Bonjour France,

I am well. How are you?

What I said (It was in Russian...) don't worry about it, you actually answered it without knowing it.

I do NOT like you touch me. Il me fait peur... I hate it.

I do speak a little french, not much though.

You are scared of Russia? !(I'm sorry for the laughing) I don't think he is that scary. I lived with him for who knows how many years, I don't fear him. He used to get upset with me a lot because I didn't do what he told me to. I just went and took a nap on the couch when ever I had to clean his house. He isn't scary... but ...something else. He injured me at different times, but I got over it.

Well I must be going, I'm tired of laughing.

Avec non l'amour,

Arabia (Kira Volkov)

P.s. I think I might go to Russia's house and annoy him :)


Bonjour Arabia,

Ça va bien aussi, merci! Iran isn't giving you too much trouble, is he?

… Okay, see, that's how amazing I am! I can answer anyone's question and manage to paint my conversations like Monet. Sexy lily pads everywhere, ooh la la!

Hmmph. I guess my love will have to visit you for Christmas. You know what I want for the holiday? A vibrating condom. Make it pink also, Arabia, merci beaucoup!

Oh, I have actually been IMing Russia after your last letter for about three weeks now.

… And I still think I oui oui in my pants when I see his dark, soulless eyes. He nearly killed me when I invaded Moscow in the Napoleon Wars. Are you friends with le russie? Arabia… nous sommes amis, oui? Ouiiiii?

I must be going as well. I have a rape schedule to keep up, you know. Here's a secret.

You're next.

Avec BEAUCOUP l'amour, Arabia,

Francis Bonnefoy

P.S. Bonne chance! Tell him those pink bunny slippers he lost are on my sexy feet now, ohohohon!


Translations:

Ça va bien aussi, merci!: I'm well as well, thank you!

merci beaucoup: Thank you very much.

le russie: Russia

nous sommes amis, oui? Ouiiii?: We are friends, yes? Yeeeessssss?

avec BEAUCOUP l'amour: With A LOT of love

Bonne chance: Good luck

Yeah, check out PimpinSushi's "Ivan's Letters to the World" to find out the backstory behind this. I was PMing her and suddenly, we started to call each other Ivan and Francis and then we starting RPing the guys. You can read our conversations in her letters to the world, DO IT NOW! XD

France is such a creeper. But that's why I love him!

~Laurette