
"Is that all it is? Well...it makes sense..."
SP glared. "YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU MORON!" She laid back down.
"She's right you know..." Private went upstairs, "Cowtails...is your stomach...biggah...than it was a couple days ago?"
"uhhhhh...no...what are you saying? that I'm fat?" Cowtails pretended to be offended.
"N-no! I didn't mean it like that! I'll j-just go downstairs!" Private awkwardly went back.
"That...was close..."
Kowalski nodded.
"Kowalski...he said it would only take two months...HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK?! HOW ARE WE GONNA KEEP IT A SECRET?!" Cowtails freaked out.
Kowalski sighed, "It's either we hide it. Or we tell them."
"what do you think we should do?"
"I think we should tell them."
