Tau Volentis - Supply Depot
"So… knew any of the people we're about to… kill? Rekill? What the hell IS the proper noun for this shit?"
Veronica giggled at Isaac's confusion. "Meh. I knew Ackerman: good kid. But these guys were all assholes. I'm not going to be regretting putting another round in their heads."
"…Didn't they die after they ate necromorph flesh?"
"Don't care: they're dying again." She said, as they opened the next hatch - and they immediately spotted one of the creatures, a thin creature which turned around, hissed at them before it ran off.
"…that was fucking freaky…"
Isaac and Veronica simply tip-toed into the barracks before a massively loud BANG was heard, catching the attention of the Feeders.
"Ok, that was either very good, or very bad."
"No bothering to whisper?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. The hungry fucks are too focused on THAT thing, whatever it is."
Suddenly there was the sound of fire being burned, followed by loud screeching. "BURN. BUUUUUUURRRN!" A familiar voice screamed out. "I got me a new flamethrower bitches! FEAR ME!"
"…Is that RON?!"
(BGM: Iron Man (intro) by Black Sabbath)
The Feeders ran into a corner before Ron stomped in, wearing a damaged but still functioning RIG, holding a homemade flamethrower.
"That's right, motherfuckers! I'M BACK!"
The Feeders all grouped into a corner, whimpering in fear.
Isaac stared at the sight before approaching Ron. "Where the fuck were you when I was on the Ishimura? Or the Sprawl?"
"I was assimilated by the Borg. But now I'm making up for it."
"Damn straight you will!" Isaac grinned, "So, where are the winterized RIG's?"
"Suit kiosk is that way. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to kill these things." The feeders all looked at Ron as though asking 'wait, what?' before he torched them, laughing insanely.
Veronica then joined in, shooting them which her rifle.
USS Ra Cailum
Jade poked her head out of the turbolift, looking both ways as she slowly made her way towards the deck where Ron's quarters were located. 'No sign of them yet…' she mused, gulping. 'Maybe they don't recognize me…?'
The girl tiptoed to Ron's quarters. He had moved into larger quarters, knowing the girls who loved him wouldn't like to live in a shoebox.
They won't care and Jade knew it. But he cared.
And if she was lucky with the trio… she, Sonja and Nena would be moving into that quarters.
…assuming Annette didn't try to break their minds with her psionics, and Cassie didn't teleport them outside into the vacuum of space, for simply insinuating the fact they wanted to be with their 'Senpai'.
"We know you're out there, Jade." She jumped and fell on her ass before the doors opened, Cassie standing at the entrance to the living quarters of the most powerful man in their lives. "Hello, Jade."
"You… know?"
"I might be an innovade now, but I still have a link to the ship's sensors. So, yes, I know. Also, Annette sensed you from outside. You can't hide from psionics."
Jade gulped slightly… before positioning her hands in the shape of a cross.
"…that doesn't work for atheists, you know."
"I'm fucking desperate right now!"
"Get inside. We need to talk."
Jade began to sob as she was dragged inside.
Nearby, Nena and Sonja watched.
"So… bigger guns?"
"MUCH bigger guns."
Both girls looked at one another before saying "Armory."
"Jade, the only reason we aren't trying to kill you is because we want to know why you're here and Ron would lynch us for killing his MS legion commander. So… why are you here?"
"…before I tell you, promise me you won't try to lynch me, teleport me outside the ship, break my mind using psionics of any form or medical technology, and not put me under any form of physical, mental, or emotional harm."
Annette and Cassie shared a brief look. "We can work with that. We figure we already know why, but we have to ask."
Jade gulped. "Okay… the… truth is… ILOVERON!" Immediately after saying it, seemingly out of nowhere pulled out a medieval-looking shield between her and them, made from Tritanium.
"…where did she get that?"
"Sonja pulls Knives out of thin air, and that is what you question?"
Well, that aside, Jade had a good reason for being paranoid and afraid.
The two women knew they were yanderes, but they were unique yanderes in that they weren't unwilling to let another woman date their man, so long as they approved.
"Don't worry, Jade, we're not going to hurt you."
She peeked from behind the shield. "You… you're not?" She asked hesitantly.
"Jade, we're not unwilling to let you try dating Ron. He just has to accept. And we're not the ones you have to worry about when it comes to approval."
Jade blinked before a ship flew past the windows.
A Galaxy-Class starship named USS Damascus.
"…Oh right… his mom…" She muttered, before she sighed. "I'm still fucked… "
The doors opened, Nena and Sonja rushing in with heavy assault equipment. "NO ONE MOVE!"
"…Really? We weren't going to kill her."
"…Now I feel really stupid."
On the ground, Ron led the team towards the command center, grinning. "And if I'm right, the fucking thing should be RIGHT around the corner."
"What does he mean?" Isaac asked.
"You'll see…" Blake said, as she went ahead to fix the elevator. Not even a minute before she left, she came back - and the elevator was working.
The group proceeded to board the lift, moving up towards the command center, before…
CLANG.
"FUCKING THING!"
"Called it! Time to murder it!" The lift was forced off the tracks before they all fell down as another Snow Beast jumped down to face them. "Ok, asshole, time to finally die! Who wants to rip it apart?!"
Isaac and Carver didn't need to be told twice, as Isaac fired off a stasis blast, slowing the beast down as Carver began firing at it.
Ron fired his new assault rifle at it, joined by his sister. "RWBY, stop this little fucker in its' tracks!"
"How?!"
"Weiss, freeze it! Blake, distract! Sisters, you and me are on tearing duty!"
(BGM: Hell to Pay by Miracle Of Sound)
"You guys are fucking nuts!"
Isaac reloaded his cutter. "Crazy works, Carver! Let's go!"
Weiss leaped up and smashed her sword into the ground, Ice speeding towards the creature - but before it could leap out of the way, Isaac hit it with a Stasis field, allowing Weiss's attack to latch it to the ground.
Gambol Shroud's ribbon wrapped around the necromorph's remaining legs, securing it in place, allowing Ruby to snag the ribbon and Yang, who secured herself to the hardest thing she could find.
Ron then grabbed the other half of the Beast. "Veronica, Isaac, Carver, shoot whatever that thing spits out! Yang, PULL!"
And shoot they did, as the three soldiers fired at the creature with everything they had, while Yang began pulling as hard as she could. "Come… on… you… BITCH!" She growled out, her eyes burning red.
Ron also began tugging, laughing as he hear the insides began to tear apart.
The Beast roared, but that roar was filled with fear and a plea for mercy.
But while Ron's new girlfriend was French, he still didn't understand a word of it, meaning it was fucked.
"DIE! FUCKING DIE, YOU…" It whipped a spike at Isaac, who stole Ron's line.
"FUCKING THING!"
It complied, if unwillingly, as it was torn in half, the leg Yang was tugging on via Gambol Shroud's ribbon flying at the two sisters hanging from a rockface, embedding itself barely a foot from Yang's head.
"WHOA!" Yang shouted in surprised, before she sighed. "That… that was close… "
"Go… go team… RWBY!" Ruby cheered tiredly.
The spike was removed from the wall by Ron's kinesis unit. "Get inside. I'm going to make sure this thing stays dead." He began to rip the Beast apart and shoot with the beast's very limbs.
Carver shook his head. "That's pointless!"
Isaac simply nodded.
That one Guardian on the Ishimura, the fucking thing in the food storage…
He understood that this annoyance had to stay dead.
"Yeah, I get it. Keep it up, but make sure you come inside as soon as you're done."
"Will do!" Ron said, blasting flames over the corpse of the snow beast, starting up a rather nice fire.
Carver stared. "You're insane. You're all FUCKING INSANE!"
Veronica grinned. "One of us, one of us…" Isaac joined in on the chant, soon followed by Team RWBY.
Carver ran inside screaming.
Snowman: One of us, One of us, One of us…
Ron the True Fan: Something so simple is so VERY entertaining.
117Jorn: They're all fucking insane now…
Takeshi Yamato: Yeah, but all in their own, individual ways - and it's the GOOD kind of insane.
Ruby: …I'm not sure…
Ron the True Fan: Next chapter will be FUN!
Ja Ne!
