(by Dragon of Selene)
To the sender of these d*** birds:
The answer is no. Hell no. Not in a million years.
Frankly, I already attend a far superior school that could not give less of a f*** who I am beyond being a teacher's pupil or a fellow student. As a bonus, I am far from Magical Britain's bull***.
Not only that, but your meddling headmaster would attempt to place me back with my abusive relatives despite my being happily adopted.
Kindly f*** off,
Damon Crowley
PS: any more owls will be eaten by my hellhounds. You have been warned.
