Ch. 53 Conditioner
9foxgrl
Inspired by Upsilon Four
'Another normal day in the Ichigo's mind.' Hichigo though as he strolled around the building that was his home. If one looked up they would see a large sign that read 'Hichigo Palace'. It had taken him a few days of convincing Ichigo to mold his home into the shape of Cesaer's Palace in Las Vegas.
Hicigo strolled out onto his balcony with a cup of coffee in hand wondering what kind of mischief he could get into today. He could sing the the song that never ends again. Scratch that idea, last time Ichigo suck the Nyan cat on him.
He shuddered at the trauma that cat had inflicted on him.
He could paint another building. This one witha gangster theme to it. Nah Zanny would shoot him.
He had just taken a sip of his super sweet cofee when he saw Zangetsu come out of the tree fortress he called home.
Hicigo spat his coffee out in shock.
Zangetsu's normally shiny, well mosturizered, well conditoned curly ebony locks were limp and looked very dry.
"Uh...morning Zanny..."
"Hichigo." Zangetsu replied as he pour himself a cup of columbian blend coffee.
"What happened to your hair?" Hichigo asked pointing at the sword's hair.
"I am trying the all natural approach."
"So...you haven't taken a shower?"
"I bathed, but I planning on not using any chemicals in my hair. I read that there are traces of peroxide in shampoos and conditioners that damages your hair."
"Okay..."
Next Day
Hichigo was working on his mecha shojo manga storyline when he saw Zangetsu. His hair was starting to look a little oily now.
A few days later...
After prompting Ichigo to market his manga idea for him under the name of Yuki Shirosaki. Hichigo decided to relax a bit when he was disturbed by a femine scream. It took him a moment to figure out the source.
"Zanny you okay?"
He found the sword standing with a brush in front of a very large mirror.
"I HAVE SPLIT ENDS!" he wailed.
"Umm..good for you?"
The sword growled.
"Yeah...so...I'm going to run now! BYE!"
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Hichigo: or else she might lose interest and lock us away again. T.T
